Reading the daily Edroso I was alerted to this morsel. Editorial writer for the Dallas Morning News Tod Robberson took the time to remind a colored audience what would be proper behavior when the powerful deign to speak to them.

So the NAACP holds a national convention in Houston and invites Mitt Romney to give a speech. If they are informed people who read newspapers and watch TV, they should have been under no illusion that Romney’s positions clash on many levels with those of the NAACP’s membership.

No point in having a politician speak to you after you’ve seen the YouTubes.

If they didn’t want to hear what he had to say, they shouldn’t have invited him. But once he was there, they owed it to him to listen to what he had to say. Who knows? They might actually have been pleasantly surprised. If not, so what?

Once you ‘boo’ somebody, you can’t hear anything before or after that. So please, brothers and sisters, much as he appears to be a lurching 1930s German steampunk film prop, don’t throw Milk Duds at the screen. You’ll miss the plot.

Speaking of that, I am reminded of the great reverence paid freewheeling civility by Robberson’s drinking buddies. I remember the reticent and respectful Rep. Joe Wilson screaming “YOU LIE!” at a certain President from his humble seat in Congress. During the nationally televised State of the Union address it was. Meredith Jessup at Townhall was predictably chagrined:

I was pretty disappointed this morning when I found out South Carolina Congressman Joe Wilson had apologized for his outburst last night during the president’s address before the joint session of Congress . .

My question is, why? President Obama is the one going around the country talking about how we need to provide coverage for America’s 46 million uninsured–a number that includes illegal immigrants.

The President was a bit lucky the Representative didn’t climb the podium and yell in his grill. Codger Carey Roberts similarly applauded decency:

Rep. Joe Wilson of South Carolina infuriated millions of smug liberals Wednesday night when he yelled out during President Obama’s congressional speech, “You lie!” To which I heartily respond, “Representative Wilson, you are one red-blooded American hero.”

Emphasis his. This is the stuff of the fair-skinned deities who hail from the conservative world, natch. The courageous who shout down a speaking President are exercising precious first Amendment rights, which is great. Without dickishness, America would be doomed.

Remember when the Daily Caller’s Neil Munro interrupted Obama’s Rose Garden address last month? It was unprecedented. That a no-name blogger would break journalism’s rules and commonplace decency to halt the event shocked everybody. All Neil wanted to do was make the President answer his questions. Which could happen! Munro’s boss tendered his support:

“A reporter’s job is to find out what’s happening,” Carlson said. “It’s about what your government is doing. It’s to ask questions to politicians and almost no politicians want to answer those questions.”

Maybe Neil could use a raise. Lou Dobbs praised Munro’s freedom-of-the-jerk calisthenics:

“Neil Munro of The Daily Caller, the gentleman asking the question, the White House would argue he was not being a gentleman, the president responding it’s not time for questions,” Dobbs said. “Well, the fact is after he made his statement, the president took no questions.” . .

“So, Neil Munro had the thing pretty well figured out,” he said. “It was going to be his only opportunity.” . . “‘It’s against the decorum of the White House and it’s rude to the president.’ What’s rude is the president not speaking to the American people and taking the questions of the White House press.”

Maybe Neil could use a medal. Mark Levin couldn’t have been more impressed:

“Then there was one person who did speak up — one person who spoke up when “el presidente” gathered the media around him outside the Oval Office on the White House grounds,” Levin said. “He gathered up the media to do what he always does — to tell them what to write, what to report, what to regurgitate to you. One little courageous soul — one little voice out of the pack — decided we have a president of the United States who is brazenly telling us that he’s going to violate the Constitution of the United States, a president of the United States who does not take questions after gathering around the reporters as he issues his pronouncements. And this reporter, this one voice decided to ask a question.”

Maybe Neil could use a statue and a holiday. Thank god for men like him, they merely exist to check power. While we’re fiddling around with the likes of ‘words,’ anyone seen a political rulebook? Ah yes, here: It is time for the career politician to get his desserts. We’re agreed. Mitt Romney? The humble financial behemoth with no responsibilities, no reservations and no constituents, he’s different. He deserves better.

Dennis Prager, National Review Online:

“Did I say ‘meaner’? That makes no sense — meaner than what? A kitty? A skunk? Remind me to correct that. But did you see where New Jersey governor Chris Christie responded to a protestor? He said, ‘You know – something may go down tonight, but it ain’t gonna be jobs, sweetheart.’ That was a typically kind and conservative thing to say. But look what he’s gotten in return: bloggers likening him to a killer whale or a Depression-era German airship. I imagine it won’t be long before a leftist says fellating Christie would be like bobbing for licorice in a hamhock barrel. Some liberal will suggest, when the sweetheart governor confronts protestors by dropping his shorts, a willing young man or woman ask ‘Could you open the flap, or a fold, or something?’”

