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Órale vato I stole your sub-contract

Here’s Victor Davis Hanson’s latest. It’s called “…Aristocracies Have no Place in Modern America.”

But before you assume Vic has finally gotten sick of our robber barons, think again. Before you raise any hope that Charles and David Koch are about to get both barrels of a Victor Davis Cranius Cavernosum epistle, hope not. Much as the scions of the family of billionaires who started the Birch Society, twin godlike eminences of the right-wing, serial impresarios of an alphabet soup of political bullshit and dysfunction – AEI, AFP, ALEC, the NRA, Cato, the Heritage Foundation, the Federalist Society – deserve a violent public flogging for their corpus delicti, Hanson will never be that brave.

Instead he oils his whip, and he prowls the Western borderlands. No sense in losing a paycheck, you know. The dear reader will appreciate Hanson’s latest targets being nothing more than the usual suspects for a man of his proclivities. Because this is the real title of his screed, including the first, key, word: “Ethnic Aristocracies Have no Place in Modern America.” That’s right: The colored people are having it too easy in America and let’s put a stop to it, shall we?

Once upon a time, the liberal position was to reject the old discriminatory branding of people by the color of their skins rather than by the content of their characters.

Not now. Political and career advantage is found in trumpeting — or occasionally making up — genealogies.

For the sake of argument, fine. And what would be the “career advantage” in posing as a minority?

Take the inexact category of Latino or Hispanic — an often constructed identity that increasingly no one quite knows how to define.

You could confuse people like Victor.

Almost anyone can be a Latino or Hispanic, from a fourth-generation American with one-quarter Mexican ancestry, to a first-generation Cuban, to a youth who recently arrived illegally from Central America, to someone whose great-grandparents emigrated from the Portuguese Azores.

You could have your own Shriners clubs.

New Mexico Gov. Susana Martinez is Latina — her parents were Mexican-American. But her now-desperate Democratic challenger for the governorship, Gary King, claims that Martinez “does not have a Latino heart.” Apparently for King, a self-appointed genealogist, if you do not share his liberal agenda, then you are, de facto, not Latino.

You could even call someone you didn’t like ‘Un Tio Tomás’. There’s a mix of envy and animus on Vic’s part for Latinos being so fabulously conniving and powerful, in a yet-to-be-mentioned, or wholly-imaginary, way.

Last year, former New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson, a liberal who is of mixed Mexican and Spanish ancestry, claimed that Texas Sen. Ted Cruz, a conservative who is half-Cuban, should not “be defined as a Hispanic” because Cruz opposes comprehensive immigration reform.

Just imagine if Richardson were conservative, had taken his mother’s name and went by Bill Marquez, and if Cruz were liberal, also took his mother’s name and went by Ted Wilson. Who would be the more authentic Hispanic/Latino?

What if the liberal had the ethnic name, and the lunatic didn’t? [Note to self: Plant tongue in cheek. Cross arms. Done.] And what if they swapped political positions too? I suppose the former leftist would vehemently oppose having any more of his people in America, and we’d call him a traitor to his race. Was that the gist of the argument? I think I won, didn’t I?

On and on Cranius goes indicting suspect after criminal of lying to appear tragically hip – Elizabeth Warren claimed she was Geronimo! Argh! – without coming up with a motive. What sort of games are the American aristocracy playing? The answer is nowhere to be found. If Henry the VIII got to behead his ex-wives, and Phillip the II got to play with an armada, then just what exactly do the Mexicans, real or imaginary, get? OH here it is, in paragraph XVI:

But even if some can prove ethnically pure heritages, who gets an edge in racially mixed-up America and who does not — and why? Will the tens of thousands of Central American children who recently crossed illegally into America soon be eligible for affirmative action?

They get affirmative action. That’s how a survivor of Guatemala’s death squads turns into Marie Antoinette.

If so, on what grounds? That America welcomed, fed, clothed and schooled those who were all but driven out from their oppressive Central American governments?

