It’s not everyday I come across a bona fide scam.
This was sitting in a Washington Post dot com sidebar. Eminent theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking says what? The Biggest Event In Human History, really? You mean, like Cal Jam Three? Well I wouldn’t want to miss that. *click*…
Breaking news from CNN! (see: http://www.cnn.com-news.report/us/brain01/cnn/hawking.php?sid=goo300_dw012l02&q=1asfacp) This would be like a dozen planes going down, with hundreds of white ladies on them.
In an interview with Anderson Cooper, Stephen Hawking said that his brain is sharer than ever, more clear and focused and he credits a large part to using Cogniq Hawking went on to add “The brain is like a muscle, you got to work it out and use supplements just like body builders use, but for your brain, and that’s exactly what I’ve been doing to enhance my mental capabilities”.
Everyone that has taken this, from athletes like Tom Brady to musicians like kanye West have nothing but praise for the brain booster, which doubles IQ, skyrockets energy levels and connects areas of the brain not previously connected.
I refuse to let the misspelled words, run-on sentences and elementary-school level punctuation throw me off. I don’t even care that the picture of Anderson Cooper is Wolf Blitzer – I want these brayne pillz! I wanna become a theoretical physicist! Right now!
Not to mention:
Wait a minute. These alien-synth brayne popperz are taken by Stephen Hawking and Ashton Kutcher? I don’t think so. What the hell’s going on here? Are you trying to…fool me? Heck, you wouldn’t do that, would you?
The Lead Researcher on the team Dr.Rosenhouse gave us an exclusive inside look at the ingredients that make up this revolutionary smart drug…
“We are all very grateful to have this now, as I believe it can help everyone on the planet and take us to the next stage of evolution. We’re very proud.”
Oh I see, that makes sense. A Jewish doctor discovered it. One of those really highly educated guys withnospace in his name. Well alright then, it has to be legitimate.
Are you ready to take the next step in improving your life, feeling sharper and smarter than ever before and making millions or billions in the process?
“I wouldn’t have developed my patent formula if not for this amazingly incredible brain supplement .” – says Dr. Rosenhouse
That’s the greatest testimonial ever. “If I hadn’t been taking these brayne pillz, I wouldn’t even have discovered them!” Friends, this supplement will bend both time and Johnny Depp to your will. And who wouldn’t want that?
With the full market release of the supplement scheduled for later this year, Cogniq is bound to make a splash. Experts say government intervention is likely to limit the release of the supplement due to its potent effects…
I contacted CNN. They have Don Lemon, they don’t care.
Note: I see the scammers have redirected the site. Very sneaky of them. As of now (3:00 PDT) it can still be seen here.
Update: As of today, January 27th 2016, the scam is no longer at either of the first two sites. It’s now here – at an address looking as if it had something to do with Amazon. Obviously, this is by design…
Update II: November 2016, they’ve renamed it again – now they’re calling it BrainPlus IQ. The scam goes on, and on, and on…