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Wingnuts go berserk after Trayvon Martin tragedy

When you’re a wingnut ass, what do you do when one of your own gets exposed? Turns into an object of loathing? Becomes the thing despised? You call upon your worst instincts, that’s what you do. Big-league Conservative blogger Dan Riehl:

. . a widely viewed photograph of Martin appears to have been altered, somewhat.

Here is what appears to be the original via the Miami Herald.

The one below has been observed in the media and at forums such as Democracy Now. Clearly, it has been lightened, or softened, somehow. Along with other possible alterations, he looks far more, perhaps innocent is the right word, in the altered image . .

Charles Johnson: “. . it’s a photograph of a low resolution copy of the picture on a sign at a protest — not ‘the original’ at all.” The light-skinned one is the original, Dan.

But check that: black people look guilty. The blacker, the guiltier. And liberals are playing games, so that the innocent Trayvon “looks far more, perhaps innocent.” That’s why the grayish Trayvon is clearly classic liberal bullshit. Dan thinks the murder is a political tug of war, and we’re conspiring to pull decent people over to our side for the big win. Dan Riehl is just dogshit. He reacts to Charles blogging his epic, stupid ass:

Punch him, Dan. It’ll prove you’re a stupid motherfucker. Same LGF thread, Dana Loesch. She is furious about the death of Trayvon Martin because liberals:

“But people have, screaming and crying and making this about a race, y’know, all of this and freaking, there have been a rash of break ins, and, they, I mean they interviewed one of the black neighbors as well, and she was like ‘yeah a lot of the break ins, y’know it’s a mixed neighborhood, some of this has been, y’know, black criminals coming and doing this.’ This is one of the black women that lived in the neighborhood, and she was like ‘YES!’”

Irate that people are angry. Some of the criminals were black, so, like, yes!

“They’re going to stoke this any way they can. This administration. Unbelievable.”

They won’t leave poor ol’ Zimmy alone. The nerve of this President, and this America. Now a video. Asking Trayvon’s mother if he ate chicken? WTH?

Someone posted the clip over at Topix.com, in the African American forum. Reaction:

THX00451, Seattle, WA:

***LMMFLWAO!!!***

Isn’t that just like a Negro… A shooting death preceded by a nice piece of chicken!

Truly hilarious video! That she-rilla looks like something out of “Gorillas in the Mist”…

Too funny, just laughing his ‘mother fucking lily white ass off.’ Over at Google groups, in both the alt.politics and alt.fan.rush-limbaugh forums, more routine hate:

Peter Polk:

Doesn’t this un-presidential nigger know when to shut his mouth for his own good? Anybody who votes for this fool is an idiot.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-57403200-503544/obama-if-
i-had-a-son-hed-look-like-trayvon/?tag=pop;stories

Bravo. Also, Conservative net-shouters, The Astute Bloggers, with the monster scoop:

PREDICTION:

THE CASE AGAINST ZIMMERMAN IS ABOUT AS GOOD AS THE CASE AGAINST THE DUKE LACROSSE TEAM.

That’s right-wing logic. Since he’s a “nigga” on his Facebook page, it makes sense that Zimmerman killed him. Do any of you really believe America is a post-racial paradise?

MAYBE THE REAL CRIME HERE IS HOW THE LEFT DELIBERATELY TRIES TO FOMENT RACE-WAR TO ADVANCE THEIR SOCIALIST GOALS



UPDATE: The picture isn’t even Trayvon, and the ‘nigga’ graffiti came courtesy bloggers.

Jawa Report apparently took down the altered image . .

Now, the reason I said altered is because someone added some “race baiting” text to the image. It does not appear even in the original Facebook page.

That image is visible here.

Make note of the added text which is not visible anywhere except for the original one posted at “Backwoods Home Magazine” which Jawa Report used as shown in my included screenshot.

