You know, I probably could hack this job by simply searching for grown-up men who must call themselves by three names. Another post, another day.
Anyway, I found this ‘Warner Todd Huston’ when I came across his “Can We Talk of Liberal Hypocrisy?” post on Red State and his blog. And, as usual, when a guy gets into that rigid, William-F.-Buckley-as-a-Victorian posture, fun will abound.
It’s astounding that so many of these puffed-up statues can be found online, are totally clueless, and make their livings by practicing their chosen incompetence: writing.
Warner Todd Huston is a Chicago based freelance writer, has been writing opinion editorials and social criticism since early 2001 and is featured on many websites such as newsbusters.org, RedState.com, Human Events Magazine, AmericanDailyReview.com, townhall.com, New Media Journal, Men’s News Daily and the New Media Alliance among many, many others… He has also written for several history magazines and appears in the new book “Americans on Politics, Policy and Pop Culture” which can be purchased on amazon.com. He is also the owner and operator of publiusforum.com.
Shall we taste the language delights of this Conservative Pro’s Pro? We shall:
Can We Talk of Liberal Hypocrisy?
May 8, 2009 | Filed Under Anti-Americanism, Barack Obama, Congress, Democrats/Leftists, Economy/Finances, Foreign Policy, Government, Corruption, Liberals, Media Bias, President, Republicans, Security/Safety, Society/Culture, Taxes, Tea Party, War on Terror, Warner Todd Huston |
By Warner Todd Huston
–Two examples that reveals the unprincipled left for what it is.–
It is often useful to review the past to see how it affects the present and with the rise of The One, we can see revealed the basic hypocrisy…
Wait, roll that ba–WHA?! BWAHAHAHAHAAAA……
…well, that’s certainly a new one, establishing your illiteracy bona fides before we read the article. Congratulations, wingnut, that’s some sort of record.
Two examples that reveals the unprincipled left for what it is.
And those two examples is…what? Tell me, Warner Todd, because I needs to knows! Don’t leave mine’z hangings.
And it’s as it’s always, with the liberals’ ‘Whitest-Towers’ stabs at snaking the nation’s states into some poorest excuse’s Pseudo-Socialist’s Utopias. Weeleese Wohduhwick! SSSsssssssssss…….
…tells a liberal that–do they believe ya? Pffts.
Right, back to the actual Warner Todd:
It is often useful to review the past to see how it affects the present and with the rise of The One, we can see revealed the basic hypocrisy of the left that is so blatant as to be nearly unbelievable. Well, unbelievable if anyone were to mistakenly imagine that liberals and leftists actually have any principles, that is.
Your usage of the subjunctive pretty much obviates ‘mistakenly’, doesn’t it? Let’s pretend I’m here to help. And then you pile on ‘actually’ as well? It’s as if you were totally, literally unable to actually write.
The hypocritical shift that attitudes on the left took between George W. Bush’s days in office and that of Barack “I won” Obama is stark, but revealing.
Stark is revealing. That’s how it got to be ‘stark.’ You don’t really think about this stuff, do you, Warner Todd?
Let us start with the left’s unhinged reaction to the Tea Party movement.
Unprincipled showmen like Keith Olbermann and Rachel Maddow pretended not to understand the protests and immediately turned any actual discussion of policy differences into some lowborn sex joke.
Well, now this is just sucky. The ‘unhinged’ reaction to the Tea Parties was ‘reels of laughter’. And would principled ‘showmen’ be Glenn ‘Tears For Fears’ Beck and Sean ‘Spicy Fucking Mustard?!’ Hannity? But, well, okay it was a ‘lowborn sex joke’, fine. Or a ‘born-low and landing-lower sex practice’. Or, a ‘lowering brown sex parts into someone’s willing gob-eww!’ political prank on people who cheered it on repeatedly by name. That one’s your own fault, incidentally.
Captain BatGuano Warner Todd Huston, if that really is your name, we’re barely into your article, and it’s already a complete trainwreck. Whatever you were trying to say, the effort’s dead on arrival.
And–speaking of ‘hypocrisy’–how can you call yourself a ‘professional writer’? You couldn’t get a bolded subject and verb to agree before the introductory paragraph. Oh yeah, that’s right, like a lot of other right-wing bloggers, you’re a ‘professional writer’ because that’s what it says on your 1040 forms. No matter how gnarly your syntax gets, some corporation or wealthy wingnut pays you to continue to do…whatever this is.
Meanwhile, I get paid dick. A shame someone won’t throw a few bucks my way for kicking red-ass up and down the internet, it’s pretty easy.