Allen West, the Florida Tea Party representative from a very Jewish district, offered us an opinion yesterday. When asked about Americans having a negative view of Congress, Allen said it was unfair. The reason people thought Republicans were douchebag politicians, he said, wasn’t because it was true. It was because Democrats were master media manipulators, like those of the Nazi Party. Liberals are modern-day Reich Ministers of Propaganda:

Tea party favorite Rep. Allen West (R-Fla.) said Thursday that Nazi propagandist Joseph Goebbels would be “very proud” of Democrats for shifting public sentiment against Republicans, and he blamed the press for helping spread their message.

“If Joseph Goebbels was around, he’d be very proud of the Democrat Party because they have an incredible propaganda machine,” West told reporters in the Capitol. “I think that you have, and let’s be honest, you know, some of the people in the media are complicit in this, in enabling them to get that type of message out.”

Are we Joseph Goebbels? I don’t think so. Goebbels was a homicidal lunatic, a man directly responsible for the deaths of countless Jews. We like our Jewish friends. They’re more likely to be Democrats than Republicans, and I’m happy to assume there’s a good reason for that.

So this sounds like an opinion offered for effect, doesn’t it? There’s a word for that, though it escapes me now. Anyway, more Democrats:

. . Goebbels told Hitler that “spontaneous” anti-Jewish violence had already broken out in German cities, although in fact this was not true: this was a clear case of Goebbels manipulating Hitler for his own ends . . He wrote in his diary:

“[Hitler] decides: demonstrations should be allowed to continue. The police should be withdrawn. For once the Jews should get the feel of popular anger … I immediately gave the necessary instructions to the police and the Party. Then I briefly spoke in that vein to the Party leadership. Stormy applause. All are instantly at the phones. Now people will act.”

The result of Goebbels’ incitement was Kristallnacht, the “Night of Broken Glass,” during which the S.A. and Nazi Party went on a rampage of anti-Jewish violence and destruction, killing at least 90 and maybe as many as 200 people, destroying over a thousand synagogues and hundreds of Jewish businesses and homes, and dragging some 30,000 Jews off to concentration camps . .

Are we the types of people to incite an anti-wingnut Kristallnacht in America? Would we murder or imprison thousands of Republicans? I doubt it. And though we hate the teabagger, the same way Goebbels despised Berlin Police President Bernhard Weiss, would we orchestrate a propaganda effort like this?

Gosh, maybe we would. That’s awfully funny.


JUST IN: You can’t make this comedy up . .

Media Matters brings word that furious right-wing truth teller, Andrew Breitbart — who believes Allen West should run for President — has been using classic Nazi imagery to attack the Democrat-controlled media:

In at least three instances, Andrew Breitbart’s Big Journalism website has used an image connected to a Nazi-era German magazine noted for anti-Semitic cartoons and pro-Hitler leanings.

The image appeared in a Big Journalism post Thursday morning written by Logan Churchwell, director of public relations at Accuracy in Media:

Here’s their pic of the post:

. . and here’s the original image, from a 1942 copy of Nazi propaganda fount Kladderadatsch:

No harm in using a time-tested image to attack the dirty propagandists, right? Okay, Allen, there’s your cue: “If Joseph Goebbels was around, he’d be very proud.” But you guys might want to shorten the hook nose and erase the Star of David before posting it. Oh, I see. Gut gemacht.

Twitter? Huh?

The wingnuts knew they had a win here. How stupid could the protesters be? Don’t they know people don’t like Adolf Hitler? We know what a Nazi swastika looks like, jerks.

Hello, loons. Do you also know what an American pound sign looks like? How about a sharp symbol in musical notation? A tic-tac-toe thingie? A hashtag? Here:

There, that. What — no? Well, that explains it . .


Bizarre neo-swastika reminiscent of “The Great Dictator” used as power symbol by OWS leaders

El Marco, one of the best citizen photojournalists in the country, this morning published an outstanding photo-essay about the Occupy Denver protests over the weekend, and in it he makes this highly disturbing observation:

Various people throughout the crowd were wearing the symbol . . Don’t they realize that the early Nazi Party was (among other things, obviously) also overtly anti-capitalist? (“Hitler began to make the [Nazi] party much more public, and he organised the party’s biggest meeting yet of two thousand people, for 24 February 1920 in the Staatliches Hofbräuhaus in München . .

. . It was in this speech that Hitler, for the first time, enunciated the twenty-five points of the German Worker’s Party’s manifesto… In general, the manifesto was anti-Semitic, anti-capitalist, anti-democratic, anti-Marxist, and anti-liberal.”) . .

