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Gina Miller misunderstands the ‘Shorter’

shorter, wingnuts, you touched me

Gina Miller comes across a 2012 post featuring her and she doesn’t like it:

False Reporting on your site

I stumbled on a false quote attributed to me on the Sick Horses site, and I demand this be removed from your site: http://sickhorses.com/2012/03/29/gina-miller-trayvon-martin-came-from-a-sub-culture/

This ignorant misquote completely takes the meaning of my column out of context and attributes to it words I never wrote that are mixed in with words I did write–not to mention the Photoshopped image of my picture and Trayvon Martin’s image.

I never said, “It’s no surprise somebody shot Trayvon Martin.” NEVER. And, the rest of my words in the quote are doctored with other words that were not in my piece.

Delete this post immediately.

Gina Miller


Here is the offending material:

Pictured (l to r): elegant & eloquent, ugly & unintelligible

Shorter Gina Miller, Renew America:

“It’s no surprise somebody shot Trayvon Martin. Black people have become a sub-culture that glorifies incoherent music, anti-social behavior, despicable dress, and even its own unintelligible speech.”


Alright Gina. Let me explain the concept of the ‘Shorter.’ This is where I read something awful written by you and I do my best to understand what it is you’re trying to say. Then I compose a spirited synopsis and post it on my site. While it may look AS IF you had written it, the readers are aware that I have not in fact quoted you. Quoting the bloggers of Renew America is really not very funny. It is traditionally appalling. In the rare instance where I do quote somebody in a ‘Shorter,’ I make it clear. Like:

Pictured (l to r): geh basher, feh slasher

Shorter Verbatim Gina Miller, Renew America:

“America’s foundation is hanging by a thread, and the homo-radicals are wielding hell-sharpened scissors.”


See? I crossed out ‘Shorter.’ Because you wrote:

The militant homosexual campaign against our society is one that seeks to destroy the Christian moral foundation upon which this nation was built. That foundation is hanging by a thread, and the homo-radicals are wielding hell-sharpened scissors.

In all of these ‘Shorter’ posts (see here) I provide a link back to the source. This would be a silly gesture were I aiming to misrepresent anybody. And by now you should know I am not a “reporter,” I do not do “reporting.” So I am quite journalistic-ally unrestrained in offering my obnoxious opinions regarding your obnoxious opinions.

Now to particulars: I believe I did a pretty fair job in representing your reaction to the Martin murder. In “Trayvon mania highlights diseased culture of the left,” you began this way:

The ignorant, irrational mania being stoked by the black race hustlers in the wake of the killing of 17-year-old Trayvon Martin is disgusting.

Call me crazy, irrational and pushed around by “black race hustlers” will you? I don’t think so. And usually standing in opposition to your targets, were you of sensible mania? Your mangled screed went on like this, denying that there were good reasons to be angered by the blasting of an unarmed teenager. This was disgusting:

Today, we see far too many young, black people — and “white” people, too — who are facing a bleak future, because they have chosen to become a sub-culture of America — a sub-culture that glorifies violent, incoherent “music,” anti-social behavior and despicable dress, and even its own unintelligible speech. How can many of these kids of today expect to be accepted and propelled ahead in the workforce when they insist on rejecting something so simple as proper dress and behavior?

No one appreciates being called a “sub-culture,” so you can go to hell. You were also insinuating that Martin and his ilk comprise a national Untermenschen incapable of behavioral norms and common decency, and that this is what understandably precipitates their deaths. I don’t know why people like you exist in the world. Have you ever thought of disappearing? You might find it refreshing.

So I mock you for being callous and indecent. That’s what the blog is for. What’s your blog for? Misanthropy? Just guessing.

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Pat Boone: Pea game on the shell brain

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Pictured: Pat Boone, center

Shorter Pat Boone, Never Underestimate a Slickster:

“Shell. Shell pea. Shell pea shell pea pea. Pea shell shell shell. Pea. Roberts. Pea. Shell. Pea. Shell. Pea. Pea. Shell. Shell. Shell pea. Pea pea. Pea pea pea pea pea. Pea. Shell pea pea pea. Pea. Obama. Pea. Pea.”

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Ann Coulter: They let dealers sell the guns to stop them selling the guns

guns, shorter

Pictured (front to back): Wonder Woman, wheel of logic



Shorter Ann Coulter, Newsbusters, “The Biggest Scandal In U.S. History”:

“Administration officials intentionally put guns into the hands of Mexican drug cartels so that Democrats would have a reason to crack down on dealers who intentionally put guns into the hands of Mexican drug cartels.”

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Jonathan Tobin: Me, I’m different

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Shorter greatest American Jewish opinion stylist quote the top columnist and editorial writer for Jewish newspapers several times as well as the top weekly columnist and editorial writer in Pennsylvania [America] and Connecticut [ditto] and in 2006 received the unique distinction of being named both the best editorial columnist and the best arts critic in Philadelphia [bingo] unquote well this just came up, just now, he’s American and Jewish Jonathan S. Tobin, Commentary magazine:

“American Jews are stupid.”

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John McCain: GET OFF MY LAWN

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Pictured (l to r): The President, Moe the bartender senator



Shorter John McCain, War Footing, Grenade & Garden:

“Why, when I find out who you are, I’m going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt.”

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Virginia Foxx: I could just beat students with their loans

*holes, shorter, you losers

Pictured (l to r): money-grubbing hippies, working Joe

Shorter Virginia Foxx, the G. Gordon Liddy penitentiary podcast:

“People need money, for college. It drives me insane.”

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Gina Miller: Jesus help us, the gays found the scissors

gays, shorter

Pictured (l to r): geh basher, feh slasher

Shorter Verbatim Gina Miller, Renew America:

“America’s foundation is hanging by a thread, and the homo-radicals are wielding hell-sharpened scissors.”

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Mona Charen: The media are glorifying this one lone dead black male

media, shorter, tragedy, wingnuts

Pictured (l to r): sober media, drunken public

Shorter Mona Charen, National Review:

“Rahm Emanuel. The Duke Lacrosse thing was about a ghetto hooker. The Matthew Shepard thing was about a drug deal. Several young black males died February twenty-sixth. One got shot by a white guy. Journalism.”

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Thomas Sowell: Trayvon Martin – know what I mean?

race, shorter, tragedy, wingnuts

Pictured (l to r): Tommie O'Guinness, Victim O'Fashion

Shorter Thomas Sowell, National Review:

“Geraldo was right. I have no idea what happened in Florida. Minority youths dress like hoodlums. You can fire at unarmed men when they want your gun.
I nearly shot a guy. Irish neighborhoods are tough. I look Irish.”

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Rev. Harry Jackson: Black people are not gays

I doubt that, I'm not gay, shorter

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Shorter Reverend Harry R. Jackson Jr., Townhall.com:

“You homos have some nerve. We were netted, sold, and branded before we won our civil rights. Currently, you’re not even legal.”

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Thomas Sowell: I knew this one black guy

race, shorter

Pictured (l to r): Aristotle, Alexander the X

Shorter Thomas Sowell, National Review:

“I once knew a promising young black bumbler whose professors wrote his Ph.D. He became Grand Wizard of the AfriKan KKK. Derrick Bell, in re: Obama.”

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Sarah Palin: Can you believe the President wants to be a slave?

fancy thinkin', palin ha-ha, shorter

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Shorter Sarah Palin, on Fox News:

“Barack Obama would have us travel back to a time before the Civil War where we could lynch him.”

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