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Astute Bloggers’ analysis of Gaza: their women are fat-asses and men are disgusting

SOMEONE SHOULD TAKE A LONG LOOK AT FOREIGNERS’ CLAIMS OF BLOCKADE PRIVATION BY THE ISRAELIS!! THEY”RE ALL FULL OF SHIT!! I TOLD YOU SO!!

The ASTUTE BLOGGERS Scoop Everybody Again! That’s all they ever do, btw. Palestinian fat-asses refuse to accept the Israeli siege of Gaza as an AESTHETIC BONANZA. WHY do they DESPISE SEXY? THE FAT-ASSES CONTINUE TO RESIST!! OUR WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN THAT!!


ARE GAZANS OR SO CALLED “PALESTINIAN” WEST-BANKERS STARVING? NOPE:

When the clowns sing about the starving Palestinians. They may be unaware of this:

obesity chart

GAZAN AND WEST BANK WOMEN WEIGH IN AT NUMERO 3 FAT-ASSES!

OVER ALL, MUSLIM WOMEN ARE VERY FAT.

I HAVE A THEORY AS TO WHY:

IT’S SELF-DEFENSE: THEY DON’T WANNA APPEAR ATTRACTIVE TO MUSLIM MEN.

CAN YOU BLAME THEM!!?!?

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RED! SIREN! ALERT! MAYBE! NOT!

THE! ASTUTE! SHOUTING! BLOGGERS! STRIKE! AGAIN!

MAN ARRESTED IN KARACHI AIRPORT TRYING TO BOARD WITH ELECTRONICS HIDDEN IN HIS SHOES

I THINK THESE ELECTRONICS WERE PART OF A TRIAL RUN FOR THE ENEMY’S NEXT STRATEGY: ASSEMBLING A BOMB ON BOARD A JETLINER:

“We have recovered four live batteries and a circuit, with a button to switch it on and off.”

UPDATE:

The Airport Security Forces (ASF), claiming to have foiled a plane bombing or hijacking, on Sunday apprehended an alleged suicide bomber along with a device commonly used to detonate explosive materials.

A 30-year-old would-be suicide bomber, Faiz Muhammad, was captured by the ASF personnel after a scanner machine installed at the Jinnah International Airport sounded an alarm as Faiz was being scanned, leading to him being immediately taken into custody.

“Faiz was on his way to board a flight for Muscat. ASF personnel conducted a search of the man after a machine sounded an alarm. During the searching, we found devices commonly used to detonate explosive materials installed in his shoes,” ASF official Munir told Daily Times . .


WE! TOTALLY! SCOOPED! YOU! LOSERS! AGAIN!

SHOE-BOMBER CAUGHT IN PAKISTAN: RED SIREN ALERT: THE ASTUTE BLOGGERS SCOOPS DRUDGE BY A DAY!

DRUDGE TONIGHT:

THE ASTUTE BLOGGERS POSTED THIS ITEM YESTERDAY – WITH MORE LINKS.

REGULAR READERS KNOW THAT WE SCOOP ALL THE BIGGIES ALL THE EFFIN’ TIME – YES: EVEN DRUDGE.


OOPS! THEY! WERE! MASSAGE! SHOES!

massage shoes


WHATEVER! WE! DON’T! APOLOGIZE!

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Conservative blogging 1A: things Are GETting PrEtTy SERIOUS

A continuing non-series series: the differences between how the two sides do political analysis. Generally, we’re more likely to see dire consequences for Americans being the products of their actions. Generally, they’re more likely to see the world ending tomorrow and blame us for it. They tend to get overly dramatic regardless of what you’re talking about.

For their part, here:

Barbarian States Approaching Our Gates
by James Zumwalt
05/03/2010

Throughout history, the rise of a great civilization has been met with a corresponding fall. Such civilizations normally die a slow death, coming by way of “a thousand cuts” inflicted over time, as former North Vietnamese General Vo Nguyen Giap once described his war of attrition strategy for defeating great armies.