Is that all? What a brazen swindle. You see Victor is a very nice man but the Immigration And Naturalization Service isn’t feeding him any suckling pig. Nobody from the Border Patrol is tailoring him any silken garments. So what gives, liberals? He’d like to live here in America too, you know! Has anyone ever seen anything in life so unfair to Victor Maximus Mammonae Tonguebath? Or to the many wastrel targets of the state’s spiteful discrimination, his country club pals? They are full of pity for Caesar, I know. Look how that turned out. Órale vato, he stands athwart, etc.

Why continue with divisive racial self-identification?

Too many of our ethnic aristocrats and politicians benefit from a fossilized system of a past century that is now largely irrelevant in 21st-century America…

…where the modern Medicis, Goldman Sachs, have every right to manipulate, or extort, or decimate the world’s financial systems because that’s the nature of business. And where the Koch Brothers do get sensibly fellated at the drop of a Rolodex because of the staggering First Amendment power granted them by birthright, and wealth. But there are still parts of America that deserve protection from undue influence in this world, at least from the grasping minorities. And it’s the institutions mouldering under the veil of affirmative action that Victor holds most dear: Higher education and federal sub-contracting. Yeah.


Penniless priests biding time before bidding strangers to kill your children

“Suppose a man has a stubborn, rebellious son who will not obey his father or mother, even though they discipline him. In such cases, the father and mother must take the son before the leaders of the town. They must declare: ‘This son of ours is stubborn and rebellious and refuses to obey. He is a worthless drunkard.’ Then all the men of the town must stone him to death.” (Hosea 13:16)

Wouldn’t want to interfere with that, would we?

If the government shutdown continues through the weekend, there will be no Catholic priest to celebrate Mass this Sunday in the chapels at some U.S. military installations where non-active-duty priests serve as government contractors.

97% of NASA is sitting at home, but this? You could beat the Daily Caller to misery, with a hobnail bludgeon, or worse, why not, in a dark n’ dankened grotto not too far from me if I recall correctly, I’m kidding I have a lovely basement, you’d be impressed.

In a stunning development, some military priests are facing arrest if they celebrate mass or practice their faith on military bases during the federal government shutdown.

There are also cancer-ridden children who need oh nevermind.

One Republican lawmaker on the House Intelligence Committee told The Daily Caller on Friday that this “crosses a constitutional line.”

“The constitutional rights of those who put their lives on the line for this nation do not end with a government slowdown,” Kansas Rep. Mike Pompeo, a graduate of West Point and an Army veteran, said in a Friday statement.

If some weirdo can’t tickle his own balls while you describe how you masturbated last week, the Constitution weeps.

”It is completely irresponsible for the president to turn his back on every American’s First Amendment rights by furloughing military contract clergy.”

Freedom of speech. Quite unpossible without the clergy (sucks to be you).

End o’blog reward:

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And, wanna bet that any muzz soldiers are still allowed to pray TOGETHER 5 fucking times a day?

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……and allowed to wash their filthy, stinking feet in the bathroom sinks!


Adam Kokesh and a twelve gauge equals Rosa Parks

Watch Adam Kokesh:

Now Alex Jones!

Adam Kokesh Has Done It! Iraq Vet Open Carried In DC

Former Iraq veteran Adam Kokesh staged an open carry protest in Washington DC today by loading a 12 gauge shotgun near the White House – committing at least four felonies in the process.

“I committed at least four felonies this morning and got it on video,” Kokesh texted.

The two together!

“I want to draw a comparison with Rosa Parks as you have and I’m greatly honored by that . . so if I may the events that took place this past Independence Day with thousands marching throughout the country were about alot more than the second amendment or the fourth amendment or the NSA or gun rights in general. It was very specifically a call to overthrow the United States federal government. And I think that we’ve come to a point that we can get a critical mass of Americans to realize that we’d be better off without it than with it . .”

[. . breaking . .]

Adam Kokesh and libertarian activists expected to provoke a police response when he posted a video of himself apparently loading a shotgun on Freedom Plaza in violation of D.C. law on the Fourth of July, but it arrived on his doorstep with an overwhelming boom Tuesday night . .

Back to our hero!

