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Penniless priests biding time before bidding strangers to kill your children

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“Suppose a man has a stubborn, rebellious son who will not obey his father or mother, even though they discipline him. In such cases, the father and mother must take the son before the leaders of the town. They must declare: ‘This son of ours is stubborn and rebellious and refuses to obey. He is a worthless drunkard.’ Then all the men of the town must stone him to death.” (Hosea 13:16)

Wouldn’t want to interfere with that, would we?

If the government shutdown continues through the weekend, there will be no Catholic priest to celebrate Mass this Sunday in the chapels at some U.S. military installations where non-active-duty priests serve as government contractors.

97% of NASA is sitting at home, but this? You could beat the Daily Caller to misery, with a hobnail bludgeon, or worse, why not, in a dark n’ dankened grotto not too far from me if I recall correctly, I’m kidding I have a lovely basement, you’d be impressed.

In a stunning development, some military priests are facing arrest if they celebrate mass or practice their faith on military bases during the federal government shutdown.

There are also cancer-ridden children who need oh nevermind.

One Republican lawmaker on the House Intelligence Committee told The Daily Caller on Friday that this “crosses a constitutional line.”

“The constitutional rights of those who put their lives on the line for this nation do not end with a government slowdown,” Kansas Rep. Mike Pompeo, a graduate of West Point and an Army veteran, said in a Friday statement.

If some weirdo can’t tickle his own balls while you describe how you masturbated last week, the Constitution weeps.

”It is completely irresponsible for the president to turn his back on every American’s First Amendment rights by furloughing military contract clergy.”

Freedom of speech. Quite unpossible without the clergy (sucks to be you).


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Rufus
• a day ago

And, wanna bet that any muzz soldiers are still allowed to pray TOGETHER 5 fucking times a day?

NorCalFoothillRich
• a day ago

……and allowed to wash their filthy, stinking feet in the bathroom sinks!

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Adam Kokesh and a twelve gauge equals Rosa Parks

pobre bambino, you got a real purty barrel

Watch Adam Kokesh:



Now Alex Jones!

Adam Kokesh Has Done It! Iraq Vet Open Carried In DC

Former Iraq veteran Adam Kokesh staged an open carry protest in Washington DC today by loading a 12 gauge shotgun near the White House – committing at least four felonies in the process.

“I committed at least four felonies this morning and got it on video,” Kokesh texted.

The two together!

“I want to draw a comparison with Rosa Parks as you have and I’m greatly honored by that . . so if I may the events that took place this past Independence Day with thousands marching throughout the country were about alot more than the second amendment or the fourth amendment or the NSA or gun rights in general. It was very specifically a call to overthrow the United States federal government. And I think that we’ve come to a point that we can get a critical mass of Americans to realize that we’d be better off without it than with it . .”

[. . breaking . .]

Adam Kokesh and libertarian activists expected to provoke a police response when he posted a video of himself apparently loading a shotgun on Freedom Plaza in violation of D.C. law on the Fourth of July, but it arrived on his doorstep with an overwhelming boom Tuesday night . .

Back to our hero!

“. . and Rosa Parks, when she went to the front of the bus it wasn’t ‘Well I think the government should be able to say who should be able to sit at the front of the bus but it should only be white people and black people screw yellow people and red people and forget about them.’ No it was ‘We are independent human beings and we have inherent rights based on that that are absolutely universal.’”

And of course:

Kokesh’s supporters are urging people call the US Parks Police non-emergency number at (202) 619 7105 to demand Adam’s release “and that charges be placed on the individuals that committed a B&E, vandalism, destruction of property, theft, and kidnapped Adam at our home.”

Because we all remember when Rosa Parks sat quietly at the front of a Montgomery bus with a shotgun to her side and a promise to the media to kill anyone who gets in her way. And when the local Park Service arrested her, she called for the dissolution of the United States which, if I recall, caught the paternal attention of the U.S. Justice Department resulting in a Summer of Love, civil rights, etc.

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Have more than thou showest, speak less than thou knowest, and leave Britney alone

game over man game over, obama, pobre bambino

Smithers? Yes sir? Release the poodles.

The fierce blogginati of the Conservative Intra-Uterine Candidates 2012 Dysfunction Filibuster shed their background roles yesterday in favor of something a little weightier. Something a little more dramatic. King Lear, probably? Staggering in a shitstorm of Rush Limbaugh’s making, they a-wailed:

You sulphurous and thought-executing fires,
Vaunt-couriers to oak-cleaving thunderbolts,
Singe my white head! And thou, all-shaking thunder,
I am warning you, I’ll GET YOU FOR THIS.

Yea, totes. Well, that’s what it looked like to me. What’s this to you?

EXCLUSIVE: DEMS INCITE DEATH THREATS AGAINST LIMBAUGH
Dan Riehl | Breitbart.com

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHH .. . .. . . !

See? Maddening regret, driven by fear. Tinged with rage.

Conservative talk radio host Rush Limbaugh is being targeted by multiple death threats after President Barack Obama and the Democratic Party ignored his apology for controversial remarks and continued to single him out for rebuke.

If only death threats, rather than people, could target people. I could say, “I’ll get you, Richard Simmons” and the little word-cloud would chase him around for eternity. You think he’s skinny now?

Admit that you’ve gone nuts, Dan. Then, we’ll — no, never mind, Dan could never be sane. He’s a cliche-chucking bunghole, and he likes it that way. Dan says that after we rejected Serene Ol’ Rush’s apology — tear-stained! sincere! — we a-holes came ’round for another crack at him wielding an even nastier tactic: Single him out. Ha! We now shall mention you by name, Fat Man, oops. I call thee: Rush Limbaugh. (*satan wakes* ‘What now? Who?’) Aauugh! You’re killing him!