Already pretty dramatic, eh? Though I can’t say I know when the end of a civilization “has been met” with its beginning — he’s laboring there a bit, I think. But he’s set up quite a scenario, the lingering death of a great civilization by a thousand cuts. Let’s watch:

The Pentagon notified Congress that an elite paramilitary unit of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC), known as the Qods force, has joined a Hezbollah base of operations in Venezuela . .

There is little doubt what the presence of Hezbollah and Qods in Venezuela means to U.S. national security. These Iranian terrorist organizations will establish a working relationship with the various drug gangs in Latin America and Mexico. Their goal will be to use those channels to access infiltration routes into the U.S. and those countries allied with the U.S. This includes our democratic friends in the drug war — Colombia and Mexico.


And then they’ll funnel thousands of agents and terrorists into our and our neighbors’ countries? They’ll set up anti-American political movements? Agitate for foreign causes in the guise of patriotism? Conduct a never-ending but simmering campaign of hit-and-run terrorism? What will the lingering death look like, I wanna know:

Additionally, once Iran has developed a nuclear weapon, among the “people and things” it will seek to smuggle into our country are terrorists armed with a nuclear device to be detonated upon Tehran’s command.


Oh. They’re just going to blow us off the face of the Earth.

There you go. This is a common problem with Conservative blogging, drama creep. It overtook the post, Zumwalt just couldn’t help it.

For others, like the Astute Bloggers, THE GUYS WHO WRITE IN ALL CAPS, they’ve got it far worse. It’s they themselves who are the drama creeps:

Monday, May 03, 2010
DUDE: GERMAN MARRIES HIS .. CAT?!?!?

BBC:

A German man has unofficially married his cat after the animal fell ill and vets told him it might not live much longer, Bild newspaper reports.

It says Uwe Mitzscherlich, 39, paid an actress 300 euros (£260,$395) to officiate at the ceremony, as marrying an animal is illegal in Germany.

Mr Mitzscherlich said he had wanted to tie the knot before his asthmatic cat Cecilia died.

The cat and groom have lived together for 10 years.

WHAT’S NEXT!? MARRYING YOUR DEAD CAT!?

YES, VIRGINIA; THERE IS A SLIPPERY SLOPE. AND MARRYING YOUR CAT IS UNNATURAL AND WRONG. AND A HEALTHY SOCIETY CAN MAKE THAT CLEAR TO ITS MEMBERS.

THE BIBLE DESCRIBES ANOTHER ERA LIKE THIS ONE IN WHICH LAWLESSNES WAS RAMPANT:

Judges 21:25 (New King James Version)

25 In those days there was no king in Israel; everyone did what was right in his own eyes.

OR AS THE SATANISTS SAY: “DO WHAT THOU WILT IS THE WHOLE OF THE LAW.”

THE FOUNDING FATHERS THROW OFF THE CHAINS OF TYRANNY, BUT THEY WERE NOT ANARCHISTS . .


1.) He’s German.
2.) He likes his cat.
3.) They’re not married.

It’s illegal, unofficial and an actress performed the ceremony, as the original clip says there in the post. Nonetheless: slippery slopes, lawlessness, anarchy, what the Bible says, who the Founding fathers were, what healthy societies must force people to do and Satanism.

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‘Astute’ Conservative blogger Reliapundit has plans: "THE "COOL" LEFT-WING – why it got that way (and what must be done about it!)"

I hope I haven’t de-railed the revolution by posting this. He seems awfully optimistic.


THE “COOL” LEFT-WING – why it got that way (and what must be done about it!)

Because their aim is to take over society, for decades, the Left has cultivated “coolness”. The Left has used every mass media tool and trick in the book to make youths associate left-wing policies with “coolness”.

And my tricks would be, what? I’m strangely unaware of them.

It’s cool to be subversive, anti-establishment, pacifist, “green”, anti-American, anti-Puritanical…

BOO! I am so cool. BOO!

