Reactionary gay black pony rides

Right-wing media are begging the wingnuts to climb onto Vester Flanagan’s back and ride him to hell. How often do they get a gay black misanthrope to frighten America with? When’s the next time they’ll get a chance to write something like this?

The Daily Telegraph has learned that “police reportedly confiscated a gay pride flag” from the apartment of Vester Lee Flanagan Wednesday.

They might have confiscated a cache of dynamite, or secret plans to kidnap the Dauphin. But for Breitbart, a gay pride flag will certainly do.

In an apparent hate crime, Flanagan is the 41 year-old black journalist who murdered two white Virginia reporters on live television Wednesday morning before turning his gun on himself.

Hate crime: a shooting spree that kills white people.

In a manifesto faxed to ABC News, Flanagan, an Obama-supporter, claimed that his motive involved a “race war.” Flanagan was black and gay and apparently angered by the fact that he had been a victim of racism and homophobia at the hands of “black men and white women.”

Both of Flanagan’s intended victims were straight.

Hate crime: a shooting spree that kills straight people. With a liberal bad guy this good it’s hard to figure – who was he after again? And why? It’s difficult to pin down which Republicans were the victims.

The gay pride rainbow flag reportedly found in Flanagan’s apartment is seen by many as a symbol of anti-Christian hate.

Oh Christians right, ding-ding. Afro-gay Hitler went on an anti-white-heterosexual shooting rampage targeting the Jesus people. Alright, got it. How lucky we are he didn’t wipe out all of Cape Cod, the Boston Celtics and Joel Osteen’s money-laundering operation.

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3 thoughts Reactionary gay black pony rides

  1. avatar SAm says:

    “… is seen by many …”. I love that phrase. Works for everything.

    Christians are seen by many to be hypocritical child molesters
    9/11 is seen by many as an inside job
    The Holocaust is seen by many as a huge hoax
    President Obama is seen by many as the most radical president in history.
    Hitler is seen by many as a gentle dog-lover.
    Donald Trump is seen by many as a brilliant potential world leader.

    There is literally nothing you can’t apply the old “some are saying” gambit to.

  2. avatar toma says:

    Really? Let’s see….

    UFOs are seen by many drunken hicks.
    Madonna’s boobs are seen by many old people.

    Hey! You’re right.

  3. avatar Grung_e_Gene says:

    The Gaystopo is Here! Grab yer Guns! Dust off Your Turner Diaries! RACE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

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