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A List Of Simple Things To Believe

What is true? What do I know? Hmm. Well I know a little sports because I played them. Basketball, baseball, soccer. I know some music because I played guitar and drums. Did a little songwriting. I know a little molecular biology because I worked as a research scientist for 10 years. John Hawkins knows a few things as well. Unfortunately sane people don’t mention them much, so for us he composed a list:

20 Basic Truths You Can’t Talk About in America Anymore
John Hawkins | Jun 08, 2013 | Townhall.com

1.) People who want to change sexes should be treated by a psychologist, not deformed through surgery, given hormone treatments, and falsely told that they can change sexes.

This is something John happens to know. People who are trapped in their bodies need to be medicated, patronized and denied. If they talk about Chaz Bono or Renee Richards, you say: “They are fake. You don’t want to be fake.” Nobody should live a lie. Nobody should be allowed. A woman must be born a woman always. Deception needs to be exposed in America, especially when it’s someone’s body.

3.) Most black Americans are good and decent people, but percentage wise there are more black Americans in jail because percentage wise, black Americans commit a lot more crimes than white Americans.

John knows Negro too. Though crime is bad, black people like it. They enjoy being bad. That’s why we put them in jail. It’s a good thing we put them in jail, then they know that they’re bad. Frankly it’s been a long time we’ve been putting them in jail, they should have come to their senses by now. Nobody said that Negroes were smart.

6.) Illegal aliens are foreigners who knowingly broke the law to come here and Americans owe them even less than we owe other foreigners living in China, Sweden, or El Salvador because at least those people didn’t break our laws.

You made breakfast this morning. But did you give it to Sweden? No. You got a paycheck this Friday? Did you give it to China? No, even though Chinese are better than Mexicans. The yellow ang-ang don’t want to live next to you and don’t want your TV. They made your TV, okay? For that alone they probably deserve a biscuit or something, but I’m not offering one until they specifically ask. What I’m saying is: You should keep your things.

9.) Our soldiers should make every effort to avoid civilian casualties, but when it comes right down to it, the life of an American soldier should be treated as more important than the life of a foreign civilian.

You know how hard it is to avoid shooting Arab women and children? C’mon. Being a soldier is already tough enough, let’s not make it any tougher. Besides, they’re Chinese.

11.) The only practical way to make peace between the Israelis and Palestinians is for the Israelis to transfer the Palestinians and take their land.

But we all know about the Palestinians, don’t we? Bitch bitch.

13.) Men are just generally better at some things than women, just as women are just generally better at some things than men are.

Then there are those things that men are worse at then women. But do you ever hear us complaining? No. Get all the pregnant you like, ladies. But when it comes to computers and running things, Jesus Christ.

17.) The Boy Scouts could never survive gay scoutmasters because no parents with a brain in their head are sending their male, teenage boy out in the woods alone with a gay man who may very well be attracted to him, just as the parents of Girl Scouts wouldn’t want to send their teenage daughter out alone in the woods with a straight adult who might secretly be savoring the opportunity to have her alone.

My pants start to shrink when I think about 13 year-old girls. I think gay guys are the same way, probably, with Boy Scouts. I can see it. Start the fire while I sit right here, Timmy. Yes bend right over little man. Oooh yeah, Daddy likes. Starting a handsome fire myself. Wherever there’s smoke, there’s a flame called “Me.”

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You’re right, the Israelis and the Palestinians are different

An uneasy cease-fire settles in over Gaza. Let’s hope it becomes permanent. I’m glad to be thousands of miles away from the violence. But reading crap like this doesn’t make me feel any better:

Cardinal Gianfranco Ravasi, President of the Vatican Council for Culture, commenting on the war between Israel and Hamas, delivered a severe attack on the Jewish people: “I think of the ‘massacre of the innocents’. Children are dying in Gaza, their mothers’ shouts is a perennial cry, a universal cry”.

The Catholic Church high official equated Israel’s operation in Gaza against terror groups with the New Testament story of Herod’s slaughter of Jewish babies in his effort to kill Jesus.

Ravasi, who is one of the most popular Catholic cardinals and the director of the Church’s policy on culture, called Israelis baby-killers in a shameless form of anti-Semitism which subtly accuses the Jewish State of trying to murder the new Jesus, symbolized by the Palestinian people.