“. . and Rosa Parks, when she went to the front of the bus it wasn’t ‘Well I think the government should be able to say who should be able to sit at the front of the bus but it should only be white people and black people screw yellow people and red people and forget about them.’ No it was ‘We are independent human beings and we have inherent rights based on that that are absolutely universal.'”

And of course:

Kokesh’s supporters are urging people call the US Parks Police non-emergency number at (202) 619 7105 to demand Adam’s release “and that charges be placed on the individuals that committed a B&E, vandalism, destruction of property, theft, and kidnapped Adam at our home.”

Because we all remember when Rosa Parks sat quietly at the front of a Montgomery bus with a shotgun to her side and a promise to the media to kill anyone who gets in her way. And when the local Park Service arrested her, she called for the dissolution of the United States which, if I recall, caught the paternal attention of the U.S. Justice Department resulting in a Summer of Love, civil rights, etc.


Have more than thou showest, speak less than thou knowest, and leave Britney alone

Smithers? Yes sir! Release the poodles.

The fierce blogginati of the 2012 Conservative Intra-Uterine Candidate Dysfunction Filibuster shed their background roles yesterday in favor of something a little weightier. Something a little more dramatic. King Lear, perhaps? Staggering in a p.r. shitstorm of Rush Limbaugh’s making, they wailed:

You sulphurous and thought-executing fires,
Vaunt-couriers to oak-cleaving thunderbolts,
Singe my white head! And thou, all-shaking thunder,
Political correctness – I’ll GET YOU FOR THIS.

Yea totes. Well, that’s what it looked like to me. What’s this to you?

Dan Riehl |


See? Maddening regret, driven by fear. Mixed with rage.

Conservative talk radio host Rush Limbaugh is being targeted by multiple death threats after President Barack Obama and the Democratic Party ignored his apology for controversial remarks and continued to single him out for rebuke.

If only death threats, rather than people, could target people. I could say, “I’ll get you, Richard Simmons” and the little word-cloud would chase him around for eternity. You think he’s skinny now?

Just admit that you’ve gone nuts, Dan. No never mind, Dan could never be sane. He’s a cliche-chucking bunghole and he likes it that way. Dan says that after we rejected Serene Ol’ Rush’s apology — tear-stained! sincere! — we a-holes came ’round for another go at him wielding an even nastier tactic: Singling him out. Oh no, not that. Ha ha we will now mention you by name Fat Man. We deign to call ye…Rush Limbaugh. (*satan wakes* ‘What now?’) Stop! You’re killing him!

The mainstream media is also culpable here, as NewsBusters has pointed out in an article titled “Onslaught: ABC Airs Eight Limbaugh Stories in Less Than Five Days.”

Editor’s Note: ABC News frequently airs stories of interest. With that caveat, here’s the essence of Newsbusters’ whine: “The liberal media, led by ABC, have aired 11 stories on the crash of a New York-bound jetliner that killed 23 people. C’mon! Really? I know you people hate jumbo jets and all, but that doesn’t give you the right to poison our children’s minds.” Yes okay, calm down, I can read between the lines. STOP. TALKING. ABOUT. RUSH.

Yet, none have yet to point out the evil, uglier, if not dangerous, side of the very same campaign now being driven directly by Obama and his sycophants in progressive New Media, with the help of complicit mainstream outlets . . the left has pressed home what it sees as a sudden political opportunity provided by Rush’s provocative reaction–despite his apology.

Asses getting all-kicked, but then who are the kickers? Regular old Americans. They can no longer fucking stand Rush fucking Limbaugh. I have pretty good evidence of that – all my old posts and videos on him have been ‘blowing up.’ It’s as if people were double-checking, “Is he really this fucked?” This will go on for a while…America seeing more and more of his shit-bile, Pork Boy looking less and less civilized.

But you Fanbos want to go and blame someone else. Of course you do, because that’s your job.

The Party of Hate
John Hinderaker | Powerline

Millions of Americans voted for Barack Obama in the hope that he would be a trailblazer who would conduct the presidency in a new way.

…because somebody else must have done something to get so many Americans so angry (not Rush!). Someone must have done something to have driven millions of people to the internet to read lies about the lovable radio lug. Who was it?

