Conservatives are weird, part the bajillion

Marco Rubio radiates a natural charm.

“In Washington right now, they are being buried in this snow blizzard,” the Florida senator said…

“Apparently Barack Obama’s executive order pen has frozen,” Rubio joked. “Come to think of it, that’s probably one of the best things to happen to the republic in quite a while.”

How delightful. Really, priceless.

At least 25 people have died as a result of the mammoth snowstorm that pounded the eastern U.S. The deaths occurred in car accidents, from carbon monoxide poisoning, and from heart attacks while shoveling snow.

It’s always some terrible tragedy or other, isn’t it? They can’t resist. Obama’s mother must have had that Zika virus – he’s a pinhead! Har! Don’t forget:

But many see megastorm Jonas as a kind of signal from God, part of a long-standing pattern of corrections from the Creator…“The name Jonas means ‘gift of God,’” Koenig points out.

…“when the U.S. or another nation applies pressure on Israel to divide its covenant land, given by God to Abraham and his descendants, there are enormous record-setting storms and/or events that correspond.”

So not only is Jonas funny, it’s punishment from Him because wolverine manganese Israel. Hokay? So don’t get your panties in a big bunch just because they like to have a little fun and you deserve to die.

ADD: Thought I would google it just in case. Free Republic har har:

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