This is from Arutz Sheva. Cardinal Ravasi is a rabid anti-Semite who has cast the Palestinians as Jesus Christ. The pro-settlement press never met a Catholic before, apparently. What a lovely header:

It hasn’t been a bloodbath. It’s been a “PILLAR OF DEFENSE.” And a “War on Gaza Terror.” I can picture Roger Ailes seeing this and nodding quite approvingly. Then lengthening his notes.

This sub-head is something: Not a word was heard all those years Sderot babies were in mortal danger. They began noticing the violence last week. From what I understand, thousands of missiles have been fired on Gaza-adjacent Sderot over the past twelve years. How god-damned disgusting. Utterly abominable. Thirteen people have died. Among them, two four year-olds and a two year-old. It breaks your heart.

But the “PILLAR OF DEFENSE” just killed 177 Palestinians, most of them civilians (the IDF claim the civilian total was only 57). This included thirty women and thirteen children. The terrible bombardment of Sderot would have to grind on for another 151 years to even the score for what the Israelis did in only eight days.

And their losses? Five people. You’d expect a couple of soldiers to have died flying sorties or handling munitions alone. Meanwhile:

An extract of a report sent by a Canadian medic who happened to be in Gaza and helped out in Shifa hospital ER over the weekend says: “the wounded were all civilians with multiple puncture wounds from shrapnel: brain injuries, neck injuries, hemo-pneumo thorax, pericardial tamponade, splenic rupture, intestinal perforations, slatted limbs, traumatic amputations. All of this with no monitors, few stethoscopes, one ultrasound machine. …. Many people with serious but non life threatening injuries were sent home to be re-assessed in the morning due to the sheer volume of casualties. The penetrating shrapnel injuries were spooky. Tiny wounds with massive internal injuries. … There was very little morphine for analgesia.”

This brings home the truth about these conflicts. The Palestinians are perfectly capable and willing to hurl brutality at innocent people at any time, and they frequently do. You’d prefer to call them terrorists? Then they’re terrorists. No problem. But the Israelis are different. They have the technological capability to annihilate at will. And they frequently do. If those people over there are terrorists, these people here are killers. This does not make for a ‘war.’ This makes for a ‘slaughter.’ Let’s stop kidding ourselves.

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Spineless Mitt: ‘I’ll do whatever Israel tells me’

Few things, I would say (just watch), categorically exclude a candidate from becoming president. Conservative politicians are stupid, but that’s just generally true.

What specifically prevents someone from being considered for the presidency?

I believe that the role of an ally is to stand behind your friends and let them speak for themselves, rather than be spoken for by the United States of America.

How about pledging to do whatever another country asks?

The transfer of the American embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem would be a great symbolic aid to Israel. Is that something that you would consider?

The actions that I will take will be actions recommended and supported by Israeli leaders. I don’t seek to take actions independent of what our allies think is best, and if Israel’s leaders thought that a move of that nature would be helpful to their efforts, then that’s something I’ll be inclined to do.

Jaw —> floor. I’ve never heard a candidate talk like this. I can’t imagine a president promising to hand his policy reins to a foreign country. Romney guesses this beggar’s posture will please the right-wing because, when it comes to Israel, they ask we go limp. Rejoice, wingnuts, because Mitt Romney has wilted:

But again, that’s a decision which I would look to the Israeli leadership to help guide. I don’t think America should play the role of the leader of the peace process, instead we should stand by our ally.

He’s also gone insane. We should abandon the peace process, why? We’re hurting Israel’s feelings, I suppose. Here come big Mitty hugs and a sloppy bang on the ear. So we line up behind Israel, and then . . what? Hope they beat some ‘sense’ into the Palestinians? Pray the terror-darkies finally leave? They don’t want to carry this mess on much longer, so this is a good strategy.

This sort of pact-like devotion to Israel isn’t just stupid, it’s historically evil and dangerous. As a result of seemingly endless early 20th century European associations, empires, agreements and alliances, the shooting of a kangaroo-hunting archduke resulted in the deaths of 9 million people. When you tie your country’s future to the whims of people on the other side of the globe, you’re asking for trouble. Mitt Romney would be a disastrous president. That’s obvious.

Again, my inclination is to follow the guidance of our ally Israel, as to where our facilities and embassies would exist.

No man so devoid of spine, or loyalty, deserves your vote.

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Jimmy Carter faces $5 million lawsuit for his 2006 criticisms of Israel

So the pro-Israel folks still can’t let it go? Jimmy Carter’s likening the former treatment of Blacks under Apartheid to Israel’s treatment of Palestinians in their territories?

