Category: conspiracies

Netanyahu with the bludgeon in the library

This is fascinating. Eminent Israeli World War II historian and occasional prime minister-for-life Benjamin Netanyahu has made a startling discovery as to the cause of the Holocaust. And he’s just now shared it with us, and with the rest of the world. Pull the Wite-Out from your desk, fetch your copy of “History of the 20th Century for Dummies” and get yourself ready.

…this attack and other attacks on the Jewish community in 1920, 1921, 1929, were instigated by a call of the Mufti of Jerusalem Haj Amin al-Husseini, who was later sought for war crimes in the Nuremberg trials because he had a central role in fomenting the final solution. He flew to Berlin. Hitler didn’t want to exterminate the Jews at the time, he wanted to expel the Jews. And Haj Amin al-Husseini went to Hitler and said, “If you expel them, they’ll all come here.” “So what should I do with them?” he asked. He said, “Burn them.”

So. Rather than the Third Reich, it was the Palestinians who were – pardon me, a Palestinian – ultimately responsible for the murder of six million Jews. What a surprising turn. Well this fits in nicely obliquely in the fourth dimension not at all with what we already know.

The phrase “complete solution of the Jewish question” was first uttered by Nazi leader Hermann Goering who gave the task to SS General Reinhardt Heydrich on July 31st, 1941. The killing centers in Poland were organized under so-called Operation Reinhard, and work on these units began in October 1941, a month before the Mufti visited Jerusalem.

Apparently the Final Solution had already begun by the time Netanyahu claims Hitler was puzzling over the mass murder/mass exodus question. But then the mean ole’ Mufti swung by and talked him into accepting the plan (…already underway). Who knew? An untermensch could hold such sway with Adolf, really remarkable.


You say ‘tomato,’ I say ‘conspiracy’

Alternative title: You say ‘faint,’ I say ‘feint.’

Monday afternoon in Fairfax, Virginia. A rally for Ken Cuccinelli, candidate for governor, goes on apace in an airless room packed with supporters of the attorney general. But something goes wrong.

During Cuccinelli’s speech, a woman near the front of the room became lightheaded and appeared like she was about to faint. Supporters around her were trying to cool her off by using ‘Cuccinelli for Governor’ signs as fans.

A week earlier. President Obama speaks to the media in the Rose Garden. He wants to reassure everybody that though the online Obamacare rollout has gone badly, healthcare for millions of Americans will be a good thing. But something goes wrong.

As the president was rounding off a speech on how Obamacare is “really good” and people should just sign up using the telephone and snail mail, a pregnant woman directly behind him began to sway and faint.

What happened next was extraordinary.

Senator Rand Paul (R-Ky.) was at the rally campaigning for the attorney general. Noticing the woman’s discomfort Paul, who also happens to be a doctor, ran through the confused crowd to help her to her feet before yelling, “Somebody bring a chair!”

Or utterly predictable.

I couldn’t believe how phony it was. As soon as I watched it I went to youtube to check it out from different directions. It was just as fake from any of them.

For some strange reason, Obama has to have props around him when he does one of his con-jobs in the Rose Garden, or wherever he chooses to receive his worshipers. This was no different, except that he had animated props this time.

And thank god.

[Paul’s] orders were heeded and the female safely sat down to catch her breath before other supporters helped carry her from the warm, cloistered room.

Or I’m not stupid.

You will see in the following video that the pregnant woman is standing with a friend who is holding her hand with her arm wrapped around her waist. That is until she starts to “faint”. Then she steps slightly aside and never even looks at the women she is holding. She smiles a nervous smile for the camera because she has done her part in this extremely poorly orchestrated drama.

This is very typical of Rand Paul.

The rally audience certainly appreciated the Kentucky senator’s actions. But what else would we expect from Paul, who once talked for over 12 hours defending Americans on the floor of Congress? He has proven yet again he will stand for those Americans who can’t stand for themselves.

And calculating of Barack Obama.

This was such a poorly done, obviously staged event which is clearly exposed in the video below. The interesting thing is how many people were involved in the fraud.

How to make sense of this? Call it ‘A Tale of Two Perspectives.’ And:

Share this with everyone you know to let them know how they are being played by PSYOP theater.