Have you seen this “leader symbol” being used at any other “occupations” around the country? If so, feel free to post in the comments section links to any pictures showing people wearing it.


Jesus Christ! Now that you mention it, they’re everywhere . .

News: Hank is furious with John Boehner. Because John played golf with Moe Howard, the Adolf. With the country this shape is in? A lotta people didn’t like that.

If you live in a town where people like Hank are walking around, I feel sorry for you.

Let me start by introducing myself. I am nycgrlupstate and my blog is My Left Hemisphere. I am totally grateful to my good friend toma for inviting me to come on over and blog, and especially for positioning me, as it were, right behind the Santorum; it is hard not to look good when juxtaposed with anal lube and fecal matter.

This column will be a regular exploration of the kooky, crazy world of women on the extreme white right. If you are a regular reader of My Left Hemisphere you are part of an elite group of four to five people who know that among contemporary rank-and-file American fascists, wimmen folks is scarce. In a seeming contradiction, though, there are more and more women emerging individually as stars of the hate community. Just like the women of the, um, decent human being community, some shine in their own right and some in support of their men and children, with spirited debate among the SSisterhood about one’s appropriate role. I am Woman, heil, I mean hear me roar.

Couple of last details: much of what I post here will end up cross-posted to my blog (duh) and to One People’s Project, where my other good friend Daryle Lamont Jenkins has generously invited me to blog. If there were any justice which there is not DL J would be a household name: nobody covers the waterfront like he does when it comes to racists, anti-semites and the like and I expect some of my Belligerent Babes to end up in his Rogue’s Gallery.

BTW, don’t think of all of this cross-posting as lazy, think of it as “Reduce, Re-use, Recycle” for the Information Age (if that’s what it’s still called).

I don’t like to brag but in 30 or 40 years of intensively studying the hard right I’ve managed to earn not one cent or academic credit; how many people like that do YOU know? That’s what I thought. Even when they are not all meth-addled and inbred-looking (and fewer and fewer of the visible ones are) they are endlessly fascinating. If it weren’t for all the, you know, killing people and getting people killed, they might even be entertaining at times. Also, they are incredibly scary so it’s nice to stay on top of where they are and what they are doing (to people).

I’ve already gone on longer than I meant to so I’ll stop here. Next time I see you will be in “Really, Really Mean Girls I.” where I will tell you all about the Truly Unique Laine Lawless.

Cheers!

What a lovely thing to wake up to. Arizona’s right-wing extremist nutbag, President of the Senate, architect of the heinous anti-immigration Senate Bill 1070, has been successfully recalled. Arizona’s recall process retains Russell in his seat until he wins or loses re-election or resigns within 5 days. Pearce has indicated he will run.

Maricopa County Elections Director Karen Osborne submitted a 1,200-page certification package to the Arizona Secretary of State’s Office on Friday morning determining that the recall effort has enough valid signatures from registered voters in Mesa’s District 18 to force a special election.

On Friday afternoon, the Secretary of State’s Office officially put the recall on the November ballot.

I’ve covered the ultra-right-winger before.

3 and a half months ago he stated he was not a citizen of the United States but a citizen of Arizona, the sovereign state. In 2006, he e-mailed supporters some literature from the National Alliance, a Nazi group.

He once endorsed for Mesa city council a buddy of his, J.T Ready. What a coupla pals:

J.T. on the weekends:

Pearce is seated in a comfortably Republican district, but his latest asshattery probably broke the proverbial elephant’s back. Pearce took numerous gifts over several years from the BCS’ Fiesta Bowl, the big-money college football game in Glendale, Arizona. Fiesta Bowl officials curried favor with local politicians through gift-giving and campaign contributions, violating both state and federal laws.

The documents show Pearce tops a list of 31 lawmakers who took cushy junkets in which they received free food, travel, hotel stays and football tickets.

Pearce took more than $39,000 in freebies from 2002 to 2009, according the records. His critics say they plan use that in an effort to remove him from office in what appears to be a likely recall election.

Let the best man win. Let the other die in a Mexican brothel.

Hullooo, it’s me! Say, pals, are you sick of propaganda? Have you grown tired of hysteria? Lately you feel like slapping the next fool who compares Adolf Hitler to Obama?

Get ready to knock an old lady off her rocker. Kitty Werthmann is a shriveled wingnut with a killer gig. An Austrian survivor of the Third Reich, Kitty speaks to conservative throngs. She wows them with first-hand accounts of life under Adolf. Which, I’ll admit, is pretty interesting stuff, if only it stopped there.