And there, apartheid exists in its more despicable forms, that Palestinians are deprived of basic human rights. Their land has been occupied and then confiscated and then colonized by the Israeli settlers. And they have now more than 205 settlements in the West Bank itself. And what has happened is, over a period of years, the Israelis have connected settlements with highways, and those highways make the West Bank look like a honeycomb and maybe a spider web. You can envision it. And in many cases, most cases, the Palestinians are prevented from using the highways at all, and in many cases, even from crossing the highways.

Gee, what a pile of . . facts. Anyway, good luck beating a guy who won a Nobel Prize for his work in the Middle East:

President Carter named in $5 million lawsuit over his “Palestine” book
By Stephen Lowman | WaPo | 2/2/2011

More than four years after its publication, five disgruntled readers have filed a class-action lawsuit against President Jimmy Carter and his publisher, Simon & Schuster, alleging that his 2006 book “Palestine Peace Not Apartheid” contained “numerous false and knowingly misleading statements intended to promote the author’s agenda of anti-Israel propaganda and to deceive the reading public instead of presenting accurate information as advertised” . .

The suit accuses Carter and his publisher of violating New York consumer protection laws because they engaged in “deceptive acts in the course of conducting business” and alleges that they sought enrichment by promoting the book “as a work of non-fiction.”

In a press release, one of the attorneys, Nitsana Darshan-Leitner stated: “The lawsuit will expose all the falsehoods and misrepresentations in Carter’s book and prove that his hatred of Israel has led him to commit this fraud on the public. He is entitled to his opinions but deceptions and lies have no place in works of history.”

They don’t? Nitsana apparently doesn’t read much history. What a bunch of red-asses.

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The Terror Babies are coming! (on airplanes in right-wingers’ heads)

Does it matter if a politician tells an outrageous, howling lie? Of course it does, it could end his or her career.

Does it matter if a lunatic Republican tells an outrageous lie? Yes it does — how else are they gonna get TV time and fire up the base? Hell, the truth won’t do that for the wingnuts, that stuff is BORING.

Hilarious, screeching lying is the feed of fear farmers, and there’s plenty here. And the biggest bull-milker would be Louie Gohmert.

Reported on June 27, Gohmert (R–TX, of course) took to the House floor, saying that he talked to a retired FBI agent who knew of terrorists bringing in pregnant women to have children here so that the kids would have American citizenship. Then they’d return home, train the kids to be terrorists, and then send the grown-up anti-American murderers back to the states to “destroy our way of life.”

And thus was born the “Terror Babies!” knee-slapper. Sensing a good thing — volcanic bugshit — Gohmert was happy to flog it again, about a week later. But this time, with a twist.

Appearing on Fox Business Channel (?), he trotted out his “Terror Babies!” again. But, oddly, he now had a completely different source for the shocking revelation: someone he personally knew heard about it first hand. From the grandmother of two of the Terror Babies.

You see, as Gohmert and his people were flying to the Middle East on a passenger plane, one of them, just minding his own business, had the woman sitting next to him inexplicably detail the whole thing. Turns out it’s a program being run by Hamas.

Grandma married into Hamas, her son-in-law is Hamas, and she simply had to tell the stranger sitting next to her how they assured the babies’ citizenships by flying her pregnant daughter to HAmerica. Now, some day, you can bet she’ll send them back to, you know, murder us all.

This is some serious stuff. Serious enough that, some day, the bullcrap may sprout legs and walk out of Texas. Just not this week.

Texas State Rep. Debbie Riddle has some shocking news for Anderson Cooper: here come the “Terror Babies!”

COOPER: Representative Riddle, you told my producer that pregnant women are coming here as tourists, having babies, and then going back home — quote — “with the nefarious purpose of turning them into little terrorists, who will then come back to the U.S. and do us harm.” You said it’s part of an organized terrorist element and could cost us lives. Where did you hear that?

RIDDLE: Uh, that is information that is coming to my office from former FBI officials.

WOAH — she’s got Gohmert beat. Her office has talked to several FBI guys.

COOPER: But you have no actual evidence?

RIDDLE: Other than that coming from former FBI folks.

COOPER: Can you tell us who these former FBI folks are, and what evidence they have or what evidence they’ve shown you?

RIDDLE: At this point, uh, I’m not going to reveal that.

Come on, Anderson. Do you expect her to tell you she howls at the moon?