A quick reminder to Rudy Giuliani and others like him who feel the terrorist attacks of 9/11 are their property: You are absolutely right. Thanks for lending it to us tomorrow for a couple hours, we’ll gas it up before we return it.

A 9/11 memorial planned for Marietta College in Ohio nearly got derailed by a clash between the planner and the college’s “Student Life” committee. Junior Sarah Snow sought to plant 3,000 American flags across the grounds of the school on Sunday to honor the tragedy’s victims. Until the liberal administration elitists interfered.

Seeing as how each flag was meant to represent one of those murdered on that terrible day, and that Marietta College has an international enrollment (wimps), Student Life asked that Sarah plant appropriate non-American flags for the non-American victims. That sort of non-American bullshit was too much for the real thing: American Sarah Snow, the president of the campus’ College Republicans. Jason Mattera at Human Events picked up the story in a post that got hundreds of angry responses.

College Threatens to Nix 9/11 Tribute As Too American
Jason Mattera | 09/09/2011

. . “He [Robert Pastoor] insisted we add the international flags for the reason that it was a ‘global perspective’ school,” Snow told HUMAN EVENTS in explaining Pastoor’s basis for interfering with the College Republicans’ memorial. He continued, she noted, by saying, “Other nationalities were killed in the twin towers as well” and that Marietta must “consider how the Muslim and Chinese students will feel about the [American flag] display.”

Pastoor did not return a call and an e-mail requesting comment.

He’s busy masturbating the Muslim students. After reading the post a couple times, it doesn’t appear to me anyone tried to scotch the memorial. Nonetheless, treason is still treason.

“Instead of embracing the remembrance of the thousands of innocents who were murdered on 9/11, many college administrators—insensitive to the families and friends of those who died on 9/11—are more interested in creating political correctness tests than coming together to honor the victims of the jihadist attacks,” said Ron Robinson, president of Young America’s Foundation . .

Insensitive liberals. Attacking jihadists. Cheese and crackers.

On August 30th, the Director of Student Activities wrote the following to Snow: “… are you planning to include other countries flags? There were more than just Americans that lost their lives on 9/11. I will send you a list of the other countries so that you can add these flags to the presentation.” And in a follow-up email, that same director gave a “list of the countries that will need to have flags as part of the 9/11 remembrance,” which included Australia, Bermuda, Canada, China, El Salvador, Germany, Grenada, Ireland, Israel, Japan, Sweden and the United Kingdom.

See? Leftists don’t give a damn about the victims. Or the people who died on 9/11. Commenter David:

True enough, there were foreign nationals of all different religions that were killed that fateful day. But, there was only one attack on a country and it was on American soil. Those American flags need to fly and the students need to tell this Robert Pastoor if doesn’t like it, he can shove it.

You’re not in charge of my Student Life, Bob. I’m planting 3,000 American flags at your stupid college, and that’s that. Cue the orchestra and wind machine. Another:

Isn’t it terrible that you spend your whole life working to save enough money to send your kids to college; and then you run the risk that they wind-up at a disgusting, anti-American viper’s nest like this?

These go on for a while.

The National Black Pro-life Coalition announce a billboard campaign. What, you already knew? Yeah yeah, they’re the Steven Spielbergs of abortion politics. You can look forward to a Summer full of this:

Hell, they couldn’t do any better than that? Not one UFO.

Pretty lame. Go on and tie abortion to anything Black-related. Try to make it as cliche as possible. Abortion will deny you the job you wanted. Abortion only appreciates you when you play football. Abortion crept up on Richard Dreyfus at a railroad crossing, then burned his face.

I’m thinking you newfangled right-wingers could use some pointers. Try this, loozers. It’s the ‘Black Atheists of Atlanta.’ This is how you pretend to be a hip Black person while being a hideous, right-wing jerk:

Call your hateful nature a treasured component of African American culture. Call being gay a ‘sex style.’ Tell people it violates ‘The Law of Reproduction,’ blame it on the Europeans. Sodomy is what white wrestlers do in their leisure time. See you next time on Jerry Fallwell’s Black Brainfarts of Atlanta, toodles!

trolling you tube this morning.

When you care about the little guy, the poor man, the blue collar worker, the people breaking their backs carrying America around for only a few dollars an hour, you better watch how you behave.

That’s right: watch your ass, buster. Because if you start making more money than those poor souls you pretend to care about, you’re a hypocrite. If you spend that money, you’re a fucking scumbag. If you spend a bunch of it on your daughter’s wedding, it’s time they put your head on a pike.

