This is how it began.
October 4th, 2013, will forever be known as the day I fell into a giant porn hole.
The fight against perverts in a small library in Illinois.
Imagine my surprise when I took my children for an outing with a friend to the Orland Park Public Library to look at books, surf the web and just have a relaxing afternoon. Instead I discovered an adult “masturbation lounge” lurking within a few hundred feet of the unsuspecting teen area.
This war on obscure biblioteque wankers has become a daily feature at Pajamas Media, delivering a homeschooling mom from the fringes of village crankdom to the international bright lights of PJ’s “Lifestyle” section. Ladies and gentleman meet the new sensation… Megan Fox.
No, not that one. This one:
Yes. Until she got hired for the lofty gig at “Voices From a Free America”, where intellectuals like Roger Simon, Roger Kimball and Andrew Klavan hold forth, she was barely an internet presence at all. A few people had seen her at the YouTube channel she dubbed “Story Time with Megan Fox.” There, as “intolerantfox”, she warned parents against buying popular books that were too terribly disgusting for their children to read. Here, in the preview for Episode 7, she inveighs against Cristina Garcia’s work:
On this episode of “Story Time with Megan Fox”, we look at the book “Dreaming in Cuban”…another book full of sex, vulgarity, and pro-communist propaganda that is being forced on children via school libraries and assigned reading lists. Do you now what your children are reading?
In the video, she scoffs:
Your first clue that this is not going to be a novel that you want your child to read. The very, very first page is called ‘Ordinary Seductions.’ Do you see that? Ordinary seductions. Right off the bat. Just right there. I didn’t have to go very far, did I, to find inappropriate material? This book is set in Cuba. The main character, there’s four main characters. The first one is Celia, she works for the commies.
She also hosted a heroically obscure site titled of course “Intolerant Fox.” Don’t laugh too loud as it was apparently the blog’s mix of right-wing mommy hectoring and cautionary listicles that scored Megan a mat at PJ’s brain gymnasium:
3 EXCRUCIATING REASONS NOT TO CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE
Posted on September 21, 2013 by Megan Fox
Picture it: You’re on a business trip and that girl from marketing with the low cut blouse is handing you a hotel key and offering a no-strings attached night of heaven and your wife will never find out. Before you make a move, consider the following very good reasons to say no.
3. You could break your penis.
No seriously, you could. There was an actual study done on this.
And so the intellectual right-crowd have a fresh, new voice. Megan Fox:
It’s the latest leg of Megan’s improbable journey that’s particularly fascinating. While checking out filthy books for her YouTube gig she caught sight of boobs on a user computer. She attacked librarians in outrage. Then she descended upon a library board meeting with Hillbuzz’s Kevin DuJan in tow (who couldn’t be more pissy about library workers’ typical bad manners), and then (and crucially) she jimmied her way into the library’s incident reports by way of the Freedom of Information Act.
I would like to briefly note that none of this would have happened if the librarian who rudely chased me out of the children’s area (like an angry ghost haunting the stacks) would have just let me use a computer there like I had very nicely asked. I would have never known about the library’s terrible porn policy (they don’t have one) or about the numerous sex crimes that have occurred there (many, going back years and years). They could have continued catering to pedophiles completely unmolested carefree, but for the rudeness of a single employee, who will be forever be known as Kathy the Library Poltergeist. I would like to take a moment to formally thank this harridan on the taxpayer payroll.
The homeschoolin’ mother of two badly needed a respectable platform from which to take down her neighborhood library, the “PORN AND PERVERTS” clearinghouse. Now it’s Megan’s War that’s prominently featured at Pajamas Media. The cerebellists at PJ Lifestyle being roundly justified in pulling her on board, this week proved to be nothing short of epic. On Monday, she posted this harrowing report (with commentary) from back in early 2007:
This redacted internal “Incident Report” from Orland Park Library details when a man exposed himself to another man in the bathroom.
While I was standing at the urinal, he came up behind me and said ‘You know they used to have a sign that said all penises hang out here.’ And then he laughed. The man thought [the complainant] was gay. Then he pulled his pants down all the way and went to use the urinal.
It appears like the person who did this may be mentally disabled or suffer from some other problem, but shouldn’t police have been informed so they could come make sure he was not a threat?
Someone could check if the guy’s currently in prison since, you know, years and years ago. Time will tell. Tuesday, it was this report from October 23, 2008:
This free and easy access to pornography has led to a sexually charged environment in which many illegal sex acts occurred where police presence was needed. In this part of the continuing investigation into Orland Park Public Library’s dangerous policies that allow sex offenders to watch pornography unfettered, I report how internal documents were recovered that indicated staff also have let several crimes go unreported to police. The following is one of the reports.
Patron was using a computer upstairs in the IT commons. She said the patron next to her was rubbing his lower area. She told XXXXX about this. He was still there. He had IT staff move patron to another computer.
Can’t swing a dead cat in this orgy without clotting a freak. Could the perversions be any more sensational? I’m not sure, you could walk me back to the computer where I started? On Wednesday, Megan posted this report from August 2009:
The following internal “Incident Report” reveals that a man was witnessed “fully exposed” and masturbating. A staff member of Orland Park Public Library tells him he will be “banned from the library on second occurrence.” (Emphasis mine.)
Patron may have exposed himself to other patron.
Spoke with person – advised he would be banned from the library on second occurrence.
Okay to be honest, that might have been disturbing. If it happened. It would have been even more disturbing if it had happened to Megan. Anyway chalk a penis up for Roger Simon and Pajamas Media. What the hell – hand one to Vodka Pundit too, we’re in a giving mood. Now, since it’s Thursday, we have a new old incident report from two years ago:
In today’s revelations of what is going on over at the Orland Park Public Library, we have a document written by Library Director Mary Weimar in response to a mother who complained about a very suspicious person.
She said she was sitting on the lobby bench closest to the Lucky Dog collection. When her 6 yr. old daughter came up to her, the teenage boy on the bench next to her asked her how old her daughter was, “said she was a cutie” then touched himself.
To summarize, a mother with three children just coming out of story time was asked by a teenager how old her 6 year old was. When she told him, he said “she’s a cutie” and touched himself in front of the child.
To summarize, a fifteen year-old may have grabbed his crotch at the same time he said “cutie.” Though I could be playing the incident down somewhat, as high school pedophiles are probably dumb enough to yank their cranks right in front of the target’s parents at the library. I have no idea why the police weren’t called immediately. Why wasn’t the poor kid inevitably and probably permanently horrified at the idea of sex, angry mommies, libraries specifically and Orland Park in general the rest of his life?
Oh pish. None of that matters because we’re talking about naked boobs here. On a public computer, in Cook County, Illinois. And we’re talking about boobs because book-hating homeschooler Megan Fox saw them. If on that account Pajamas Media won’t expose the Orland Park library perverts, by way of old paperwork on a daily basis, then what the hell good is the conservative movement?