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Astute Bloggers’ analysis of Gaza: their women are fat-asses and men are disgusting

SOMEONE SHOULD TAKE A LONG LOOK AT FOREIGNERS’ CLAIMS OF BLOCKADE PRIVATION BY THE ISRAELIS!! THEY”RE ALL FULL OF SHIT!! I TOLD YOU SO!!

The ASTUTE BLOGGERS Scoop Everybody Again! That’s all they ever do, btw. Palestinian fat-asses refuse to accept the Israeli siege of Gaza as an AESTHETIC BONANZA. WHY do they DESPISE SEXY? THE FAT-ASSES CONTINUE TO RESIST!! OUR WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN THAT!!


ARE GAZANS OR SO CALLED “PALESTINIAN” WEST-BANKERS STARVING? NOPE:

When the clowns sing about the starving Palestinians. They may be unaware of this:

obesity chart

GAZAN AND WEST BANK WOMEN WEIGH IN AT NUMERO 3 FAT-ASSES!

OVER ALL, MUSLIM WOMEN ARE VERY FAT.

I HAVE A THEORY AS TO WHY:

IT’S SELF-DEFENSE: THEY DON’T WANNA APPEAR ATTRACTIVE TO MUSLIM MEN.

CAN YOU BLAME THEM!!?!?

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I feel so bad for Israel and the commandos who killed all those people

Poor, poor Israel:

Nice Guys Finish Last
Noah Pollak – 05.31.2010 – 12:52 PM

To my mind, the most astonishing thing about the flotilla disaster is that the IDF sent its elite naval commandos into a highly charged potential combat situation that was being closely scrutinized by the world media — armed with paintball guns.

In addition to their lead-ball guns. Wooh, crazy.

The intent, of course, was to show that Israel wished to avert escalating the confrontation . .

. . by boarding the ship in international waters with their elite commandos. There are other ways to avoid confrontation.

. . and merely sought to bring the ships to port, transfer their cargo to Gaza, send the “peace activists” home, and bring this mini-drama to a close. But the results were catastrophic.

And why does Israel think it can dictate how people, Turks, mostly, live their lives? International waters. They ended up dictating their deaths. Israel does not retain the right to kill everybody that hates it. Israel does not retain the right to dictate how dramas in international waters unfold.

Instead of proving Israel’s good intentions, the commandos found themselves unable to take control of the terrorist blockade runners, who knew, of course, that any bloodshed and violence that followed the Israeli boarding party would be laid at the feet of the Israelis.

israeli flotilla tragedyEspecially since it was the Israelis that killed everybody. Makes you wonder if the “terrorist blockade runners” were psychic. Sure, the psychics knew it could be a p.r. disaster — so what? When you’ve got some pro-Gaza people on a boat, even armed with clubs and slingshots, they’re not ambushing anybody. When armed Israeli commandos forcibly and illegally overtake and kill these people, it’s clear where the responsibility lies. Israel has no right to kill people that could embarrass it.

Armed with the proper equipment, the naval commandos could have done precisely what they are trained to do — take command of a ship decisively and with great speed. This can only be done when the men boarding the ship are able to immediately neutralize their opponents and establish complete control.

NA-ISRAELThey didn’t use enough force. How’s that for “Israel, right or wrong” politics? Never mind that they broke the law by even attempting the moronic exercise– they should have been even tougher on the activists. They should’ve boarded the ship with 10 times the commandos and immediately tied everybody up. And then they could’ve quickly found that the ship flotilla wasn’t a gun-running operation and apologized to the international community without killing anybody. Yay!

But the Israeli commandos obviously could not establish complete control. They fast-roped into an ambush and were beaten and stabbed. Would this have happened if they had real guns in their hands? Probably not.

Would there have been a massacre with not-real guns? Probably not.

Those who sent an elite unit into a hostile confrontation armed with toy weapons made an incredibly stupid decision. And a uniquely Israeli one. In recent memory, Israeli military action has been violent but not decisive, bloody enough to provoke the outrage and condemnation of the world (at this point, a stubbed toe will do), but not enough to actually change facts on the ground (the Hamas and Hezbollah wars being prime examples).

So Israel needs to steel itself as both violent and decisive. Unlike today, where they deferred the violence for a few minutes.

These halfhearted wars and battles have earned Israel demerits in world opinion without enough to show in improved strategic position. Exit question: How many new flotillas to Gaza are being planned right now in Europe, Turkey, and the Middle East?

The terrorism escalates. I fear for the nice guys.