Why? Because your poor buddies can’t do that, you ass.

The Wife Was Really P.O.’ed This A.M. — Chelsea’s Wedding Extravaganza
DougRoss@journal | Sunday, August 01, 2010

The wife was on a roll this morning, pointing out some interesting facts about the immense Clinton wedding that took place this weekend.

Cue the wife:

“This damn wedding cost between $2 million and $5 million. They hold this wedding at the Astor Estate, with its porcelain bath fixtures, paying millions of dollars, and claim to be for the little people?”

Me? I am for the Los Angeles Dodgers. That’s why I run around in circles in the hot sun all day. Otherwise, I would not be for them. I’d be, well, for myself, the stupid Dodger fan. Incidentally — sitting in the ballpark bleachers, eating hot dogs, drinking beer? Hypocritical. If you aren’t willing to be exactly like a baseball player while not being a baseball player, don’t bother.

“Here’s the spokesman (Clinton) for Haiti and he’s blowing ten grand on a cake?”

I get your drift. He should bake a cake out of broken hearts and plaster dust. He should bake a cake from the remains of the Haitian dead. He should bake a cake out of tragedy and misery and sorrow and loss. Then he’d be both a good spokesman and a good father. Also, a legend of Santeria. I bet it would be fun to watch the many zombified guests lurch side to side while the band play ‘Wooly Bully’ to sorrowful moans. Meanwhile, the Groom’s party wait patiently in line to kiss the Bride’s hypothalamus. Yes, President Bubba’s Nuptial Bone-In Voodoo Pastry will do that to a crowd.

“And all of the liberals defending this extravaganza claim it stimulates the economy. Can you believe that? These are the same geniuses who tell us that trickle-down economics doesn’t work!”

Surely, Doug Ross’ wife is no economist. Right? Shirley?

When rich people spend money, it proves supply-side thinking. Do the rich spend? Have they always spent? Yes. Game over.

What happens when the poor spend money? Yuck, who cares? I will point out a funny thing, though: the Clintons threw this giant wedding bash . . on the same day those crazy kids got married! What are the odds? It’s as if the marriage ceremony begged for a big party! Pshaw, I’m sure the Clintons just did it because they were tired of stepping over all the money bags laying around.

Of course, they could have done the right thing by Doug’s wife and spent nothing on the wedding, but that would have driven a stake into the heart of supply-side economics. This Clinton Wedding/Macro-Economic Macarena looms larger by the second.

“Apparently Chelsea wanted a quiet little wedding. She’s very publicity-shy. So why didn’t they tone it down and donate the money to Haitian relief? But, no, they had to hold an over-the-top, massive celebration when the American economy is suffering.”

The public have been fascinated with Chelsea for 18 years, but have you seen the Clintons welcome any publicity about their daughter? No. Does a 400 guest wedding qualify as an ‘over-the-top, massive celebration’? No. Shirley reads the tabloids, that’s her own silly fault.

Similarly far-sightedly, she thinks that if you’re truly sympathetic to someone, then you must become the same as them. I mean, c’mon — how else could you possibly know or care at all about them? You have to be like them, think like them, act like them, and keep them uppermost in your mind. Forever. “If it’s so special, being a poor schlub, then I’m sure you’ll be happy to be one for the rest of your life.”

Well, wouldn’t that simplistic rule make everything suck? Hell YEAH. That’s why Republican simpletons are the ‘Fuck You’ people in America. They’re deathly afraid of becoming the next guy: the poor, average, normal, ugly, boring nobody. They’re terrified of ending up like that. That’s why they don’t even want to think of putting themselves in another man’s shoes — WHAT IF I GET STUCK THERE? AAUUGH!

So they identify thoroughly with the privileged and powerful — THOSE are the folks they want to become. Those are the people they wouldn’t mind morphing into. But until that reward, they’ll keep on beating back the risks by hating their regular-old fellow men. That’s also why, in right-wing-land, nothing’s more gloriously American than clawing away from terrifying normalcy and toward singular success. Tell the homeless to take notes if they want something to eat. That’s the essential recipe for Republicanism.

“There really are two Americas: the Democrat ruling class and everyone else. These people are such f***ing hypocrites it makes me sick to my stomach.”

With a pinch of envy.

Illegal Immigration Proponents Support Slavery
Posted by Lori Ziganto
Wednesday, May 12th at 5:15PM EDT

Illegal immigration is another area where the true racist and misogynistic tendencies of Liberals/Leftists appear.