Yes, mind-bending cinema. On the part of the screenwriters.


Clinton Derangement Syndrome: The Relapseding

We’re about two and a half years away from the Iowa Caucus. Which means it’s about time for the Clinton-fixated to wet their eyes and start the hunh-hunh stabbing of their voodoo dolls. It’s been – what – seven hours, and fourteen days? Can you feel the love, tonight? What good is a case of tooth-gnashing psychosis if you can’t wave it around like a stick of dynamite every decade or so?

A new ad released Wednesday by an anti-Hillary Clinton super PAC is hoping to scare people away from supporting the former secretary of state in a potential 2016 presidential run.

The spot, released by the recently formed Stop Hillary PAC, looks like it got some help from a horror movie director. In the ad, a reverberating Clinton voice reads the inaugural oath over haunting sound effects, while scandals and conspiracy theories that have hounded the Clintons over their decades in politics flash across the screen.

The auteurs threw in a shot of Vince Foster’s grave.

And a shot of the whistleblower/stool pigeon, Vince Foster. Deceased.

Which is almost too civilized a thing to talk about.


Now the real Menendez story begins

Days before the November election, Tucker Carlson’s garbage shop rolled this out:

Two women from the Dominican Republic told The Daily Caller that Democratic New Jersey Sen. Bob Menendez paid them for sex earlier this year.

In interviews, the two women said they met Menendez around Easter at Casa de Campo, an expensive 7,000-acre resort in the Dominican Republic. They claimed Menendez agreed to pay them $500 for sex acts, but in the end they each received only $100.

. . The other woman recounted, with apparent bitterness, receiving from an intermediary only $100 of the $500 she had been promised. “He lies,” she said of Menendez. “He says one thing and does another.”

He even welches on his whores! Let’s not vote for this guy.

Well, it didn’t work, Menendez got re-elected. That didn’t stop the Daily Caller from keeping at it though, piling up lurid stories on and accusations against him: –Long-time escort. –New call girl charges. –Prostitution spree. –Only 16 years old. Actual DC headline: “Dominican prostitute: Sen. Bob Menendez ‘likes the youngest and newest girls'” Also: “Bob Menendez’s hometown a major sex-trafficking destination” Even his hometown was into hookers!

Well, we learned today that the whole thing was a smear job. A professional political hit.

The Washington Post:

An escort who appeared on a video claiming that Sen. Robert Menendez (D-N.J.) paid her for sex has told Dominican authorities that she was instead paid to make up the claims and has never met or seen the senator, according to court documents and two people briefed on her claim.

The woman said a local lawyer had approached her and a fellow escort and asked them to help frame Menendez and a top donor, Salomon Melgen, according to affidavits obtained by The Washington Post.

And Tucker hyped the ‘scoop’ as big election news. It was actually a conspiracy.

The escort, Nexis de los Santos Santana, 23, said in an affidavit she was hired by lawyer Miguel Galvan to do a taped interview with journalists in mid-October. Galvan explained to her that a false account was needed for a divorce case. De los Santos said she was surreptitiously taped implicating Menendez, Melgen and prominent Dominican lawyer Vinicio Castillo Selmán, Melgen’s cousin, in hiring prostitutes.

“Those are my words and that is me, but it does not reflect the truth,” she said in her affidavit.

In his statement, Galvan said the other attorney misled him about the purpose of the tape, saying he was working as a divorce lawyer for a client and simply needed someone to confirm infidelity on tape.

Now we get to see who was behind the crime to pay Caribbean hookers to subvert democracy in New Jersey. It’s a good thing they chose the Daily Caller for their conduit because, you know, complete joke. Otherwise this could have been a serious and sad episode, where the defeated Menendez, career over, could only say “I told you so” for the rest of his tarnished life.


It’s a Skeet-Gate Saturday night

Breaking news. A political earthquake shakes our nation down to its foundations tonight. Justice Antonin Scalia’s body was found hanging with the President’s monogrammed towel wrapped around his neck. Blah blah something something:

John Nolte |

Some of you younger folks might not remember this, but there was a time when the media questioned Power. No, really, once upon a time, the media saw it as its duty to be forever questioning and skeptical of Power, especially when Power was in pursuit of more power.

