Ground and pound for the clowns

Yesterday was ‘there’s a monster in the backyard let’s go throw rocks at it’ day. And after only barely poking his head out from behind the safety of his 2% polling, Bobby Jindal worked up the courage to step out and girl-arm this at the beast’s feet.

President Trump today announced that the first season of “The Apprentice: White House Edition” will air on CBS this fall. Contestants, including Gary Busey, Ted Cruz and Kanye West, will vie for Cabinet positions. The announcement came as the newly renamed “Hair Force One” touched down in South Dakota for the unveiling of President Trump’s face on Mount Rushmore. Meanwhile, first lady Melania had reason to celebrate as her White House-branded perfume, Trump, by Trump, hit Macy’s shelves …

No, this is not a story from The Onion. It’s a vision of our future.

To which Godzilla replied: “No one is going to carve Kenneth the Page’s face up there next to Teddy Roosevelt. Okay? I’m sorry.”

Just how bad are Donald’s rivals at playing this game? They’re this bad:

The problem with Donald Trump is that he will never be president. His nomination as the Republican candidate would gift the White House to Hillary Clinton. He would self-destruct in a general election.

Jindal can’t decide whether Godzilla would destroy Tokyo or merely hand it over to Mothra. When the Donald calls these guys a bunch of clowns, he’s right. Flinging poo from the enemy camp:

‘Trump is going to see what low-energy looks like,’ an ally to Jeb Bush says.

That should have sounded like a threat, not a suicide note.