When you’re a wingnut ass, what do you do when one of your own gets exposed? Turns into an object of loathing? Becomes the thing despised? You call upon your worst instincts, that’s what you do. Big-league Conservative blogger Dan Riehl:

. . a widely viewed photograph of Martin appears to have been altered, somewhat.

Here is what appears to be the original via the Miami Herald.

The one below has been observed in the media and at forums such as Democracy Now. Clearly, it has been lightened, or softened, somehow. Along with other possible alterations, he looks far more, perhaps innocent is the right word, in the altered image . .

Charles Johnson: “. . it’s a photograph of a low resolution copy of the picture on a sign at a protest — not ‘the original’ at all.” The light-skinned one is the original, Dan.

But check that: black people look guilty. The blacker, the guiltier. And liberals are playing games, so that the innocent Trayvon “looks far more, perhaps innocent.” That’s why the grayish Trayvon is clearly classic liberal bullshit. Dan thinks the murder is a political tug of war, and we’re conspiring to pull decent people over to our side for the big win. Dan Riehl is just dogshit. He reacts to Charles blogging his epic, stupid ass:

Punch him, Dan. It’ll prove you’re a stupid motherfucker. Same LGF thread, Dana Loesch. She is furious about the death of Trayvon Martin because liberals:

“But people have, screaming and crying and making this about a race, y’know, all of this and freaking, there have been a rash of break ins, and, they, I mean they interviewed one of the black neighbors as well, and she was like ‘yeah a lot of the break ins, y’know it’s a mixed neighborhood, some of this has been, y’know, black criminals coming and doing this.’ This is one of the black women that lived in the neighborhood, and she was like ‘YES!’”

Irate that people are angry. Some of the criminals were black, so, like, yes!

“They’re going to stoke this any way they can. This administration. Unbelievable.”

They won’t leave poor ol’ Zimmy alone. The nerve of this President, and this America. Now a video. Asking Trayvon’s mother if he ate chicken? WTH?

Someone posted the clip over at Topix.com, in the African American forum. Reaction:

THX00451, Seattle, WA:

***LMMFLWAO!!!***

Truly hilarious video! That she-rilla looks like something out of “Gorillas in the Mist”…

Too funny, just laughing his ‘mother fucking lily white ass off.’ Over at Google groups, in both the alt.politics and alt.fan.rush-limbaugh forums, more routine hate:

Peter Polk:

Doesn’t this un-presidential nigger know when to shut his mouth for his own good? Anybody who votes for this fool is an idiot.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-57403200-503544/obama-if-
i-had-a-son-hed-look-like-trayvon/?tag=pop;stories

Bravo. Also, Conservative net-shouters, The Astute Bloggers, with the monster scoop:

PREDICTION:

THE CASE AGAINST ZIMMERMAN IS ABOUT AS GOOD AS THE CASE AGAINST THE DUKE LACROSSE TEAM.

That’s right-wing logic. Since he’s a “nigga” on his Facebook page, it makes sense that Zimmerman killed him. Do any of you really believe America is a post-racial paradise?

MAYBE THE REAL CRIME HERE IS HOW THE LEFT DELIBERATELY TRIES TO FOMENT RACE-WAR TO ADVANCE THEIR SOCIALIST GOALS

UPDATE: The picture isn’t even Trayvon, and the ‘nigga’ graffiti came courtesy bloggers.

Jawa Report apparently took down the altered image . .

Make note of the added text which is not visible anywhere except for the original one posted at “Backwoods Home Magazine” which Jawa Report used as shown in my included screenshot.

SOMEONE SHOULD TAKE A LONG LOOK AT FOREIGNERS’ CLAIMS OF BLOCKADE PRIVATION BY THE ISRAELIS!! THEY”RE ALL FULL OF SHIT!! I TOLD YOU SO!!

The ASTUTE BLOGGERS Scoop Everybody Again! That’s all they ever do, btw. Palestinian fat-asses refuse to accept the Israeli siege of Gaza as an AESTHETIC BONANZA. WHY do they DESPISE SEXY? THE FAT-ASSES CONTINUE TO RESIST!! OUR WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN THAT!!

THE! ASTUTE! SHOUTING! BLOGGERS! STRIKE! AGAIN!

WE! TOTALLY! SCOOPED! YOU! LOSERS! AGAIN!

SHOE-BOMBER CAUGHT IN PAKISTAN: RED SIREN ALERT: THE ASTUTE BLOGGERS SCOOPS DRUDGE BY A DAY!

DRUDGE TONIGHT:

Pakistani air passenger caught with electronic circuits
concealed in his shoe...

THE ASTUTE BLOGGERS POSTED THIS ITEM YESTERDAY – WITH MORE LINKS.

REGULAR READERS KNOW THAT WE SCOOP ALL THE BIGGIES ALL THE EFFIN’ TIME – YES: EVEN DRUDGE.

OOPS! THEY! WERE! MASSAGE! SHOES!

WHATEVER! WE! DON’T! APOLOGIZE!

A continuing non-series series: the differences between how the two sides do political analysis. Generally, we’re more likely to see dire consequences for Americans being the products of their actions. Generally, they’re more likely to see the world ending tomorrow and blame us for it. They tend to get overly dramatic regardless of what you’re talking about.