But the actual tortured past is not enough for Kitty. Today’s glorious right-wing offers too much money and adoration. So she appears before Tea Party crowds, talks about how Hitler employed millions, built freeways and ass-fucked humanity, and the teabaggers turn to jelly. They go home and start breathless internet threads about Obammunist Fascism, or they send you annoying e-mails featuring this wrinkled prune of doom.

Like her, Kitty’s routine is old and lazy. A gift of the lottery of long life, her eyewitness schtick is: You Americans I’m warning you. Your Socialist president is Adolf Hitler. You can’t argue with that! Bet me. She was there! Fuck off and buy some breath mints.

“In 1938, the media reported that Hitler rolled into Austria with tanks and guns and took us over. Not true at all. The Austrian people elected Hitler by 98% of the vote by means of the ballot box. Now, you might ask, ‘How could a Christian nation, almost 100% Catholic, to elect a monster like Hitler?’ The truth is, at the beginning, Hitler didn’t look like or talk like a monster at all. He talked like an American politician.”

. . the crowd breaks into applause, the jig is up, and Kitty’s off and running. You see? Barack’s a mere couple months from gassing you.

Sadly, she has no gift for haute entertainment: Kitty doesn’t know when to let a crowd off the hook. She is Adolf and overkill, nothing else. After the opening, she smashes the bank of right-wing hot buttons with everything she’s got: politicians, speeches, child care, centralization, Bella Jesse Boxer Abzug, nationalization of the car industry, nationalization of the banks, nationalization of churches and farms, the ERA(?), abortion, Mexicans, communists, political indoctrination, euthanasia, Deutscheland Uber Alles, and gun control. And thus the point: it’s all the same!

But Kitty’s pathetic. Wanna know why the idiot historians said “In 1938, the media reported Hitler rolled into Austria with tanks and guns and took us over”? Because, in 1938, Hitler rolled into Austria with tanks and guns and took the country over.

Under growing pressure from German-supported Austrian National Socialists and Hitler (who was born in Austria), Austrian Chancellor Kurt Schuschnigg felt his nation could soon be consumed by its aggressive neighbor. Schuschnigg called for a national plebiscite on the question of remaining an independent nation. It was so effective a ploy, the vote likely resulting in a rejection of Germany, that it catalyzed the end of free Austria: the home-baked Nazis rose up, and Hitler threatened a Guernica-style attack. Seeing bloodshed in the offing, Schuschnigg and his cabinet resigned. The tanks rolled in the next day, and Hitler swung by a couple days later. That’s when they held a second sham plebiscite where (whaddyaknow!) the Nazis won.

Werthmann starts her talks by citing that vote — which Hitler’s minions claimed they won by not 98%, but 99%, never verified — as the dishonest way to warn you how easily the decimation of America, the death of you and the initiation of genocide could happen.

I’d call her preposterous, but watch the video distillation for yourself. She’s more than that. What do you say about the purposes of someone who, in 2011, is telling you the witnesses lied in 1938? That it was Hitler who told the truth? What do you note of someone who warns that liberals are crazy, murderous lunatics? “Keep your guns! Keep your guns and buy more guns!” Kitty’s living proof a krotchet-munch can outlive the Third Reich.

It is amazing all the things you find out by listening to right-wing scholars.

Couple days ago, I was surprised to learn that founding father Thomas Paine advocated for Creation Science to be taught in school. Didn’t I feel foolish, laboring under the misapprehension that Scientific Creationism didn’t exist until the 1960s.

Couple days before that, I was shocked to learn that Paul Revere rode across New England, ringing his musket and firing a bell, to warn the British. Now there’s an eye-opener (if you’re a limey).

Now, just today, I finally learn the truth about the Holocaust. And I can tell you, I’m a little shocked. Wasn’t it the Nazis who did it? Yeah, sure, it was them. But it wasn’t all the Nazis. It was the most vicious, most homicidal sub-group of the National Socialists that did it. Turns out there’s a name for this cadre of psychotic mass-murderers, and — shock – they live amongst us, today, in America. These people, they call themselves . . “Animal Lovers.”

Credit right-winger extraordinaire Rabbi Daniel Lapin for my epiphany:

. . look, it’s not an accident that some of the most brutal and cruel, demonic tyrants of history loved animals. It’s not an accident. It’s not an accident that Adolf Hitler was almost never seen without his dogs, whom he was petting constantly. Loved his dogs! Well, what we understand is that there is a potential, it’s not going to happen to everybody, but there is a potential within a large society that, if we obliterate the distinction between people and animals, it’s not that people will start treating animals better, they’ll start treating people worse . .

