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What should the government do? Folks build entire philosophies to answer the question. Notions abound. You ask this of the Arizona Tea Party, they’ll tell you it’s the government’s job to fuck off.

Two state representatives have proposed bills requiring Arizona students to show more respect for their country in a move that is stirring constitutional arguments and a threat of lawsuits.

All public high-school seniors would have to recite an oath supporting the U.S. Constitution to be able to graduate, under a proposal in House Bill 2467 sponsored by Rep. Bob Thorpe, R-Flagstaff.

And all students in first through 12th grades would have to say the pledge of allegiance each day if House Bill 2284, sponsored by Rep. Steve Smith, R-Maricopa, passes.

. . until they realize they can turn your daughter into a good little stormtrooper. Then the government is pretty cool.

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Lloyd Marcus. Not a homosexual.

I'm not gay

The man who wrote the Tea Party Anthem is not a pansy American.



Unfortunate White Way weeping at 2:40. Why do closetcase homosexuals feel so comfortable preening around the manly right-wing? Senator Lindsay? It’s creepy.

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Never! I’ll never turn to the Dark Side!

nyah nyah

After being on the road for months, Tea Party jackalope and serenader of crackers Lloyd Marcus has finally made it back. His “Rebuild America Defeat Obama” tour did great work, traveling across the country and reaffirming fundamental Midwestern values, victimization and xenophobia. But after attending to the Okies’ needs, what has he gotten in return? One wonders.

Lloyd is home, but he is tired. He is spent. He is depressed. And after everything he’s done, is anyone thinking about him? Whose turn is it to attend to his needs? Because Lloyd is not what he used to be. Do you remember him back in the day? This was last April, 2012. Title: “Democrats Responsible for Black Culture of Anger.” Flash…

…Blacks are seven times more likely than people of other races to commit murder, and eight times more likely to commit robbery. Blacks are three times more likely to use a handgun and twice as likely to use a knife. Forty-five percent of black crime is against whites, 43 percent against other blacks, and 10 percent against Hispanics. Who can deny that black criminals are angry at whites and fellow blacks? Blacks are seven times more likely to end up in prison.

Black people are assholes.

Folks, I am not one for frivolous lawsuits. Still, I cannot help contemplating a lawsuit all the same: We the People vs. the Democratic Party for severe damages resulting from them creating and fueling for years a culture of anger in black America.

Democrats know damn well what Negroes are like. But do they criticize them? Do they arrest them? Do they punish them? No. They give them food stamps. And that’s how they buy Thunderbird and switchblades on a Friday night. There oughta be a law.

But now. Lloyd Marcus, only two days ago. Title: “An Angry Black Man.” Oh dear:

Shopping for salad stuff in Walmart, I focused on a sign “Gold Bell Peppers $1.68 each.” To my surprise, I became extremely angry. As absurd as it sounds, $1.68 for one bell pepper was the straw that broke the camel’s back. It epitomized my frustration and anger over the idiocy of Obama voters. Why in the world would they allow Obama to continue destroying our country?

Going off at the Walmart? Your Uncle Tom is no match for the power of the Dark Side.

I need time for God to give me the grace to forgive my black family. I am furious and extremely disappointed in them for voting skin-color over Christian principles…

I will not apologize for my anger … mine is a righteous anger. Evil appearing to triumph should make one angry…

I am angry over the willful ignorance and racism of black America…

I am outraged regarding the blatant voter fraud in states where a photo ID was not required to vote…

Lloyd, the Force runs strong in your family. Take the government cheese…

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Tea Party right-to-lifer Dr. Desjarlais: Please abort my child, let’s have sex, abort this one too, let’s have sex, also oops that one, let’s have sex…

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Too late, libtards. Tea Party favorite and Representative of Tennesee’s 4th District, Dr. Scott Desjarlais, is some kind of Herculean liar. The conveniently-delayed transcript of his divorce proceedings just got released, and what a bonanza. The “consistent supporter of pro-life values” and his first wife aborted two pregnancies, one because they were fighting. And:

. . the couple’s 2001 trial transcript also confirms DesJarlais had sexual relationships with at least two patients, three coworkers and a drug representative while he was chief of staff at Grandview Medical Center in Jasper, Tenn. During one affair with a female patient, DesJarlais prescribed her drugs, gave her an $875 watch and bought her a plane ticket to Las Vegas, records show.

Here’s how he dealt with another patient conquest of his:

DesJarlais, who is now 48 years old, admitted in court to pressuring the woman over the phone to get an abortion, but said the whole conversation was a scheme orchestrated by him and his wife — with whom he had reconciled — to get the 24-year-old to admit she was not really pregnant . .

