Bristol: Imma bust you up ‘Bama

Have I got this straight? A race-revoltin’ development, Bristol Palin can hardly believe it:

In case you missed it. The President invited Ahmed Mohamed to visit the White House to show the President his homemade clock. The fourteen year old was arrested after someone reported that he was building a bomb.

This was after an ATF agent in line at a local Starbucks caught a whiff of ozone and the sound of ululating coming from a mosque next door. And when the Feds broke down the door, Ahmed turned around to face the raid and was, like, “FALAFEL?” and got himself arrested. Right, right?

OR was this Ahmed just a science-y fourteen year old high school kid? And when he brought his homemade clock to school the Palin-brained English teacher freaked out after hearing it go ‘boom‘ ‘beep’ in his backpack and had the nerd arrested? I’m sure you can all see this is just a simple misunderstanding, there’s no sense in calling anybody a ‘racist.’ Ahmed is an Arab, and a Muslim, and you know how those people like to show off their IEDs.

The “reported” bomber:

“No, I never said anything about, ‘I have a bomb,'” he added. “Never.” He said the interrogation “made me feel like I wasn’t human — it made me feel like a criminal.”…

Ahmed told the Morning News that when he was taken into the room for questioning, an officer said, “Yup. That’s who I thought it was.” Ahmed, whose family immigrated to the US from Sudan, said he started feeling self-conscious about his Muslim name and brown skin.

The officers reportedly asked him whether he tried to make a bomb. Ahmed said he told them it was just a clock. After the questioning, the police led Ahmed out of school in handcuffs.

The President read about it.

What a nice man, this Obama fellow. Oh right this is where Bristol Palin came in: What a baaaad man.

This is the kind of stuff Obama needs to STAY out of. This encourages more racial strife that is already going on with the “Black Lives Matter” crowd and encourages victimhood.

Here’s something Bristol knows a little about. This ‘controversy’ (pfft) is more like a rockin’ little house party that broke out into a brawl. The Palins are holding up their usual end of the deal, swinging away with the racists, and all the Muslim clock-makers are on the other side. Everyone is having a grand time beating the hell out of each other, with pieces of clothing and broken teeth flying everywhere, when all of a sudden Sheriff Obama pulls up and wants to shut it down. And here is Bristol screaming “STAY OUT OF THIS PAL” through her dress, which is now way up over her head after being dragged around like a sack of potatoes.

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