Please remove your *yoohoo* from Coach Dave’s *ahem*

Fascinating as it is, the evangelical community’s internet presence isn’t anything I’m interested in. I have no idea what exactly gets the minions to booing or jeering other than in the broadest senses. I expect they worship violence and bloodshed like all the other patriots. I know they despise women and queers. ObamaKare will give 30 million people a chance to see a doctor so I presume that’s Saint Schiavo sauced with catnip and dangled before the lions. We have little in common. But until now, I had no idea how much they disliked the glorious weekends we spent together, just the two us.

Okay I’m sorry. I thought it was a Saturday thing.