Hello! I heard my name — what’s up? OH, another RedState whackjob. *sigh*

Racism and misogyny, yup, that’s us. Can I go now?

. . they are currently more concerned with demonizing the state of Arizona and it’s new illegal immigration law than they are concerned with protecting the rights of citizens. They’ve also proven that they care not one whit about the people coming here illegally. They aren’t human beings to them; they are merely political pawns and cheap labor.

They’re not even pawns, they’re lumps of coal. I collect and burn them for Winter heat. Okay, that’s us — now can I bail?

. . What isn’t mentioned ever? Concern for The Children ™ who are suffering due to strained medical and educational resources.

Wow, you really are A Strange One.™ Yes, we’re The Haters Of The Children.™ I’m off now, I have to go strangle some . .

Apparently, having their lawns manicured and their tables bussed cheaply means more to the left than the human beings providing such services. Why have legal immigrants when you can have illegal ones as figurative slaves, huh, left? Nor do they show concern For the Women, who are brought here, smuggled in illegally, as slaves.

. . yes, and I enjoy killing them all, the immigrants, The Lumps™, the slaves, the little girls in their pink jumpers, fingers all sticky from candy. Kill, kill, kill. I’m Murder, Inc.™ We’re done?

. . the left doesn’t care. What’s a little enslavement and forced prostitution if it gets us some cheap labor and more bodies at the ballot box?

Non-citizens can totally vote in America. Sorry: AMERICA!™ The pawns and the slaves and The Dead Children™ vote by the billions all the time every day. If they move or breathe or eat a taco, it’s a vote.

And this is what we do: we round up all their votes, and we hate on them and enslave them and prostitute them and murder them and burn them for heat. And you know what? *BOING* The votes themselves suddenly start voting. For us. That’s how it works! I’m tired of this — end of this post, please . .

I also believe in human dignity and the sanctity of life. As such, unlike the left, I recognize illegal immigration for what it is:

The new slavery.

The new Holocaust, and we’re Adolf Hitler. Go on, say it.

Biden’s Botox Infects Obama
by Jason Mattera
05/11/2010

Now friends, it’s bad enough that the vice president of the United States has a forehead that you can break a brick over, but now Biden’s Botox is contaminating Obama’s drinking water.

How else do you explain our Dear Leader’s insistence that Elena Kagan holds enough experience to be our next Supreme Court justice?

Yes, yes, the brother is a liar, after all.

OOOOH YEAH, Bro-Ham Jason. Lay it on us. Preach, cracker-pot.

But still, the arguments the Obama Administration has ginned up in support of Kagan are mind-bogglingly pathetic.

So just for you, I’ve waded through the stories and found the Top 3 dumbest defenses of Elena Kagan.

OKAY, wingnut — let’s see it.

1. Courtesy of Politico, “[Kagan] is ambitious, restless, intellectually acute and even shares the president’s love of a good, grinding pick-up basketball game.”

Say what? She enjoys a “grinding pick-up basketball game”? Well now, that settles it then. Bust out the basketball trunks, throw on a jersey, and move yourself straight to the front of the line for a lifetime position on the most powerful court in the land!

Mattera seizes upon Politico’s dropping a detail like ‘playing basketball’ as a defense of the nominee. Mentioning she might be a centrist would be akin to building a phalanx of rickety atomic bombs around her. Saying Kagan is a nice person would be pretty much shooting Jason in the face with a bazooka. Perhaps reading a humanizing bit about the woman is too much to take for the screaming ‘You’re all Joseph Mengele!’ types? Politico, of course, is the liberal media.

What could go wrong? As an aside, can you even imagine Kagan “grinding” on the court? Ugh, I just think I lost my appetite.

Where would you peg the maturity of Mattera’s intellect? Pick a grade. No, pick a school, then a grade. It’s pre-college. I’m going with middle high school, about junior year. Alternatively, Antonin Scalia’s “grinding” would be incisive, brilliant and Federalist beyond reproach. Actually, that little jibe back at The Editor is surely lost on him: why would he try that particular smack with a male nominee? We are so stupid.

2. From the mouth of Barack, a Kagan court would be “more reflective of us as a people than ever before.” And if by “reflective,” the president means that most Americans go from Princeton to Oxford to Harvard to the University of Chicago…

. . okay, fine. She didn’t go to Roger Williams University. The Seventh Best Baccalaureate College in the U.S. (sub-region: ‘North’). Behind Cooper Union, the United States Coast Guard Academy, the United States Merchant Marine Academy, Elizabethtown College, Messiah College and Elmira College. How tragic for the country.

3. “Elena is the granddaughter of immigrants,” Obama touted of his pick, which is to say that Kagan’s parents’ parents immigrated to this country. And that makes her special how?

