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Adam Kokesh and a twelve gauge equals Rosa Parks

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Now Alex Jones!

Adam Kokesh Has Done It! Iraq Vet Open Carried In DC

Former Iraq veteran Adam Kokesh staged an open carry protest in Washington DC today by loading a 12 gauge shotgun near the White House – committing at least four felonies in the process.

“I committed at least four felonies this morning and got it on video,” Kokesh texted.

The two together!

“I want to draw a comparison with Rosa Parks as you have and I’m greatly honored by that . . so if I may the events that took place this past Independence Day with thousands marching throughout the country were about alot more than the second amendment or the fourth amendment or the NSA or gun rights in general. It was very specifically a call to overthrow the United States federal government. And I think that we’ve come to a point that we can get a critical mass of Americans to realize that we’d be better off without it than with it . .”

[. . breaking . .]

Adam Kokesh and libertarian activists expected to provoke a police response when he posted a video of himself apparently loading a shotgun on Freedom Plaza in violation of D.C. law on the Fourth of July, but it arrived on his doorstep with an overwhelming boom Tuesday night . .

Back to our hero!

“. . and Rosa Parks, when she went to the front of the bus it wasn’t ‘Well I think the government should be able to say who should be able to sit at the front of the bus but it should only be white people and black people screw yellow people and red people and forget about them.’ No it was ‘We are independent human beings and we have inherent rights based on that that are absolutely universal.'”

And of course:

Kokesh’s supporters are urging people call the US Parks Police non-emergency number at (202) 619 7105 to demand Adam’s release “and that charges be placed on the individuals that committed a B&E, vandalism, destruction of property, theft, and kidnapped Adam at our home.”

Because we all remember when Rosa Parks sat quietly at the front of a Montgomery bus with a shotgun to her side and a promise to the media to kill anyone who gets in her way. And when the local Park Service arrested her, she called for the dissolution of the United States which, if I recall, caught the paternal attention of the U.S. Justice Department resulting in a Summer of Love, civil rights, etc.


Republicans losing heart, having to learn impulse control

Lessons learned.

Roxanne Rubin was a loyal Republican who worked on the Las Vegas strip. She hated the way Democrats got away with cheating our American voting system.

“This has always been an issue with me. I just feel the system is flawed,” she told the AP Thursday. “If we’re showing ID for everything else, why wouldn’t we show our ID in order to vote?”

So last November she decided to do something about it. Roxanne decided that she would vote twice. That would show everybody.

Rubin voted at the Anthem Community Center in Henderson. Later that day, she appeared at a Las Vegas polling station at 9725 S. Eastern Ave., and attempted to vote a second time.

A records search showed she already voted, but Rubin insisted she had not and should be allowed to cast a ballot. Poll workers did not allow it…

Rubin’s deal requires her to pay $2,481 to the state in restitution, complete 100 hours of community service, stay out of trouble and complete an impulse control course.

Oh sure, go and hassle the Republican. A Mexican immigrant votes ten times before breakfast, do you ever see that in the news? Does a prosecutor ever bring him before a judge? NO. Because liberal media communism. His oldest kid can barely walk, but they gave him a trophy. His wife can’t add two and two, but they made her an accountant. She’s got a corporate job with a salary and a company car. ‘Kim Kardashian’? Really?

Roxy wasn’t the only fematriot who’s had enough.

Bay Buchanan, a top Mitt Romney lieutenant who’s been involved in politics ever since serving as treasurer of Ronald Reagan’s 1980 campaign, saw last November’s loss as a signal to get out of presidential politics.

“It was so tough. It was brutal,” she said of the loss to President Obama. “I think it’s the toughest because we really expected to win it,” added Buchanan, a former Treasurer of the United States who also ran her brother Pat’s three campaigns for president.

“I thought to myself in November, I have another career in me,” Buchanan said. So two days after the election, she started an online real estate course and now has her sales license and a firm: McEnearney Associates Inc. in McLean, Va.

Is there a lesson here? Maybe don’t watch Fox News, that’s a good one. Also: Be careful what you name your daughters, that’s important. ‘Bay’ and ‘Roxanne’ come with some risks.


LAW WAR BITCH, a right wing fantasy in pissy parts

The African Usurper just ran up the election year score on his bitter enemies. Barack Obama was supposed to lose but instead he won easily (thanks, morons), and now the dangerous feelings are on the rise. His political opponents are angry, and they teem. Butts of hurt and bright asses of red seem to be everywhere.

Among them, the rebels at Le-gal In-sur-rec-tion do verily seethe. They howl! Arrooo! And need talcum! Oowwww!! Aaaiieee! Mah butt!

