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John McCain stinks like a bayonted cadaver

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John McCain should go back to Arizona and disappear inside one of the many mansions he acquired through nuptials. Let him despair over Iraq’s disintegration there, inside a musty man-cave haunted by ESPN’s broadcast clowns. I can’t fathom the spell he’s cast upon the brilliant media but I know that when a person can’t add two and two together he’s no mathematician. It infuriates me that someone responsible for sending thousands of our friends and neighbors to die in a wrenching clusterfuck isn’t being basted in boiling tar and slapped with ostrich feathers.

“Do you believe that the people of Iraq, or at least a large number of them, will treat us as liberators?”

“Absolutely.”

No one in recent memory has been more cavalier.

“There is not a history of clashes that are violent between Sunnis and Shias, so I think they can probably get along.”

And no one, given the seriousness of the matter – annihilation – has been more eager to bolt toward hot cameras and microphones and weigh in on the side of human sacrifice.

“We’re going to win this victory. Tragically, we will lose American lives, be it will be brief. We’re gonna find out massive evidence of weapons of mass destruction.”

McCain refuses to contemplate he’s ever been wrong. This thought is not allowed. He is a cocksure agent of death.

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  1. Grung_e_Gene  •  Jun 14, 2014 @3:09 pm
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    toma,

    As I remark on my blog and elsewhere don’t worry. This Sunday the Conservative Media and the Republican Party will take a little of the precious time not devoted to marshaling their courage over Benghazi/Bergdahl to pound home the narrative W(orst POTUS Ever) planted the beautiful Tree of Jeffersonian Democracy in Iraq only to have it pulled out by the roots by That Kenyan Marxist Traitor in the White House.

  2. toma  •  Jun 14, 2014 @3:26 pm
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    I don’t remember the KMT promising to kill ever more increasing Americans in Iraq. I seem to recall a reluctance on his part as regards death and maiming in Mesopotamia.

  3. Grung_e_Gene  •  Jun 14, 2014 @4:25 pm
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    Ha ha! If only you knew Trey Gowdy and Jim Inhofe claim they have super secret intelligence which proves the KMT is aiding the enemy. Only they tots can’t release it.

    But, trust them! They like totally have it!

  4. toma  •  Jun 15, 2014 @12:24 pm
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    Lemme guess. The evidence goes something like…

    “I never in my saddest. wildest dreams thought I ‘d see the day where a Commander-in-Chief is actively aiding and abetting the enemy. Unfortunately when he released a Taliban Sergeant the day arrived. That’s why I’m asking the Arkansas Tea Party to help me in my efforts to thwart the Muslim Usurper from overthrowing America, as is his wont. Won’t you help please?”

    x$100

    x$250

    x$500

    x$1000

    “Remember, Patriots, Freedom is never free.”

    Sincerely,

    Chip Baggersen