This makes sense to me. The cosmos is a big see-saw suspended above a pit of gnashing razors, with us on one end and the animals on the other. It’s your job to lob heavy scorn and violence onto their side. That way, you keep your friends from taking a saber in the ass.

If you’re kind to their side, if you don’t skin them alive, boil them and eat them for dinner, if you won’t run them over with your Sherman tank, what will become of us? Remember, while you’re powdering their butts with talcum and bedazzling their fetlocks with jewelry, they’re shitting on your carpet, or occasionally eating one of your camping or mountaineering friends. You feed them high protein bonemeal in the morning, they hump your priceless ’59 Stratocaster once you leave. While you’re playing kissy-face with wolverines, humanity is getting a cosmological rump-carving. Makes perfect sense.

It was after Hitler and his animal compassion fetishists took over the German government that homo sapiens took a beating. Next thing you know, millions of us are dead. Yikes. I thank you sincerely, Rabbi, for opening my eyes. Anything else?

The reality is that the lives of most women are not as good today as they were years ago, they’re just not good. Now, there are people, “Oh they’ve got opportunities,” yeah they do, like they can get shot up and tortured in Iraq . . but no — we really are making life tougher on people, and all of this is, of course, consistent with the idea of promoting rights for animals.

Yep, the animals, and the women. Crystal clear.

She got off a real scorch-and-burn post today (I know, I know: the sun rises . . and then it explodes in an angry fireball that reduces us all to plasma [ . . the satanic blood-product]). There’s something about this Memorial Day that’s gotten under her skin, and she is plenty pissed off. Let’s have some fun with Deborah Furor-Fuhrer, shall we? Jawohl.

Okay, she’s targeted whom? Who could it possibly be that uses and kills our soldiers? Spits on their graves? Wow. Who is this awful sonuvabitch?

Hmm. “So, the next time you enjoy a Memorial Day speech by Barack Obama, remember the men who gave their lives for America didn’t give it so that their graves could be used to prop up vacuous politicians . . ?” That would’ve been my guess, but no.

“So, the next time you enjoy a couple lines of blow, remember the men who gave their lives for America didn’t give it so that their graves could be used to prop up immigrant coke dealers . . ?” Not even close.

“So, the next time you enjoy my blogging, remember the men who gave their lives for America didn’t give it so that their graves could be used to prop up Nazi alphabet epilepsy . . ?” Only in a verrrrry parallel world.

Here, this is what Frau Cherry-Slushy-Braten blew a blood vessel over, and how:

“So, the next time you enjoy PBS’ Memorial Day concert remember, the men who gave their lives for America didn’t give it so that their graves could be used to prop up PBS’ hatred-filled programming the other 363 days of the year.

G-d bless our fallen troops. G-d curse those–including PBS–who caused more of them to die in battle and then spit on their graves whenever given the chance. I’m sure many of our war-dead are turning over in their graves.”

So, to be clear: “many of our war-dead are turning over in their graves” . . because PBS, as usual, is broadcasting the National Memorial Day Concert.

May 28, 2010
Homosexuality, Hitler, and “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”
By Bryan Fischer

The bottom line from what follows is this: Homosexuality gave us Adolph (WTF? –ed.) Hitler, and homosexuals in the military gave us the Brown Shirts, the Nazi war machine and six million dead Jews. Gays in the military is an experiment that has been tried and found disastrously and tragically wanting. Maybe it’s time for Congress to learn a lesson from history.

I don’t like the Holocaust. Gays are startin’ to bug me.

Ah yes, the gays who fought like hell. For Hitler. Why wouldn’t they?

You know who were even more vicious, even than the gays? The Jews. And then the gay Jews — they were the worst. They fought like hell for Hitler. Why wouldn’t they? So Hitler surrounded himself, virtually all of the Stormtroopers, the Brownshirts, with gay Jews.

Except for the Russians. Like the homicidal ones who routed him right out of Berlin. They were THE WORST. The gay Russian Jews. They fought like hell for Hitler — why wouldn’t they? So Hitler surrounded himself, virtually all of the Stormtroopers, the Brownshirts, with gay Russian Jews.