The 2012 word of the year ought to be “emboldened,” in reference to the radical left, the anti-freedom elements of our society: the union operatives, naive but militant Occupy, radical anti-Americanists, and leftist community organizers . .

Union operatives using physical violence in the open to attack a peaceful gathering of people, many elderly. TSA agents publicly ridiculing and questioning me and my traveling companions for opting out of the naked scanner…

Because Obama won! Now they know who you are! HO HO! It’s all over yer face!

Let’s make the word of 2013: Insurrection. (Legal, of course.)

Insurrection against the local media

Insurrection against the teachers union and their stranglehold over the next generation

Insurrection against keeping quiet at the dinner table or at your church . .

Government officials ARRRGGHH!!1!!1!! And dinner companions! Taking you down LEGALLY!1! Teh Mailman OR meh Gramma!

As Thomas Lifson at American Thinker points out, now that the major institutions have been surrendered, it’s time to emulate the left, Here comes the Alinskyite Right:

“David Gregory and Piers Morgan have both met the Alinskyite Right, and progressives in positions of power should take note. Both men are the targets of digital petition drives aimed at holding them to their own standards, and ridiculing them, invoking Rules 4 and 5 from Rules for Radicals . .”

David Gregory used a thirty round magazine for a prop in a TV segment. POLICE POLICE!! HA HA HA screw you libtard! Go to jail!

Piers Morgan used his show to criticize gun nuts. That’s a “hostile attack against the U.S. Constitution”! Go back to Gloucestersauce! HA HA HA! Fuck you, political operative! First Amendment yer ass!

2013 should be interesting, the marriage of Alinsky and the legal insurrection.

If “insurrection” is getting the leviathan federal government to do your dirty work, through legal bullying, then Richard Nixon was Che Guevara. And please spend as much of 2013 in the honeymoon suite as you like, buggering your timeless principles. It’s time you had some fun.


Insta-pundit with the Mensa-petard

What’s going on, people? Stanford’s got USC bamboozled, but there’s this too:

Glenn Reynolds is calling for the President to resign. Oh no! Where did I park my car? The keys! Is it out front? Do I have time to comb my hair?

WHY BARACK OBAMA SHOULD RESIGN. Just for the record, this is what it looked like for a man who made a film that made the Obama Administration uncomfortable:

How many people are dead because of this meth-dealing sonovabitch bigot? He has become the world’s tragedy. Go ahead and question the punk ass, you’ll hear no protests from me.

When taking office, the President does not swear to create jobs. He does not swear to “grow the economy.” He does not swear to institute “fairness.” The only oath the President takes is this one:

I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.

By sending — literally — brownshirted enforcers to engage in — literally — a midnight knock at the door of a man for the non-crime of embarrassing the President of the United States and his administration, President Obama violated that oath. You can try to pretty this up (It’s just about possible probation violations! Sure.), or make excuses or draw distinctions, but that’s what’s happened. It is a betrayal of his duties as President, and a disgrace.

Glenn seems to be saying “The President committed a crime no argues no backsies.” Reality is not kindergarten, sport. And those “brownshirts” are — literally — our Los Angeles County Sheriffs. I’m willing to entertain some conspiracies, but the idea that our President issued a fiat or writ or proclamation or phone call or tweet or Goodyear blimp that directed the local Sheriff, Lee Baca, to incarcerate this Nakoula Nakoula fellow is quite bollocks. It takes a rare and sober intellect to hallucinate this way. Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet batshit of your stature, sir. Get yourself a dream catcher, Jitters, and let the Vince Foster banshee go free.

ADD: Can you believe it? I just now looked up this Reynolds character, and he’s a law professor. I always thought people were kidding about that, but they were serious! A professor of law!


Wife of executioner/entrepreneur victimized by liberal court system

After a routinely-fired shitnozzle launched a lucrative enterprise by provoking an unarmed Negro to kick his Pillsbury ass, shooting the teen point blank and then jacking internet dollars from fantasy teamers too cowardly to do the same, a post-modern legal quandary did arise.

How should a stodgy justice system dictate to web entrepreneurs? A man with a vision and a business model is hardly a criminal. He’s just a job creator. And knowing full-well the online sympathy market for nigger-shooters is hardly a reason to arrest him. These people, alive and dead, pose no threat to polite society. So what does it matter how the Zimmermans run their business? There’s no compelling interest for courts to bother with a company’s liquidity.