…anti-Founding Fathers, anti-nuclear – anti-”nuclear FAMILY”, anti-religion, anti-”big business”, anti-talk radio, anti-hunting, anti-NASCAR – and so on.

The Left’s desire to be associated with young, attractive and popular ACTORS and MUSICIANS — (not the sharpest folks or most educated folks in the world, GENERALLY!) — is a clever marketing TRICK.

Yeah, conservative bloggers are so much smarter.

And the Left uses the converse, too – caricaturing people on the right as dumb oafs: SNL’s depiction of Palin, the entertainment industry’s and MSM’s depiction of Dubya, and Reagan before that.

The point being to reinforce the idea that leftness is smartness/chicness/COOLNESS and rightness is dumbness/oafishness.

The truth is the left-wing ideas have NOT helped humanity ANYWHERE as well as right-wing ideas have: China had 40 years of Mao-ness and it was an awful impoverished era; it only took 2 decades of A LITTLE rightness (a little free market capitalism) for China to go from starving poverty to fat affluence; 300 MILLION people were lifted pout of poverty by “right-wing” policies. Comparing North and South Korea leads to the same conclusion. Ditto East/commie Europe (from 1945-1989) and Western Europe.

Totalitarianism, government thuggishness, sanctioned violence, law-and-order obsessions, the sanctity of power–yup, you know how we are. Those Socialist hotbeds of Western Europe–France, Britain–those are definitely you guys, the Conservatives.

…I think the way out of this is manifold:

FIRST: the right needs to expose the hypocrisy of the champions of left-wing policies: Gore has a huge home and flies by jet EVERYWHERE; Tom Friedman has a SASQUATCHIAN home and flies everywhere; ditto Kennedy and Kerry-Heinz, and Soros.

No one has ever said that global warming dictates that you can’t be rich, or live in a giant home, or fly on jets. This is a popular straw-man argument from the right, and they’re the only ones who have ever bothered to advance it. You take responsibility for the carbon dioxide you create–that’s all anybody ever asked. Reduce, offset, you know the story. Why they won’t come close to arguing against the actual point tells you that they can’t.

We need to get personal on this front – perhaps assign people to chase these folks all the time while wearing ridiculous outfit which reinforces their hypocrisy – maybe a PIG outfit.

SECOND; we need to recruit famous media celebrities — A VERY DIVERSE BUNCH! — to speak out – like Bruce Willis, Jon Voight, Ted Nugent, Kelsey Grammer – and Vaclav Havel and Ayaan Ali Hirsi, and Jackie Mason and Hank Williams JR, and make a terse/funny 1 minute commercial that can be aired ubiquitously, all the time EVERYWHERE. Maybe even toss in a clip of Reagan and Thatcher and Churchill (and maybe even John Wayne and Jimmy Stewart and Clark Gable being swash-buckling!).

Yes, you should definitely put this guy out in front of your movement NOW. This is going to get all sorts of Americans to fall in love with you and your beliefs:

He’s nothing like a dirty Jack O’ Lantern who survived a catastrophic stroke.

THIRD, we need to boycott things which promote left-wing policies or left-wing celebrities and we need to support products and celebrities which promote right-wing policies. We need to make the bottom-lines of lefties suffer and the bottom-line of righties prosper. This shouldn’t be that hard to do; we outnumber them -and box office already proves that their left-wing crap doesn’t really sell that well: “anti-war” movies proliferated during the Iraq War, but they all BOMBED! We also need to buy a share in the media companies which produced this left-wing crap and then complain to the Board of Directors!

I think if all these things were done that then the atmosphere would gradually change and even more “cool celebrities” would find the courage to speak out and let people know that they’re right-wing…

We need to wise up these people sooner, and IMHO, giving them media icons they can admire will do the trick.

- Posted by Reliapundit @ 9:52 AM


Thanks, man. It’s been a slow news week, we needed the laughs.

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