I sit here at the window listening to Greg Gumbel’s announcer guy voice. And it strikes me what a coward he is. There’s nothing wrong with being bald, dude. Testosterone is a perfectly decent molecule and as you well know it can scurry all around and sometimes loiter proximal to your scalp. So it then binds to this, which causes that, and everybody knows this is normal. We call it ‘men’.
But this? Is lame.
Shout out to the muffin man. Greg Gumbel incidentally was born only minutes after World War II. No kidding, he is sixty seven years old. What about this other sports dude? This man was once a sportscaster in Chicago back in the early seventies:
Sports bro’ was losing his hair and nobody cared. Rockin’ a comb-over and talkin’ bout’ the Cubs. Baseball! Men!
Bald happens. But this? Cough.
Professional tain’ality cushing a network gig. With a crow’s nest of horse hair on his head. Sad.