Perfidy and blood-drenched Skeet-Gate? Yes, this photo:

Look at that. What a historic scandal. Obama shooting at something but not at skeet. Shooting is not the same as skeet-shooting, jackals. OH the White House thought they could away with that. But John Nolte was too smart, so now he has to murder the President. At the very least impeach his guts out, then kill him.

There are legitimate reasons that would explain the angle of his gun, but….

Because the photo is odd, some are asking perfectly legitimate questions.

But not the media.

They’re mocking the people who only love their dumb stupid country, Dumbfuckistan.


The media and The State are now one.

Through the looking glass, reverse vampires, you know the drill . .


Katie Pavlich speaks to history, the weirdo right-wing one

What makes conservatism special? In a sentence, this:

Barack Obama’s Bloodiest Scandal
by Katie Pavlich | News Editor, Townhall | April 15, 2012

Operation Fast and Furious is the deadliest and most sinister scandal in American history.

War is never a scandal. Vietnam and the War in Iraq are gymnastic expressions of military power and therefore, by definition, fine. Really they’re damned impressive if you’d like to know. Also they’re not bloody. That pertains to something other than what you think. It’s a thing that certain people do when its politically advantageous. Like innocent Mexicans, very suddenly. Now you know.

A scandal so big, it’s worse than Iran-Contra and makes Watergate look like a high school prank gone wrong.

Additionally: When the actual President does something bad, like when Nixon directs the government to destroy the Democratic Party’s chances in the 1972 election, attack his political enemies through the IRS, destroy his critics by stealing their psychiatric files, then launches a massive cover-up to avoid jail, that’s like a “high school prank.”


Sandra Fluke’s Dirty Commie Jew Boyfriend

The trophy-hunting of Sandra Fluke. How long has it been going on now, two full weeks? Since it’s going so swimmingly, there’s no reason for anyone to stop now.

Pictured (l to r): Jew lover, Jew

Sometimes it takes a little while for the real nature of something to become apparent. That’s probably why it was only yesterday that the freelance John Birchers finally pieced together the big puzzle. There’s only one reason for Sandra Fluke’s media existence: The Commie Jew Conspiracy.

Credit your American-Liberty pals, the rabid anti-Marxists at the graph. They sniffed the scheme out. Sure, their expose’ begins in mocking Sandra Fluke’s boyfriend, Adam Mutterperl. But that only lasts a couple of graphs. The next one thousand, six hundred words fairly rip the scales from your eyes, revealing a vast agency famished for power: the Dirty Leftist Jews.

The term BIll O’Reilly used to describe [father] Bill Mutterperl is “Democratic stalwart”. However, as soon as I heard his name in a story about Sandra Fluke, I almost choked, due to my sudden epiphany. Why? Because anyone familiar with Boston and New York political history knows about the wealthy Mutterperl family’s long tradition of supporting the typical Jewish variant of socialism.

Pray tell. What would that be?

I’ll let Woody Allen give you the basic overview:

(Transcript of the video clip: “What’s your name… Allison… You’re like New York Jewish, left-wing, intellectual, Central Park West, Brandeis University, socialist summer camps and the father with the Ben Shahn drawings, really strike-oriented. Stop me before I make a complete imbecile of myself… No, that was wonderful! I love being reduced to a cultural stereotype.”)

Blogger Brooks uses the “imbecile” quote without a shred of Allen’s self-awareness.

Allen’s description probably describes Adam’s childhood, right down to the Ben Shahn drawings.

With that, we’re off and running:

The Mutterperl family, via Adam’s great grandfather Sol’s handbag fortune, established the “Mutterperl Scholarship Endowment Fund” in 1951 for Brandeis University. This school, as some people call it, is named for Louis Brandeis, a secular Jew, Zionist, and United States Supreme Court Justice appointed by Woodrow Wilson.

You don’t say.

Since Sol is credited with creating the women’s handbag market, and was a wealthy manufacturer and proprietor of those goods, he and his wife, Susanne, lived at 22 Central Park West in Manhattan for a time, and then at 350 Central Park West. Not too shabby, Mutterperl!

You’ve done well for yourself, mein herr.