The mainstream media is also culpable here, as NewsBusters has pointed out in an article titled “Onslaught: ABC Airs Eight Limbaugh Stories in Less Than Five Days.”

Note: ABC News airs stories of interest. Counter, Newsbusters: “In a blatant display of partisanship, the liberal media, led by ABC, have aired 11 stories on the crash of a New York-bound jetliner that killed 23 people. HEY– just because you hate jumbo jets does not give you the right to poison our children’s minds, moonbats.” Okay, I get it. STOP. TALKING. ABOUT. RUSH.

Yet, none have yet to point out the evil, uglier, if not dangerous, side of the very same campaign now being driven directly by Obama and his sycophants in progressive New Media, with the help of complicit mainstream outlets . . the left has pressed home what it sees as a sudden political opportunity provided by Rush’s provocative reaction–despite his apology.

Yes, you’re getting your asses kicked. But the kickers are just regular Americans. They can no longer fucking stand Rush fucking Limbaugh. I have pretty good evidence of that: All my old posts and videos on him have been ‘blowing up.’ It’s as if people were double-checking, “Is he really this shitty?” So every day, they see more. This will continue for a while — America seeing more, Rush looking worse.

But just go blame someone else. Hell, that’s your job.

The Party of Hate
John Hinderaker | Powerline

Somebody else must have done something to get Americans so angry. Somebody else must have driven people to the internet by perhaps the millions so they could find out who this Rush Limbaugh really is. Who did it?

Millions of Americans voted for Barack Obama in the hope that he would be a trailblazer who would conduct the presidency in a new way. Well, he has: Obama has been the most divisive president in our modern history, unabashedly stirring up hate against not only his political enemies, but against private citizens who exercise their right to participate in our democracy. The most recent hatefest has been directed against Rush Limbaugh, and Obama has personally stirred the pot.

Got it, John. Just let me ask you: What exactly has Obama “personally” done? Why, John answers, I can barely count all the things the President has done to hurt America. John says that Obama “personally” tore America apart when Bill Maher called Sarah Palin a “cunt.” And also when Bill Maher called Palin a “dumb twat.” And when Bill Maher “contributed $1 million to re-elect Obama.”

John also says Obama “personally” engineered the destruction of civility when Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee refused to condemn Bill Maher for calling Sarah Palin a “cunt” and a “dumb twat.” John also reminds you Obama “personally” decimated the present and future of this great nation when Rep. Jan Schakowsky refused to call for the return of Bill Maher’s donation.

Gaze from top to bottom. The evidence! Take that.

Barack Obama has been a terrible president in many ways, but perhaps his most poisonous legacy is his cynical fomenting of partisan hate to advance his own political interests.

Please, John, stop. Just stop typing before I start to cry.

After three years, we have learned that “hope” is not the word that we should associate with the Obama presidency . .


Oh, lordy. It’s all true…

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Butthurt Ben Stein and the $300,000 he wants for free

C'mon help ol' Gil out here..., pobre bambino

Shorter Ben Stein, American dynamo:

A Letter to the Lazy
By Ben Stein | American Spectator

Dear Demonstrators,

. . the overwhelming majority of the people on Wall Street get up early, [and] work an incredibly long, hard honest day . . Do something specific and constructive, and if you are willing to work as hard as the people on Wall Street, you might just accomplish something.

Shorter Ben Stein, emo butthurt:

SUPERIOR COURT OF THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA
FOR THE COUNTY OF LOS ANGELES

By making a contract, then refusing to follow it through for clearly illegal reasons, defendants have inflicted emotional distress on plaintiff. Defendants blatantly disregarded their contract by using an obvious BEN STEIN imitator to fulfill his contract, thereby inflicting emotional distress on the plaintiff. The fact that defendants fired BEN STEIN solely due to his political and religious beliefs greatly distressed plaintiff.


Well that’s confusing. Who are you really, conservative icon Ben Stein?

Ben Stein is the type of guy to sue Kyocera for $300,000 over a contract that was never produced or signed. Ben is who deserves hundreds of thousands of dollars for doing nothing. You are not so special or privileged. Not you or demonstrators, no — the grasping babes of the world need to learn the value of hard work before anybody gets their gruel and water. There are ethics involved when it comes to how you get what you want.

When Kyocera became aware of Stein’s global warming denialism and decided to go with another actor, boo free-market hoo, that’s when he earned his keep. Though environmental policy has become part of modern companies’ branding concerns, they’re not free to consider such things, and now they owe him. They must either hire Ben and let him piss on their reputation, or they must send him a Brinks truck full of cash. Either one, or get sued for the full cost of the imaginary contract.

Ben swears this is all about religion.

However, BEN STEIN said, he was by no means certain that global warming was man-made, a position held by many scientists and political conservatives. He also told Hurwitz to inform defendants that as a matter of religious belief, he believed that God, and not man, controlled the weather.

Snow is weather, man makes snow, man is God. Quod erat demonsteindum. Remember the sermon on the mount? Quote: “A nuclear war shall the weather not change.” That’s essential Judeo-Christian dogma. The grounding of all commercial airplane traffic after 9/11 caused a temperature bump due to the disappearance of contrails, but that never happened because Jehovah. Ben Stein has accepted stupid as his personal savior, hosea hava nagila. Amen.

This behavior on the part of defendants strikes at such basic American values as the sanctity of contract, freedom of speech, freedom of religion, and political freedom, and shows contempt for law.

Kyocera wiped its ass with the Constitution. Have I got that right, Ben?

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