Prosecutors say the Zimmermans used a rudimentary “code” to discuss the money in recorded jailhouse phone calls — referring to $100,000, for example, as “$100.” At least two of the calls, the state alleges, were made while Shellie Zimmerman and her husband’s sister were at a local credit union making the transactions.

Zimmerman told his wife to “pay off all the bills” with the money, prosecutors said, including an American Express card and a Sam’s Club card. He also instructed her on how to pay his bail.

According to the affidavit, after her husband was released on bond days after the hearing, she transferred more than $85,000 back into his account.

Shellie was supposed to tell them about George’s hundreds of thousands worth of racist donations, but she lied. Understandably, freedom. So they arrested her for perjury. For a time, the Bill Gates and Paul Allen of hip-hop mud-duck target shooting for-reals LLC, a spontaneous venture, were imprisoned yards from each other. The exercise quad and the stoolies pen, to name but two.


Please be Charlie to stop kissing Porky the Pig

Former Governor Charlie Crist may have retired from public life, but he’s stayed busy:

10 News has learned of allegations of homosexual affairs, a governor trying to kiss another man, and drunken escapades by former Governor Charlie Crist. . .

The allegations come from Damon Chase, Jim Greer’s attorney. Chase told John Morgan of Morgan and Morgan where Charlie Crist works, that if [sic] had to depose the former Governor, Crist would be embarrassed by the following issues:

The former FL GOP chair Greer was arrested in 2010 on a number of charges. He’s about to go to trial, and he’s angry at everybody, Crist especially.

– Charlie Crist is a homosexual and had homosexual relationships with at least two men who were paid to leave the state to avoid embarrassing then Governor Crist.

– Charlie Crist attempted to kiss Greer at a hotel in Beverly Hills, California.

– Governor Crist had drunken escapades and his security detail had to cover for him.

– Charlie Crist attempted to run over people while he was intoxicated and operating a golf cart.

Charlie Crist stole my heart. Charlie Crist invaded Poland.

In addition, Morgan said if the former Governor were a homosexual he would have to be a ‘sick s.o.b. to try to kiss Porky the Pig’ which was a reference to Greer.

And Morgan would know, somehow. Here’s the lovable cartoon pig:


George Zimmerman finally arrested, charged with second degree murder

The state of Florida just did what the city of Sanford and Seminole County wouldn’t do: investigate the death of Trayvon Martin, and file charges against his killer, George Zimmerman.

George Zimmerman Arrested for 2nd Degree Murder
Reuters | Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:31pm EDT

George Zimmerman is under arrest, charged with second degree murder in the shooting death of Trayvon Martin, a Florida special prosecutor announced Wednesday.

Angela Corey

Zimmerman, 28, who’s been in hiding since news of Martin’s killing gained worldwide attention, turned himself in on an arrest warrant, called a capias, Special Prosecutor Angela Corey said at a news conference.

“I can tell you we did not come to this decision lightly,” Corey said in remarks broadcast live on TV and online. “We do not prosecute by public pressure or by petition. We prosecute based on the facts in any given case, as well as the laws of the state of Florida.”

I gotta tell you, this feels much better.

I look forward to hearing Zimmerman’s side of the ‘confrontation’ between him and Martin under oath. I fully expect the jury’s bullshit meter to be pegging the dial. I hear that the maximum sentence for second degree murder is life in prison. Good. Meantime, I continue to welcome the sparkling commentary, redolent of Africans!, from you law and order types . .


La Familia Michocana’s leader, “El Rojo,” captured

From time to time, we check in upon the ultra-Christian, ultra-wingnut decapitating Mexican drug cartel, La Familia Michoacana. Breaking: in another setback, LFM’s latest leader has been captured.

Leader of “La Familia Michoacana” captured in Toluca
Milenio online | 3-20-12

Elements of the Public Safety Secretariat (SSC) arrested Juan Carlos Coránguez Gonzalez, “El Rojo,” leader of La Familia Michoacana while staff of the same unit said six other suspected kidnappers, including a woman, were captured during an operation in the south of the state on the border with the state of Guerrero.

Juan Carlos Coránguez González, “El Rojo,” captured

Through its official Twitter account, the security minister, Salvador Neme Sastré, revealed the capture of “El Rojo”, but without giving further details about the operation . .

After La Familia had their founder and spiritual leader killed and had many of their faithful split off into Los Caballeros Templarios, the group hasn’t been as strong as they once were. A couple days ago, rivals of La Familia exacted tit-for-tat revenge:

Mexico police find 10 heads outside slaughterhouse

ACAPULCO, Mexico (AP) — Mexican authorities have found 10 severed heads dumped outside a slaughterhouse in a town in northern Guerrero state. They are still looking for the bodies.