Sol was also supportive of unions and was the Director of the United Jewish Appeal (now The Jewish Federations of North America) a Jewish “social” organization. From the JFNA website:

The Federation movement, collectively among the top 10 charities on the continent, protects and enhances the well-being of Jews worldwide through the values of tikkun olam (repairing the world), tzedakah (charity and social justice) and Torah (Jewish learning). [emphasis in original –ed.]

There’s that “social justice” code word again. Jewish Socialism is linked to a very progressive concept of the above tikkun olam. New Bedford, MA, where Raphael Mutterperl ran the family’s manufacturing arm, was a hotbed of Marxist trade-unionism in early 20th century America. Why? It was easy to “sell” radical trade-unionism to a whole people group who were brought up in the lap of Weimar Marxian ideology . .

[Weimar note: Brooks has argued before that Adolf Hitler was also a pro-union Marxist, but of fascio-spice. Given all the Nazi mementos you can still dig up outside Stalingrad, I’d say he was in error.]

You’ll recall that Paul Volcker, mentioned in Bill’s bio, was Obama’s bank bailout architect, advisor, and appointee. I know! Random, right?

The Government Banker! The picture’s nearly complete. A greedy Jewess?

Adam’s mother is Nancy Mutterperl. According to the California Secretary of State, she’s involved with a company operating in Beverly Hills, CA as Charlotte Lu, LLC. They specialize in jewelry that runs from $300, to nearly $4000.

Good! Now tie them in with the other Dirty Jews:

Oh, as a complete aside, check out Adam’s grandpappy, Martin Mutterperl, hanging out with Cass Sunstein’s, (another Obama appointee, Regulatory Czarina, and overall radical leftist) great-uncle, Alexander Cass Sunstein, and Samuel “Subway Sam” Rosoff, the guy who killed one of his detractors over a labor union spat, in Palm Beach back in 1965, at the Ambassador Hotel (see: photo below).

Purely coincidence, I’m sure, since they’re all associated with Marxists, socialists, and trade-unionists of Eastern-European, Jewish, descent.


There are some other interesting names in this list. Can you spot them?!


Just kidding. Move along. Nothing to see here, hobbits.


SURPRISE: There’s already an Adam Mutterperl thread up, courtesy blogger Brooks’ post, at For the blissfully unaware, Stormfront is the legendary internet clearinghouse for all things Nazi and white supremacist:

Re: Sandra Fluke’s Boyfriend, Adam Mutterperl, And His Jewish Socialist Family

You mean that cheap Jew is costing his girlfriend $3,000 in birth control?

If he doesn’t bring a condom, he should be sent home to play with his dreidel.

Law students should just be sterilized during their first year to make sure they never reproduce.

Re: Sandra Fluke’s Boyfriend, Adam Mutterperl, And His Jewish Socialist Family

Sol Mutterpearl, the “King of Handbags”.

First question, why do Jews have these awful, mostly hard to pronounce family names that they usually change to avoid embarrassment?

Second question, why are Jews in these trades. I guess someone has to make purses, totes and handbags, but it seems that all Jews do this.

Birth control is not expensive. I can’t believe that the “pill” is so expensive to produce.


SNAP asks the ICC to prosecute the Pope for crimes against humanity

Thousands upon thousands of incidents of child rape and molestation perpetrated across the globe. Decades, if not centuries, of the Catholic Church shielding priests from prosecutions. Shuffling deviant criminals from diocese to diocese to hide them from public exposure. Enabling the criminals to rape and molest again.

Sound like crimes against humanity to you? It sure does to me. The Survivors Network of those Abused by Priests (SNAP) filed the claim:

An international group for victims of sexual abuse by Catholic priests has asked the International Criminal Court to prosecute Pope Benedict XVI and three other senior Vatican officials for crimes against humanity . .

They called on the court “take action and prosecute the Pope and three other high-ranking Vatican officials for their direct and superior responsibility for the crimes against humanity of rape and other sexual violence committed around the world”.

This is a legal effort to be applauded. The crimes committed by trusted members of the clergy amount to unqualified evil. The victims are the most fragile, most vulnerable members of society. The children and teens are citizens of essentially every country in which the Catholic Church operates. And Vatican officials not only refused to stop it from occurring and to stop it from re-occurring, they acted directly to allow it to continue. What else do we need to know?