For their part, here:

Already pretty dramatic, eh? Though I can’t say I know when the end of a civilization “has been met” with its beginning — he’s laboring there a bit, I think. But he’s set up quite a scenario, the lingering death of a great civilization by a thousand cuts. Let’s watch:

And then they’ll funnel thousands of agents and terrorists into our and our neighbors’ countries? They’ll set up anti-American political movements? Agitate for foreign causes in the guise of patriotism? Conduct a never-ending but simmering campaign of hit-and-run terrorism? What will the lingering death look like, I wanna know:

Oh. They’re just going to blow us off the face of the Earth.

There you go. This is a common problem with Conservative blogging, drama creep. It overtook the post, Zumwalt just couldn’t help it.

For others, like the Astute Bloggers, THE GUYS WHO WRITE IN ALL CAPS, they’ve got it far worse. It’s they themselves who are the drama creeps:

1.) He’s German.
2.) He likes his cat.
3.) They’re not married.

It’s illegal, unofficial and an actress performed the ceremony, as the original clip says there in the post. Nonetheless: slippery slopes, lawlessness, anarchy, what the Bible says, who the Founding fathers were, what healthy societies must force people to do and Satanism.

I hope I haven’t de-railed the revolution by posting this. He seems awfully optimistic.

THE “COOL” LEFT-WING – why it got that way (and what must be done about it!)

Because their aim is to take over society, for decades, the Left has cultivated “coolness”. The Left has used every mass media tool and trick in the book to make youths associate left-wing policies with “coolness”.

And my tricks would be, what? I’m strangely unaware of them.

It’s cool to be subversive, anti-establishment, pacifist, “green”, anti-American, anti-Puritanical…
BOO! I am so cool. BOO!

…anti-Founding Fathers, anti-nuclear – anti-”nuclear FAMILY”, anti-religion, anti-”big business”, anti-talk radio, anti-hunting, anti-NASCAR – and so on.

The Left’s desire to be associated with young, attractive and popular ACTORS and MUSICIANS — (not the sharpest folks or most educated folks in the world, GENERALLY!) — is a clever marketing TRICK.

Yeah, conservative bloggers are so much smarter.

And the Left uses the converse, too – caricaturing people on the right as dumb oafs: SNL’s depiction of Palin, the entertainment industry’s and MSM’s depiction of Dubya, and Reagan before that.

The point being to reinforce the idea that leftness is smartness/chicness/COOLNESS and rightness is dumbness/oafishness.

The truth is the left-wing ideas have NOT helped humanity ANYWHERE as well as right-wing ideas have: China had 40 years of Mao-ness and it was an awful impoverished era; it only took 2 decades of A LITTLE rightness (a little free market capitalism) for China to go from starving poverty to fat affluence; 300 MILLION people were lifted pout of poverty by “right-wing” policies. Comparing North and South Korea leads to the same conclusion. Ditto East/commie Europe (from 1945-1989) and Western Europe.

Totalitarianism, government thuggishness, sanctioned violence, law-and-order obsessions, the sanctity of power–yup, you know how we are. Those Socialist hotbeds of Western Europe–France, Britain–those are definitely you guys, the Conservatives.

…I think the way out of this is manifold:

FIRST: the right needs to expose the hypocrisy of the champions of left-wing policies: Gore has a huge home and flies by jet EVERYWHERE; Tom Friedman has a SASQUATCHIAN home and flies everywhere; ditto Kennedy and Kerry-Heinz, and Soros.

No one has ever said that global warming dictates that you can’t be rich, or live in a giant home, or fly on jets. This is a popular straw-man argument from the right, and they’re the only ones who have ever bothered to advance it. You take responsibility for the carbon dioxide you create–that’s all anybody ever asked. Reduce, offset, you know the story. Why they won’t come close to arguing against the actual point tells you that they can’t.

We need to get personal on this front – perhaps assign people to chase these folks all the time while wearing ridiculous outfit which reinforces their hypocrisy – maybe a PIG outfit.

SECOND; we need to recruit famous media celebrities — A VERY DIVERSE BUNCH! — to speak out – like Bruce Willis, Jon Voight, Ted Nugent, Kelsey Grammer – and Vaclav Havel and Ayaan Ali Hirsi, and Jackie Mason and Hank Williams JR, and make a terse/funny 1 minute commercial that can be aired ubiquitously, all the time EVERYWHERE. Maybe even toss in a clip of Reagan and Thatcher and Churchill (and maybe even John Wayne and Jimmy Stewart and Clark Gable being swash-buckling!).

Yes, you should definitely put this guy out in front of your movement NOW. This is going to get all sorts of Americans to fall in love with you and your beliefs:

He’s nothing like a dirty Jack O’ Lantern who survived a catastrophic stroke.

THIRD, we need to boycott things which promote left-wing policies or left-wing celebrities and we need to support products and celebrities which promote right-wing policies. We need to make the bottom-lines of lefties suffer and the bottom-line of righties prosper. This shouldn’t be that hard to do; we outnumber them -and box office already proves that their left-wing crap doesn’t really sell that well: “anti-war” movies proliferated during the Iraq War, but they all BOMBED! We also need to buy a share in the media companies which produced this left-wing crap and then complain to the Board of Directors!

We need to wise up these people sooner, and IMHO, giving them media icons they can admire will do the trick.

- Posted by Reliapundit @ 9:52 AM

Thanks, man. It’s been a slow news week, we needed the laughs.