For you, tonight, whilst the apocalypse is crawling up your…

…ass. Do ponder these sensible scribblings from the men who are all Wiser Than You. And later this evening, when you begin to puke plasma, or secrete goo, or see the skin peel right off your handsome flesh, in the same manner your dog Rusty once sundered a watermelon Fruit Roll-Up – Jesus where did he get that? – by nibbling at it with the corners of his front teeth, just remember how completely care-free and silly you once were. Not to have taken them seriously, oh dear.

Obama has favored his African brothers over the rest of us by allowing them free entry into this country. As a result, Ebola has now been introduced into the United States, may be on the verge of spreading rapidly, with the end result being potential massive death to our citizenry.

Larry Klayman – massive death. No problem that’s how I’d like to go, massively. A week-long palsy of screaming and running around the neighborhood HERE IT COMES. I AM GONNA DIE. CHRIST NOW I’M REALLY DYING. People will remember and they’ll smile.

For Ebola, at least at present, it appears to be even worse a threat to this nation than AIDS or other incurable African generated diseases have been in the last decades. Indeed, it is more than likely that suicide terrorists from ISIS, perhaps American Muslim traitors, and others from Islamic terrorist groups, will infect themselves with this deadly virus and enter the United States to inflict severe harm on us.

Why don’t ISIS just fly here and start shooting? Oh don’t be silly. They’d rather fly to Sierra Leone first, lick some vomit from the floor of a mudhut, courier a few fecal samples to a test lab, then wing on over to Parsippany and start french kissing all the guidos. We WILL be concerned, I tell you. Stop kissing Luigi! Stop it I said!

But as has been true throughout Obama’s illegitimate presidency, as all credible evidence suggests that he was born in Kenya and is neither a natural born citizen eligible to be president, nor has he been “naturalized” as a citizen to even have the right to remain here – see the deportation petition I filed recently – regrettably our Muslim commander in chief has favored his own creed over the rest of us.

OBAMA: Other than elect me their President what have white people ever done for me?

AFRICA: Exactly! Let us in!


EBOLA: This is, like, the biggest chicken pot pie I’ve ever seen. I don’t know where to begin.