“Crimes against tens of thousands of victims, most of them children, are being covered up by officials at the highest level of the Vatican . . The Vatican officials charged in this case are responsible for rape and other sexual violence and for the physical and psychological torture of victims around the world both through command responsibility and through direct cover up of crimes. They should be brought to trial like any other officials guilty of crimes against humanity.”

Simple as that. Look at the crimes committed and the actions taken by the church, and this is clearly a case worthy of The Hague’s attention. And if you think Pope Benedict didn’t do anything wrong, think again.

Reverend Stephen Kiesle tied up and molested two boys in a church rectory in 1978. He was caught, tried and convicted. When Kiesle himself asked to be removed from the church, the Vatican did nothing, effectively retaining him as a priest. When California church officials pressed the Vatican on Kiesle, their highest “morals” official, the future pope, Cardinal Ratzinger, intervened:

This court, although it regards the arguments presented in favour of removal in this case to be of grave significance, nevertheless deems it necessary to consider the good of the Universal Church together with that of the petitioner, and it is also unable to make light of the detriment that granting the dispensation can provoke with the community of Christ’s faithful, particularly regarding the young age of the petitioner.

For the good of Ratzinger’s church, Kiesle must stay. He wasn’t ejected from the priesthood until 1987. He’s in prison today, for child molestation.

“He admitted molesting many children and bragged that he was the Pied Piper and said he tried to molest every child that sat on his lap,” said Lewis VanBlois, an attorney for six Kiesle victims who interviewed the former priest in prison. “When asked how many children he had molested over the years, he said ‘tons.”‘


Dominque Strauss-Kahn to bribe maid’s family?

The New York Post (yeah, I know) says that friends of the former I.M.F. head, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, have found the maid’s family in Guinea. They’ve offered her relatives a pile of money to make the attempted rape case go away.

Strauss-Kahn’s pals bid to pay off woman’s kin
By ORON DAN in Tel Aviv and LAURA ITALIANO and BOB FREDERICKS in NY | May 24, 2011

Friends of alleged hotel sex fiend Dominique Strauss-Kahn secretly contacted the accusing maid’s impoverished family, offering them money to make the case go away since they can’t reach her in protective custody, The Post has learned.

The woman, who says she was sexually assaulted by the disgraced former head of the International Monetary Fund, has an extended family in the former French colony of Guinea in West Africa, well out of reach of the Manhattan DA’s Office.

“They already talked with her family,” a French businesswoman with close ties to Strauss-Kahn and his family told The Post. “For sure, it’s going to end up on a quiet note.”

Prosecutors in Manhattan have done their best to keep the cleaning woman out of the reach of Strauss-Kahn’s supporters, but the source was already predicting success for the Parisian pol’s pals.

“He’ll get out of it and will fly back to France. He won’t spend time in jail. The woman will get a lot of money,” said the source, adding that a seven-figure sum has been bandied about.

Sure, it’s absolutely disgusting that he could away with it by these means. But, if you’re the maid, it’s a good thing.

Having to go through an extended trial, getting tortured by all the accompanying New York media assholes (like reporters from the Post), having to get up on the stand, in front of the world, and describe what happened to you — it’s bullshit. None of this is her fault, she never asked for this.

Getting a bunch of money, that’s better. If it pulls her family out of poverty, if it allows her to quit her job and go to school — if she ends up becoming an attorney pressing sexual harassment claims against the future likes of a Strauss-Kahn — that’s a preferable result.

Yeah, she could fight her way through the trial and then sue, but that could take years. The circus will become a knock-down, drag-out war to consume her life. Hell, who says she’ll even win the legal case? The guy’s one of the world’s richest, most powerful bastards. Take the money and get out.


Who’s to blame for Dominique Strauss-Kahn’s rape charges? The poor, the maids or the Jews?

The wingnut smear machine approaches peak stench vortex. Someone who is so pro-business, capable of destroying poor third world countries with a wave of his hand, has got to be a terrific guy.

The pushback against the damaging, disgusting, baseless accusations that IMF chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn sexually assaulted a maid zeroes in on convenient targets. Actor, Nixon employee and wingnut dullard Ben Stein does his part:

In what possible way is the price of the hotel room relevant except in every way: this is a case about the hatred of the have-nots for the haves, and that’s what it’s all about. A man pays $3,000 a night for a hotel room? He’s got to be guilty of something. Bring out the guillotine.

