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Bryan Fischer: Homosexuality causes every evil that I can think of

There Bryan Fischer goes, again, ladies and gentlemen. The American Family Association’s gay-obsessed wingnut hangs another merkin of evil on the cock in his brain.

Why, Bryan? What have the bad old gays done now? Felt up some defenseless football players? Mustachio’d Mother Theresa’s Vatican portrait? Pissed in La Fontaine St. Ronnie at your local mall? Whaaaat?

Julian Assange is not the bad guy here — the homosexual soldier is
By Bryan Fischer | Tuesday, December 07, 2010

The out-of-the-mainstream media has [sic] collaboratively kept the focus on the sex criminal, Julian Assange, and off the guy who has committed actual treason, the homosexual soldier Bradley Manning, who sold out his country in what may turn out to be [sic] fit of gay pique . .

Regardless, he is a one-man argument for keeping open homosexuals from serving in the military in the first place . .

TREASON! . . I see. The ‘open homosexuals’ become traitors. The others can DADT-ly serve their country . . . ? Yes?

The absurdity of this is obvious. You want to counterfeit U.S. currency? Fine, we’re okay with it as long as you don’t tell us you’re doing it.

Yes, of course, no, it’s a crime too. Bravo, whacko.

After reading his latest, I laughed, as usual. Gay people caused the WikiLeaks and, so, Goodbye America. Sniff, how did I love thee?

There’s no reason to bother with Bryan, he’s just crazy as a craphouse cricket. But something crossed my mind about him. Is there anything he won’t blame on gay folks? Is there nothing too absurd to tattoo on the pleasant-smelling body politic of The Homos? After a few minutes and some web-checking, the answer is . . NO.

And here we go . .

BRAINWASHING CHILDREN! KILLING THEM!

Now realize that homosexuals cannot reproduce, so they have to recruit; it’s the only way to swell their numbers . .

. . part of the agenda of groups like GLSEN … is to urge students at younger and younger ages to come out of the closet and declare a disordered sexual preference for themselves. so you’ve got sexually confused young people – and again, they’re trying to push this down into kindergarten, they’re trying to get this brainwashing into students of all ages even starting in elementary school . .

So I’m suggesting that adults that pressure these students to declare a disordered sexual preference when they’re too young to know better, that they share some culpability for those that take their life . .

Finally, we come across the mysterious homosexual agenda: “Swell Our Numbers.” Insert classy internet jape . . wherever you like, it’s a free world. Frankly, I’d call pressuring kids into suicide too clever by whole.


SUPPLYING TERRORISTS!

Gay sex = domestic terrorism
by Bryan Fischer | Thursday, June 10, 2010

Some of England’s leading newspapers – The Sun, the Telegraph, the Daily Mail – all had feature stories yesterday about the latest Taliban terror tactic: burying dirty needles with their bombs in an effort to infect troops with HIV. They are planting hypodermic syringes below the surface with the points facing upward in hopes that bomb squad experts will prick themselves and become contaminated with hepatitis and HIV.

If the bomb goes off, then the needles become deadly flying shrapnel. Said a member of Parliament, “Are there no depths to which these people will stoop? This is the definition of a dirty war.” If we connect the dots here, the inescapable conclusion is that gay sex is a form of domestic terrorism.

Bryan apparently engages in an astral projection exchange with the Taliban. He brings them HIV-positive refuse, they allow him to call Afghanistan ‘home.’


WORLD-WIDE EPIDEMICS! CRUSHING DEFICITS!

No more taxpayer funding for AIDS research
By Bryan Fischer | Thursday, December 02, 2010

We know what causes AIDS: homosexual sex and injection drug use. The Centers for Disease Control tell us that of all the males who have been diagnosed with HIV/AIDS since the epidemic started in 1977, 91% contracted it either through having sex with other males or through intravenous drug abuse.

Since we know the cause, we know the cure: stop engaging in homosexual sex and stop shooting up with drugs.

Well, if that’s how the males got it, yeehaw, that’s a real good argument. And only talkin’ ’bout ‘Murrican males, then it’s DOUBLE-DY. Who like ah statistic-go-round? Looks like ‘Murrican AIDS-ey men like drugs and men . . DOE-SEE-DOE! Let the rest of the plagued world burn!


. . getting down to the perfidy nitty gritty:

CRIMINALITY! EVERY ONE OF YOU IN JAIL!

Legal Sanctions for Homosexual Behavior
By Bryan Fischer | Friday, January 29, 2010

. . The bottom line here is that, biblically, those “who practice homosexuality” should come under the purview of the law just as much as those who take people captive in order to sell them into slavery . .

Thank you for contacting us, and I hope this response will help you think in a thorough and biblical way about this important social issue.

Obviously, the danger here is those “who practice homosexuality” might end up being really good at it. That would present all sorts of delicious trouble for Bryan.

Do you sense he sees The Queers as being almost immortal? God-like in their destructive powers? Given to mythic and senseless eyelash batting to rout civilization? No? It’s not like they haven’t tried it before. Or have you forgotten the recent history of the planet, Earth?


YOU INVADED POLAND!

So Hitler himself was an active homosexual . . And Hitler discovered that he could not get straight soldiers to be savage and brutal and vicious enough to carry out his orders, but that homosexual solders basically had no limits and the savagery and brutality they were willing to inflict on whomever Hitler sent them after. So he surrounded himself, virtually all of the Stormtroopers, the Browshirts, were male homosexuals.

Hmm, Bryan. You’re trying to get at some point here, but I’m missing it.

Homosexuality, Hitler, and “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”
By Bryan Fischer | May 28, 2010

Homosexuality gave us Adolph Hitler, and homosexuals in the military gave us the Brown Shirts, the Nazi war machine and six million dead Jews.

And I, for one, welcome our familiar butt-humping overlords.

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