A statement from the Teloloapan police says the heads of seven men and three women were left with a message that appears to threaten the La Familia Michoacana drug cartel. The warning says: “This is going to happen to all those who support the FM.”

Sunday, the cops went out looking for the bodies, and . .

ACAPULCO, Mexico — Gunmen ambushed and killed 12 police officers who had been sent to search for the bodies of 10 people whose severed heads were found in southern Guerrero state, authorities said Monday.

Guerrero state police spokesman Arturo Martinez said six state and six local officers were killed Sunday night on a road leading out of the town of Teloloapan. Another 11 officers were wounded.

These folks are a God-fearing bunch. As that guy is really crazy.


Michael Kobulnicky, Tea Party Rape Excelsior

Good Ole’ Michael Kobulnicky. Supra-American. Sick with Tea Party values.

Quote: ‘Reinforce your values while educating and re-educating others.’ To wit:

By Miriam Raftery | East County Magazine

March 17, 2012 (Lemon Grove)—Lemon Grove resident Michael John Kobulnicky, 50, a leader in the San Diego Tea Party and former regional director of the Southern California Conservative Party, is under arrest for allegedly kidnapping and raping a local woman on Fiesta Island . .

“. . He dragged her out of the car and sexually assaulted her pretty brutally,” San Diego Police Lt. Andra Brown told ECM news partner 10 News in late February, shortly after the February 25 assault occurred . .

. . On his website, http://www.michaelkobulnickyusa.com, Kobulnicky lists his leadership roles as “currently the co-organizer and public relations representative for the San Diego Tea Party.”

After Kobulnicky’s arrest, the San Diego Tea Party issued a statement indicating that Kobulnicky took leave the group in January for personal reasons and had not been in touch since then.


Video of East Haven Mayor Joe Maturo: “I Might Have Tacos” (and other stupid comments)

Four police officers in the city of East Haven, Connecticut, were arrested Tuesday under suspicion of systematically harassing and abusing the town’s Latino citizens.

In an interview with Mayor Joe Maturo, a reporter from New York’s WPIX asked him what he’d do for the allegedly abused community “today.” The mayor’s response: “I might have tacos when I go home, I’m not quite sure yet.”

Here’s the comment, along with subsequent statements from the now-infamous mayor.

You can see where Joe’s sympathies lie. No matter how hard he tries, he can’t bring himself to admit he’s acted like an ass. It’s obvious why the feds would need to come in and clean out a racist police department: the mayor doesn’t care. Pity the unfortunate people who have to put up with the likes of East Haven cops and Mayor Maturo.


Recalled WI Senator Randy Hopper arrested for drunk driving

in 2010, you quietly left your wife and kids for another woman. In 2011, you were a Senate supporter of Governor Walker’s efforts to attack workers and disenfranchise labor unions. In March, when it was discovered your live-in girlfriend, Valerie Cass, was a woman barely out of college and barely half your age, you hid from the press. When it became public she was a right-wing lobbyist who wangled a cushy job with your buddy’s administration, you hid from the press.

When the petitions for your recall were being circulated, you hid from the press. When your wife and housekeeper said they would gladly sign them, you hid from the press. When your polls were tanking, you hid from the press. When you lost the recall, you hid from the press.

3 months later — finally — someone spotted you:

At 5:30 p.m. Sunday, a citizen dialed 911 to report a black Suburban “all over the road” on Highway 151 near County Trunk WH in Peebles, said Chief Deputy Mark Strand . .

“We were able to get a deputy in the area. The vehicle (Hopper’s) got called in about a mile from Highway 23” . .

There was one passenger in the car, Valerie Cass, 26, of Fond du Lac, according to dispatch logs . .

Hopper refused to take a preliminary breath test when he was stopped by officers, Strand said. He was put through field sobriety tests. He failed those tests, he said.

Peek-a-boo, we see you.


Molested by elementary school troll

Was it a case of public perversion? Or was it only mental illness? You decide.

Man arrested for indecency with doll near elementary school
Stephen C. Webster | Raw Story | Aug 12 2011

56-year-old Daniel Torroll claimed he suffers from a mental disorder that causes him to perform strange sexual acts on himself, but nobody else… [Police] were called out to the area after people driving to the school spotted him kneeling on a towel, naked.

He was arrested this week after officers say they found him under a bridge near Allendale Elementary School, committing a lewd act on a two-foot-tall baby doll he’d cut holes into.



The doll:

I vote mental illness.