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It ends badly for Mavi Marmara activists carrying slingshots in international waters

Gaza flotilla participants created war atmosphere before confronting Israel
Participants chanted Islamic battle cry invoking killing of Jews and called for Martyrdom
by Itamar Marcus and Nan Jacques Zilberdik

On the day before the Gaza flotilla confronted the Israeli navy, Al-Jazeera TV documented the pre-battle atmosphere created by men on board the flotilla, who chanted a well-known Islamic battle cry invoking the killing and defeat of Jews in battle:

“[Remember] Khaibar, Khaibar, oh Jews! The army of Muhammad will return!”

mavi marmara

Khaibar is the name of the last Jewish village defeated by Muhammad’s army in 628. Many Jews were killed in that battle, which marked the end of Jewish presence in Arabia. There are Muslims who see that as a precursor to future wars against Jews. At gatherings and rallies of extremists, this chant is often heard as a threat to Jews to expect to be defeated and killed again by Muslims.

Al-Jazeera also interviewed a woman who said that the flotilla participants’ goal was “one of two happy endings: either Martyrdom or reaching Gaza.”

Well, if it was a “war-like atmosphere” the day before, go ahead and kill them. Sporting that sort of attitude on a boat at sea, they get what they deserve. Especially when they’re arrogant enough to “confront . . the Israeli navy” by being overtaken and boarded.

Navy commandoes slid down to the vessel one by one, yet then the unexpected occurred: The passengers that awaited them on the deck pulled out bats, clubs, and slingshots with glass marbles, assaulting each soldier as he disembarked. The fighters were nabbed one by one and were beaten up badly, yet they attempted to fight back.

Can’t take a righteous beating, huh?

During the commotion, another commando was stabbed with a knife. In a later search aboard the Marmara, soldiers found caches of bats, clubs, knives, and slingshots used by the rioters ahead of the IDF takeover. It appeared the activists were well prepared for a fight.

Because anyone begging for an all-out clash with the Israeli Defense Forces brings “bats, clubs, knives, and slingshots.” So the IDF routed a flotilla of activist Boy Scouts, bravo. They sure as hell weren’t terrorists, those guys carry guns and bombs.

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Christian minister Mike Huckabee tours Israel: "…Evangelicals are so much more supportive of Israel than the American Jewish community."

Who needs to own something, or be a member of something, or know anything about something in order to render a really good opinion on it? Say, what’s up with women and their crazy hairdos?

Huckabee: Evangelicals more supportive of Israel than Jews?

Mike Huckabee, a longtime Christian Zionist wrapping up a trip to Israel, tells CBN that he was struck by firmer support for Israel — as he sees it — from American Christians than from American Jews.

“One of the things I find most interesting is that generally Evangelicals are so much more supportive of Israel than the American Jewish community,” Huckabee, an ordained Baptist minister, said.

Supportive of Israel, even if they don’t ever play a role in The Rapture? I wonder.

“…There’s great division within the American Jewish Community about the level of support for Israel,” he went on.

No, there isn’t in the least. If Israel were seriously attacked, as if its existence were seriously threatened, Jews by the tens of thousands would stream out of America to take up arms and fight. Mike Huckabee sure as hell wouldn’t. The odds of any of Mike’s passionate Evangelicals doing the same would be slightly above zero (because of the rabid, incorrigible whackos that certainly would).

“I think they all support Israel, want to see it succeed. But you’ll find people all over the board about whether they think ii ought to have … absolute control over its border and whether they should give up land for peace and just how many countries can oversee Jerusalem at one time.”

First, Israel’s already succeeded, it’s not going anywhere, so enough of the apocalyptic rhetoric. Second, this is the nature of fully vested reality, or ‘ownership’.

Your son comes home and complains about a group of bullies who have been beating him up at school. Drunken Uncle Mike, of course, comes in and tells the boy to go back tomorrow and beat everyone of them up, no surrender. “I just love the boy so much, my level of support for him is absolutely through the roof. He oughta beat ‘em all senseless–good for him!”

“I don’t find that kind of dichotomy generally within the Evangelical community,” Huckabee said. “It’s pretty adamant: There ought to be one city. It ought to be a Jewish state. And it ought to be secure. So maybe one of the hard things is to convince some of our Jewish friends that Evangelicals are the best friends they’ve got — because I think generally, that’s the case.”