You can imagine the destitute and homeless spying upon the ultra-ritzy Sofitel hotel. Once someone has the gall to check into the place’s priciest suite, they send up one of their operatives (a “maid”) to forcibly fellate the guy. That is entirely likely.

I am sure she is a fine woman. On the other hand, I have had hotel maids that were complete lunatics, stealing airline tickets from me, stealing money from me, throwing away important papers, stealing medications from me. How do we know that this woman’s word was good enough to put Mr. Strauss-Kahn straight into a horrific jail?

No doubt she’s a fine woman, but she could be a criminal lunatic. Could be a double agent, working to both clean and dirty the rooms. Might slyly sanitize things both for your protection, and to try to kill you. These are all entirely and simultaneously possible.

Super-French philosopher genius Bernard-Henri Levy throws in his two Francs:

I do not know—but, on the other hand, it would be nice to know, and without delay—how a chambermaid could have walked in alone, contrary to the habitual practice of most of New York’s grand hotels of sending a “cleaning brigade” of two people, into the room of one of the most closely watched figures on the planet.

. . it’s so simple. The insurgent housecleaning staff subdued Strauss-Kahn’s cleaning crew and locked them in the trunk of a waiting linen hamper. Mmmphphmmph. Meanwhile, climbing up the dumbwaiter was their most dangerous agent . . DOUBLE-O-LIMPIAR (licensed to debase herself). In the matter of, oh, two minutes, the operation was over. He had ejaculated on her uniform, and she had been spirited off by hovercraft to an Interpol station.

You know, all this tingly detective work reminds me that some of the usual villains are missing from the plot. How about the Jews?

Fear not, fans of predictable suspense — Power Line blog to comes to the rescue:

Comedian Robert Klein captures something of the pride and insecurity of the Jewish people with a bit that seems to erupt from his subconscious. In his most recent HBO special he advises the audience: “Bernie Madoff — not Jewish. I hear he’s really Episcopalian. Jack Abramoff, not Jewish. Sully Sullenberger is Jewish. I know his family, from Boston. They’re herring merchants.”

I thought of Klein’s list yesterday. Now he can update it with the addition of IMF Managing Director and accused rapist Dominique Strauss-Kahn. Dominique Strauss-Kahn — not Jewish. Hey, his name is Dominique.

Heh, oops. It was in New York, after all.

ADD: Reuter’s Felix Salmon routs Ben Stein with Ben Stein’s commentary.




Why they want to homosexualize the military
By Tim Dunkin | December 17, 2010 |

We all know that people on the Left are the great destroyers. There is not a single institution in this great land that they do not want to tear down, demolish, devastate, obliterate, and annihilate. There is not a single just and righteous law that they do not seek to subvert and overturn. There is not a single needful tradition that they don’t desire to delegitimize and replace with abject nonsense. The object of all this effort on their part is power — pure, unadulterated power

Whoooooooo? Us? Nooooooooo. [Sssshhh.]

“A man with a gun is a citizen. A man without a gun is a subject.” If there is anybody who knows the truth of this statement, it is the Left. Deep down inside, they know that an armed, independent populace is the main thing that prevents them from being able to openly step in and establish their control.

Oh, pshaw. Go ahead and have your guns. What do I care? Of course, your beloved little daughter will accidently shoot herself. Oh, those curious little kids, very sad. My, what to do. Yeah, hmm, maybe you’d like to toss your .38 Special into a receptacle for safe keeping — just for the moment? Try those blue boxes on your street corners, yes, very handy, pop ’em right in there. And you just let us know when you really need them, then we’ll get them back to you — pow! — in a flash. [Heh heh, POW, right.]

That’s where the military comes in. The Army has a lot bigger guns than the police do. While disgruntled gun owners may be able to use hunting rifles and shotguns to fend off the police, tanks and helicopter gunships are quite another matter.

Tanks, guns, bombs — whatever. What the hell would I know about any of this shootie thingie stuff? I’m just a regular old liberal, dopey dooby dooooooo. I try to get rid of ants by smothering them. With kindness.