Awwww, Fail. That makes her like us, which is what the President pointed out. ‘We’ are almost all descended from immigrants (excusing our Indian friends, as they would have to go back a few thousand years), and more than half of ‘us’ are women. I don’t think the President’s speech was so hard to understand, really.

Now that we have those gems out of the way, enjoy the rest of your afternoon thinking about Elena Kagan in her booty basketball shorts, “grinding” on the court

Naw, let’s think about Sarah Palin instead. There’s a ‘nominee’ the 17-year-old Mattera could fantasize about, which is the whole point of politics.

Ten Dumbest Defenses of Elena Kagan

by  Jason Mattera

05/13/2010

Hmm, no linkee. Perhaps we are to deconstruct ‘here’ and divine for ourselves the ‘Ten Dumbest Defenses of Elena Kagan’? Give us a break, Mr. Egghead Editor, we just ain’t that smart.

Friday, May 07, 2010

Death’s Progress
by Dr. Paul Kengor

. . Here’s the essence of the problem with contemporary progressives and their movement, which is a gigantic problem for America: One of the only things we really know about progressives, and that they know about themselves and their ideology, is that they favor constant “change,” “reform,” an ever-shifting, ongoing “evolution,” or, yes, progression. And therein is an inherent, significant difficulty: progressivism offers no clear, definable end.

You right-wingers were furious over the pull-out of Iraq because the “definable end” was . . . ? What? Hullo?

Blacks get their civil rights. BONG. *end* Latinos, Indians, GAYS get their civil rights. BONG. *end* America pulls out of Iraq. BONG. *end*

The goal-post is always moving, forever pushed further away. Ends are never ends; they always “progress,” with culture and society, banking on the ludicrous assumption that the changes are always (or largely) good.

Stupid. BONG. *end*

Harsh words for the President:

Can’t really argue with that assessment, but it’s pretty much to be expected in a war with terrorists. If it’s the Pakistani Taliban we’re talking about, terrorist exporters and violent local thugs, some and maybe much of the action is justified. But the collateral damage is appalling, granted. Who’s the lefty critic?

Would you believe Bryan Fischer, the ultra-right-wing lunatic? A guy who advocated imprisoning homosexuals?

He started out the post by running his mouth on the new meme: Obama inflamed the ‘liberal’ Pakistani by bashing Bush. Laughably, he extended the inflammation to include Obama’s drone strikes, the real reason, but did so in the guise of “you caused the bombing you bastard” gambit. By doing so, Fischer is painting the Taliban killings as reckless politics as opposed to military actions. It’s a stupefying stance from a guy so right-wing as to be ephemeral. I’d have loved to see him drill George W. Bush for such callow politicking: killing the Taliban.

Bryan is a newborn babe. He’s never seen anything so mystifying a group of behaviors as this ‘War.’

TESTICLES! CRISES! BLOG POSTS! ATLAS! SHRUGS!

NUTS BRANDISH CAN’T EVEN GET HIS FACTS STRAIGHT. IDIOT. HA! PTEW! PBBBBBBT! YOU HEAR THAT MISTUH SHIZZLEDENT? MIGHT I BEG YOU TO TAKE OFF YOUR FLOPPY PURPLE FELT CAP AND BOA, BRO-ACK O-PIMP-AH? SO THAT YOOUUU CAAAANN HEEEAAR MEEEEEEEE?

THEY DIDN’T COME ALONG AT ONCE YOU JERK.
THEY CAME ALONG AT LAST YOU DORK.

WHAT IS YOUR OBJECTIVE TO BE PETTY EGOTISTICAL AND SMALL? OR IS THAT YOUR OBJECTIVE TO BE PETTY EGOTISTICAL AND SMALL? WHERE THE FUCK IS THE COLON SEMI-COLON BUTTON IS IT OVER HERE? WOULD I USE IT IF I COULD FIND IT@ I’D LIKE TO THINK SO?

AND BY CRISIS I MEAN SAYING ‘TEABAGGER.’ IT’S NOW, LIKE, THE GREAT TEAPRESSION OR WORLD WAR TWOBAGGER OR NUCLEAR TEABAGEDDON. IT’S LIKE JESUS BEING TEABAGGED TO THE CROSS BY TEABAG PEOPLE AND THEN TEA SAYS FATHER FORBAG THEM FOR THEY OKAY THAT’S ENOUGH.

I’M SO FUCKING ANGRY I CAN’T EVEN TYPE IT.

OKAY I’M BEGINNING TO LOSE IT HERE.

HE’S BLACK% WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?

HE’LL KILL US ALL.