Toma and sons, the 100 year-old family business, is struggling. We could partner with a larger company to survive, but then the business name will change, and control will be given up. Drunken Uncle Mike comes in: “FUCK ‘EM. Who do they think they are, telling you how to run your company? You don’t need anybody in the world, your company is the BEST. You’re the best. That’s just the way I feel. Incidentally nobody supports you the way I do…”


‘Speaking to a small group of foreign reporters in Jerusalem, Huckabee said the international community should consider establishing a Palestinian state some place else.

“The question is should the Palestinians have a place to call their own? Yes, I have no problem with that. Should it be in the middle of the Jewish homeland? That’s what I think has to be honestly assessed as virtually unrealistic.”‘

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That Freeper thread where they called Malia Obama "a typical street whore" and "ghetto street trash"?

The fearful and courageous hate continues.


Freepers refuse to apologize for calling Malia Obama ‘a typical street whore’

The popular conservative blog Free Republic is facing intensified scrutiny over its reader comments policy — and its role in the American political debate — after the blog’s moderators allowed vicious attacks on the Obamas’ 11-year-old daughter to remain on the site for more than a day…

An article that appeared in the Vancouver Sun on Sunday described a thread entitled “To entertain her daughter, Michelle Obama loves to make monkey sounds,” in which a discussion arose surrounding a photo of 11-year-old Malia Obama wearing a t-shirt featuring the peace sign.

Among the comments on that thread, according to the Sun, were: “A typical street whore.” “A bunch of ghetto thugs.” “Ghetto street trash.” “Wonder when she will get her first abortion.”

The Sun reports:

Moderators of the blog left the comments – and commenters – in place until a complaint was lodged by a writer doing research on the conservative movement, almost a full day later.

Such was the onslaught of derision on the site that the person who originally complained about the slurs, a Kristin N., claims only one comment in the first hundred posted actually criticized the remarks as inappropriate.

After attention from other blogs, the thread was suppressed and placed under review, but before long it was returned to the site intact, and attracted a new series of racial slurs when the original complaint email was posted publicly to the site, with the sender’s email address intact.

Free Republic may have decided again to remove the thread in question altogether, as a search of the blog performed Sunday failed to find it.



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Hamas: Israel Dispensing Gum that Arouses Sex Appetite
Israel National News ^ | 7/13/09 |

Posted on Monday, July 13, 2009 7:24:29 PM by Nachum

(Excerpt) Spokesman Aslam Shahuan of the Hamas police force in Gaza alleged on Monday that Israeli intelligence sources were trying to corrupt the young generation by distributing chewing gum that arouses one’s sexual appetite. The case started when a Gaza resident’s daughter felt side effects from the gum.

Read more at israelnationalnews.com …
TOPICS: Government; Israel; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: dispensing; gum; hamas; israel


To: Nachum

I thought Meir Kahane said the Palestinians were breeding faster than the Hebraic Israelis….”They Must Go.”

4 posted on Monday, July 13, 2009 7:28:09 PM by scrabblehack


To: Nachum

Yeah, just what Israel wants and needs …. more mentally unstable, uneducated and unskilled Palestinians.

6 posted on Monday, July 13, 2009 7:28:35 PM by Hodar (Who needs laws …. when this “feels” so right?)


To: C210N

Palestinians and Muslims have only been able to come up with one solution for this chewing gum problem.

Rocket Attacks.

I also don’t know what Palestinians are so worried about though. They only reproduce through rape.

12 posted on Monday, July 13, 2009 7:39:07 PM by Celerity


To: Nachum

Yes. And cell phones can carry voodoo that causes your penis to shrink. This is a 7th century culture with 21st century weapons.

13 posted on Monday, July 13, 2009 7:39:10 PM by ModelBreaker


To: C210N

If the Israelis were going to try to drug these folks, they’d be giving them THC gum just to just mellow them out.

Can you imagine the leaders of Hamas all going into a Cheech and Chong routine. Now that would be awesome!

“dude…wow man…where’d ya get that cool turbine…

whoa man, check out the babe in the burka…dang, man, she’s got some moves,

man…where can we get some more of this awesome gum, man?…is this wrigleys, man????

17 posted on Monday, July 13, 2009 7:51:53 PM by downtownconservative (As Obama lies, liberty dies!)


To: Nachum

These people have the mentality of 8 year old children. Are we supposed to take them seriously?

20 posted on Monday, July 13, 2009 8:05:55 PM by PGR88


To: RichInOC

PETA will have to be called in! Many goats and camels are at risk!

21 posted on Monday, July 13, 2009 8:15:47 PM by sheik yerbouty ( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)


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