Well he has: Obama has been the most divisive president in our modern history, unabashedly stirring up hate against not only his political enemies, but against private citizens who exercise their right to participate in our democracy. The most recent hatefest has been directed against Rush Limbaugh, and Obama has personally stirred the pot.

That damned Barack Obama! Got it, John. But a quick question, if I may: What is this awful thing he has “personally” done? Well uhh, John says, I’ll tell you. He tore America to little pieces “personally” when Bill Maher called Sarah Palin a “cunt.” And he did it again when Bill Maher called Palin a “dumb twat.” And also when Bill Maher “contributed $1 million to re-elect Obama.”

John also says Obama “personally” engineered the Ameripocalypse when Sheila Jackson Lee refused to condemn Bill Maher for calling Sarah Palin “cunt” and “dumb twat.” John also informs you Obama “personally” decimated our future when Jan Schakowsky refused to call for the return of Bill Maher’s sizable donation.

Okay! There’s your iron-clad evidence. CASE CLOSED [*snaps fingers*].

Barack Obama has been a terrible president in many ways, but perhaps his most poisonous legacy is his cynical fomenting of partisan hate to advance his own political interests.

Oh please John, no more. Just stop typing before I begin to cry.

After three years, we have learned that “hope” is not the word that we should associate with the Obama presidency . .

And there’s John’s coup de grace. A little ripoff of Barack’s old campaign poster. Maybe John could print-and-glue together a few shirt buttons and send them to the war crimes guys at the U.N.?


Butthurt Ben Stein and the $300,000 he wants for free

Shorter Ben Stein, American dynamo:

A Letter to the Lazy
By Ben Stein | American Spectator

Dear Demonstrators,

. . the overwhelming majority of the people on Wall Street get up early, [and] work an incredibly long, hard honest day . . Do something specific and constructive, and if you are willing to work as hard as the people on Wall Street, you might just accomplish something.

Shorter Ben Stein, emo butthurt:


By making a contract, then refusing to follow it through for clearly illegal reasons, defendants have inflicted emotional distress on plaintiff. Defendants blatantly disregarded their contract by using an obvious BEN STEIN imitator to fulfill his contract, thereby inflicting emotional distress on the plaintiff. The fact that defendants fired BEN STEIN solely due to his political and religious beliefs greatly distressed plaintiff.

Well that’s confusing. Who are you really, conservative icon Ben Stein?

Ben Stein is the type of guy to sue Kyocera for $300,000 over a contract that was never produced or signed. Ben is who deserves hundreds of thousands of dollars for doing nothing. You are not so special or privileged. Not you or demonstrators, no — the grasping babes of the world need to learn the value of hard work before anybody gets their gruel and water. There are ethics involved when it comes to how you get what you want.

When Kyocera became aware of Stein’s global warming denialism and decided to go with another actor, boo free-market hoo, that’s when he earned his keep. Though environmental policy has become part of modern companies’ branding concerns, they’re not free to consider such things, and now they owe him. They must either hire Ben and let him piss on their reputation, or they must send him a Brinks truck full of cash. Either one, or get sued for the full cost of the imaginary contract.

Ben swears this is all about religion.

However, BEN STEIN said, he was by no means certain that global warming was man-made, a position held by many scientists and political conservatives. He also told Hurwitz to inform defendants that as a matter of religious belief, he believed that God, and not man, controlled the weather.

Snow is weather, man makes snow, man is God. Quod erat demonsteindum. Remember the sermon on the mount? Quote: “A nuclear war shall the weather not change.” That’s essential Judeo-Christian dogma. The grounding of all commercial airplane traffic after 9/11 caused a temperature bump due to the disappearance of contrails, but that never happened because Jehovah. Ben Stein has accepted stupid as his personal savior, hosea hava nagila. Amen.

This behavior on the part of defendants strikes at such basic American values as the sanctity of contract, freedom of speech, freedom of religion, and political freedom, and shows contempt for law.

Kyocera wiped its ass with the Constitution. Have I got that right, Ben?