Except for the freaky-deeky Americans. THEY WERE THE WORST. The gay Ameri-Russo Jews. Talk about vicious. When they came plowing across Europe, shooting or stomping or having sex with everything that moved, hell-bent on cutting Hitler’s head off, sticking it on a pike and kissing it, trying to make it giggle, he wisely made them all Stormshirt Browntroopers. THEY FOUGHT LIKE HELL FOR HITLER WHY WOULDN”T THEY?? So Hitler surrounded himself, virtually all of the Shoop-Shooper Worm-Boopers, with gay Ameri-Jew-Russkis. Gay-Merry-Jew-Rules-Keys. Gay-Marriage-Yer-Brewskis? I Do! You are now free! To tickle Hitler.

The ‘Nazi!’ screamers would be a lot more entertaining if they weren’t taken so seriously by the right-wing, wouldn’t they? Probably. Obama recently issued an Executive Order that exempted Interpol from the Freedom of Information Act.

. . . extending certain “privileges, exemptions, and immunities” to Interpol, otherwise known as the International Police Organization, based in Lyon, France.

Seeing as how Interpol is primarily an international communications and information clearinghouse, this move we understand.

. . . Ron Noble, Interpol’s secretary-general, told us last week, there is nothing especially sinister about that: the office has files on suspected terrorists provided by the law-enforcement agencies of its member countries—and those agencies would be loath to share them if they thought their internal reports (including the names of informants, the transcripts of wiretaps, and other confidential evidence) might be made public.

Serbia is a lot less likely to share wiretaps if an American FOIA request will hand their intelligence to the New York Post. Right-wingers, unsurprisingly, are smarter than that. They know pure evil when they see it.

Obama’s 666 International Police Order

On December 16, 2009, President Obama secretly signed an Executive Order 12425 (EO) that gives Interpol unprecedented access in America to pursue and prosecute “criminals.” We may as well have given Interpol a badge with 666 on it.

What type of evil? A specific one: To Create The United States Gestapo.

I contend this is the foundation for an international governing and policing body. A modern day SS here in the US if you like. Remember how Obama wanted to create a civilian police force? Well, it’s here, just from a direction I never saw it coming from. I really believe you will see Interpol police forces on US soil in the near future. It will resemble the Gestapo and their intelligence gathering techniques. This police force would not be subject to our normal Constitutional oversights – remember, no search and seizure etc. You have to admire the evil genius behind all this. Just stunning.

Somebody named Garry Hamilton noted that Interpol was once actually . . run by Nazis. He conveniently refuses to mention how that happened. Founded in Austria pre-WWII, it got temporarily gobbled up the Third Reich after the Anschluss. Details, details.

Interpol isn’t just any old bunch of thugs. They are rooted in one of the most effective and ruthless gang of thugs anywhere, ever. . .

The idea of an American President enlisting the aid of both old Communists and old Nazis to bring about the fall of the United States is the stuff of rejected bad novel plots. No one would ever buy a plot that cheesy. I mean, really, would you go see a movie about a President who rose to power through voter fraud and union thuggery, and then brought in the survivors of the two most virulent enemies the country has ever had in order to deliver the knock-out punch to our culture and nation?

Yes, that’s how to wipe out the most powerful nation ever–exemptions from the FOIA. God forbid Al Qaeda ever figures that out. More? There’s the website ‘Resist Tyranny‘:

Is INTERPOL Obama’s GESTAPO?

. . and ‘Mr. Conservative‘ . .

Is Interpol Now Obama’s Gestapo?

. . and ‘Rapture Forums‘ . .

Interpol, the NWO Gestapo immune on US soil

. . and–of course–the ‘Rumor Mill News‘ . .

SMACKS OF A NEW NAZI GESTAPO SS: Re: Executive Order Amended to Immunize INTERPOL In America

Here I exist, only to lemonade in your turdbowl. How will the new Gestapo menace or kill you without any American police powers? Hmm?

. . Interpol officers actually don’t have the authority to arrest anybody on U.S. soil. The group is, instead, an international organization of police agencies whose purpose is to share information: it maintains master databases—of stolen passports, for example—and posts “red notices” of criminal suspects, including terrorists, drug traffickers, and child pornographers . .

And let’s not forget that Interpol in the U.S. are, just as in the other 187 countries, merely hard-working, patriotic citizens:

National Central Bureaus (NCB) – Each INTERPOL member country maintains a National Central Bureau staffed by national law enforcement officers.

Our NCB is stationed in the Department of Justice. And in our most populous city?

Interpol’s small office in New York (with all of five employees) . .

. . is not likely to assassinate anybody soon.