Carly Fiorina. Fuck Marry Kill.

There’s not much left for our nasty friend Carly Fiorina to do. Put up a brave face for the Fox News cameras and bid America ‘so long.’ Take the limo back to campaign headquarters. Turn off all the computers, close out all the accounts. Pick a kindly underling to issue all the Buh’Byes and shoo the rats out the door.

But silly, that’s not Carly!

Republican presidential candidate Carly Fiorina slammed Hillary Clinton — and her marriage — this morning on MSNBC.

“If my husband had done some of the things Bill Clinton had done, I would have left him long ago,” Fiorina said…

She’s going to hang around and trash the Clintons.

“Unlike another woman in this race, I actually love spending time with my husband,” Fiorina said.

She’s going to invent new ways to bring down her cursed enemies.

“Bill can sleep with all the fat interns he wants, but then I would never let him back in my bed. Are you kidding me?”

I have to say. This is breaking new ground politics-wise.

“And she’s like ‘What do I care?’ My gosh Chris, what’s that about? And Hillary thinks she’s qualified to be president!?”

Credit Ms. Fiorina for bringing ‘Fuck Marry Kill’ to the forefront of our presidential campaigns.

Of the many weird things about this, the weirdest might be that it makes nobody want to vote for candidate Carly Fiorina, Everyone’s Wife. This just makes people wonder about the Clintons. But then we’ve wondered about the Clintons since 1991 so…boring. Digby says:

The other day when the donor lists to various campaigns were revealed many noticed an odd curiosity about Fiorina’s donations. A pro-Cruz super PAC controlled by millionaire Robert Mercer (who had written checks for 5 million to Cruz’s effort) sent $500,0000 to Carly Fiorina’s super PAC. How often does it happen that a PAC for one candidate helps one of its rivals in a primary campaign? But New York Times reporter Amy Chozick cleared up the mystery when she tweeted:

“Fiorina finance chairs told me supporters of other candidates have thrown them $$$ to have a woman in race attacking HRC.”

Now that makes sense.

It appears that Carly Fiorina took half a million dollars to sleep with President Clinton. What a…ahem.

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