The sort of thing that gets 4000 cheers at Sparklepants dot com

America has become so horrible a place that Christians can’t tell fag jokes any more. Whatever do you mean, Mark Steyn? I mean that Bob Hope once told this bell-ringer:

“I’ve just flown in from California, where they’ve made homosexuality legal. I thought I’d get out before they make it compulsory.”

For Hope, this was an oddly profound gag…

But it’s no longer acceptable. Then there’s this:

Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra kept this one in the act for a quarter-century. On stage, Dino used to have a bit of business where he’d refill his tumbler and ask Frank, “How do you make a fruit cordial?” And Sinatra would respond, “I dunno. How do you make a fruit cordial?” And Dean would say, “Be nice to him.”

But they tell me it’s wrong. Now I see that you’re all giggling, how very surprising. Well I suppose this is as good a time as any, so here goes: The drunkards fornicators and homosexuals in America are bad. Call me crazy if you like, but it’s time that somebody at National Review said it.

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2 thoughts The sort of thing that gets 4000 cheers at Sparklepants dot com

  1. avatar Grung_e_Gene says:

    “…insisting Robertson be defenestrated…”

    “…it’s totalitarian. While American gays were stuffing and mounting the duck hunter…”

    Defenestrated? Poor Phil literally thrown out a window by gays and liberals.

    The reason Steyn writes like this is to dupe conservatives into thinking he’s smart (Varney’s RP and his Australian mumble sound erudite to Faux fans) and to put the gay panic into right-wingers. stuffed and mounted is a conscious choice fear of anal violation from all those ‘Homofascists’ dominating America.

    It affords conservatives the legitimacy to engage in violence towards suspect gays. But I found this comment especially disheartening:

    Wilkins Micawber • 11 minutes ago −
    Let’s all take a break from all this rancor and take a moment to wish President Purplelips, his lovely wife Sasquatch and their two charming daughters, Bulimia and Sausage, a bon voyage on yet another of their lavish, luxurious, extravagant tax payer funded boondoggles,I mean, vacations.

  2. avatar toma says:

    “The reason Steyn writes like this is to dupe conservatives into thinking he’s smart (Varney’s RP and his Australian mumble sound erudite to Faux fans) and to put the gay panic into right-wingers. stuffed and mounted is a conscious choice fear of anal violation from all those ‘Homofascists’ dominating America.”

    Exactly. And his favored technique is to employ penises to beat back his enemies. He is the dongpundit. Waving penis after penis after penis at them, he’s bizarre. But it works for the wingnuts, his stuff is like catnip to them. This piece has gotten 6,400 Facebook likings and 4,000 comments, whereas your typical NR posting gets all of maybe 50 remarks on it. The ‘most commented’ piece in the right column usually features about 300 or so, so he’s certainly knows how to get them all hot and bothered.

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