The obvious answer, then, is to alter the composition of the military. And how better to do that than by making it a place where all those flag-waving patriotic regressives who just can’t get with the program won’t want to be?

Mmm, huh? Come again? I was just listening to a Richard Simmons on World Peace podcast. I just loooove him. He’s got an inner strength I very much admire.

This, perhaps, is what lies behind the insane drive to repeal “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” and to homosexualize the U.S. military. The Left has been driving at this for years, under the guise of “civil rights” . .

[Damn it!] Err, what? OOOH, uhh, I said . . ‘SLAMMIN!’ Heh, this six cheese quiche is really something, I simply must have Hector give me the recipe, the little tongue-teaser. TWEET IT TO ME, HECTOR, AND TAG IT @WouldnaSmarmAFly. And voila, that’s little old me! Cheese!

. . if DADT is repealed, fully 1/8 of the U.S. military will leave. That translates into several hundred thousand persons. Persons who can then be replaced by out-and-out homosexuals. Homosexuals who, typically, have an antipathy towards flag-waving, God-and-country style conservatism.

Oh, don’t be silly. Not that many soldiers will up and leave. And the ones that do stay will get used to the new Army eventually. You know, the one where you get plenty of kisses while you sleep, and everybody showers with their penises erect, and they’re really clean because everybody keeps soaping them over and over and over while you’re around, and anybody who jumps into a foxhole with you immediately screams ‘Yoohoo!’

And as more gays join, more normal people will leave or will simply not join in the first place, until you have a military that is made up of two types of people — homosexuals and the morally weak who just “go with the flow” and won’t stand on any sort of conservative, traditional principles. Exactly the type of military force who will go along with disarming and subjugating the American people.

. . whaa — WHO said THA — what the…? That’s some kind of CRAZY. I DO NOT HAVE TO STICK AROUND HERE WHILE YOU BAD-MOUTH OUR ARMY. You should be ASHAMED, sir . . . I have never been so insulted . . .


The right wing begin their deification of felon James O’Keefe

As predictably as the sun rising in the East, the right wing have begun to laud and defend James O’Keefe.

Because a guy who conspires with three of his fellow conservative idiots, two of whom dress as telephone repair men and demand access to Senator Mary Landrieu’s phones and electronic equipment, is a great American. Why wouldn’t he be?

Free James O’Keefe. . The men, under the leadership of a young media impresario named James O’Keefe, were querying why constituents of Sen. Landrieu had been unable to register negative feelings about Obamacare on the Senator’s phone line. They had been told that perhaps the phones were out of order…

The New York Times had a front page story about the men and their conservative college pranks. At the top of the story was a photo of each of the men in prison orange.

This was presumably to humiliate these men…

You can blame the police, too, for that cheap humiliation. Jerks.

I don’t see it that way. These men were journalists trying to get a story. They didn’t even touch a phone as far as I can learn. They were undercover reporters and TV operators. But that doesn’t matter. Their real crime was disturbing the peace and quiet of the nation’s liberal establishment and embarrassing ACORN. For this, these young overeager guerrilla journalists are charged with a federal crime. (“First Amendment? What’s that?”)

watergate juniors“Illegal? What’s that?” Remarkable. I’m sure if four liberal moonbat mudslingers invaded Senator John Cornyn’s office and got arrested for the same ‘journalism’, Ben would write an editorial. And it’d be the opposite.

Also, poor little Jimmie:

Interviewed on Fox just moments ago, Andrew Breitbart claimed that alleged Landrieu phone tamperer James O’Keefe “sat in jail for 28 hours without access to an attorney.”…

Breitbart complained that after the news of the arrests broke last Tuesday, O’Keefe’s attorney and Breitbart himself were being called by the media but they could not locate O’Keefe — “and that’s because he was sitting in jail without access to an attorney,” Breitbart said.

He accused the U.S. attorney of leaking information to the media in a “concerted effort” to frame the episode in a way that would put O’Keefe in a bad position.

Maybe O’Keefe put O’Keefe in a bad position? No?

He screwed up. Why can’t he accept blame, apologize and pay his debt to society? Why are Conservatives angry with everybody else except the guy who screwed up? Why proclaim your ‘values’ to be sacred and then forget them?

Strobelight ethics. When you’re a Republican, brickbats stand taller than values.