Under oath, DesJarlais said he and his wife recorded his phone conversation with the woman “to find out whether the girl was telling the truth or not.”

The recorded call was leaked during the campaign.

That directly contradicts the congressman’s campaign Facebook page, where he told supporters the phone conversation “was recorded without my knowledge.”

“ … [The] media wrongly reported that I recorded the conversation myself,” DesJarlais wrote in the Oct. 12 note that was “liked” by 521 people. “I was recorded unknowingly and without my consent.”

That whopper he told back in October.

. . he carried on a four-month sexual affair with another patient, a woman he prescribed pills for during their relationship. He stressed that there was “nothing wrong” with the prescriptions he wrote, which included the painkiller Darvocet, and was indignant when asked about claims he had handled medication improperly . .

According to the American Medical Association, “Sexual contact that occurs concurrent with the patient-physician relationship constitutes sexual misconduct.”

And he’s professionally unethical. He’s your all-around values American.

During a messy break-up with his ex-wife, DesJarlais allegedly held a gun in his mouth for three hours, “dry fired” a gun outside his wife’s locked bedroom door, and was accused of other forms of spousal abuse.

Scott won re-election, of course, because it’s Tennessee.

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White men cannot fail, they can only be disappointed

fancy thinkin', teabaggers

After any stinging Republican loss, conservatives always — always – respond to the defeat by saying the same old thing. The candidate wasn’t conservative enough. In 2012, Depression-era pundit Richard Viguerie got there first:

“The battle to take over the Republican Party begins today and the failed Republican leadership should resign,” said Richard Viguerie, a top activist and chairman of ConservativeHQ.com.

He said the lesson on Romney’s loss to President Obama on Tuesday is that the GOP must “never again” nominate a “a big government established conservative for president.”

This year, the hoary old chestnut is funnier than ever.

“Tea Partiers will take over the Republican party in the next four years,” Viguerie said.

In the meantime, conservatives will work to ensure that congressional Republicans do not compromise their principles in fiscal talks with Obama, he said.

The Tea Party just got eviscerated. Front-men Allen West, Todd Akin, Richard Mourdock and Joe Walsh got defenestrated from the government. The most famous teabagger perhaps in the country, Michele Bachmann, had to spend something like $20 million for the thousand votes that kept her seat. It was likely the most expensive congressional campaign in history. How’s that for grassroots? What’s up with populist appeal? Snake venom should be so well-loved.

Sometimes conventional wisdom happens to be wise. White men no longer can cast enough votes. Women went for Obama by at least 10 points. Hispanics are the fastest growing population in America, and they broke something like +44(!) for the incumbent. If the wingnuts still want to ignore ‘demographics,’ that’s fine. Let them declare again that conservative philosophy alone is sufficiently magic to win elections for centuries to come. Let Edmund Burke re-visit the Earth and shatter the dreams of Democrats for as long as he likes. Until then, I’m happy to see this:

. . any “conservative” pundit or website that is talking about the need to appeal to Latinos (or any other ethnic or identity group) in a way that effectively surrenders first principles for a chance at taking power — deeming this move “realistic” or pragmatic, while sneering at the “purists” who simply Don’t Know How Things In DC Work — is not, in fact, conservative; is not, in fact, a constitutionalist; and is not, in fact, part of your “team.”

. . they can keep their damned brand. Because as I noted yesterday, their brand couldn’t turn out enough voters to defeat a disastrous President running on myths and lies. So what good is it?

Jeff’s point: The Romneyites did very badly with Latinos and then lost so what good are Latinos? Makes plenty sense. Comments, anyone?

sdferr says November 8, 2012 at 10:03 am

“We need to pander to Hispanics. Why?”

Ah, but not “Why?” — rather, How? To which end I jest.

Teach the Spics to read Attic Greek and Latin, as well as English, German, French and . . . . . . . . . presto-change-o: Classical Liberals!

I look forward to the next four years.

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August Man For Romney pt. IV

we should listen to these people

71 year-old toupée model, Chuck Woolery:


Because he’s black. I get it.

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Joe Walsh the latest greatest expert on ladyparts

derpes is not an STD, teabaggers

Deadbeat Tea Party daddy Rep. Joe Walsh is losing his re-election bid to Tammy Duckworth. The looming defeat may be making Joe a little extra-whacky as he dropped a doozy in his debate last night. See it below. But I ask you: How is that angry men know more about female reproductive biology than scientists? More than gynecologists? More than . . women?

Walsh went on to assert that women whose health would be jeopardized if they carry their fetus to term are simply using the exception as a “tool” to get an abortion for “any reason.”

“With modern technology and science, you can’t find one instance… There’s no such exception as life of the mother. And as far as health of the mother, same thing, with advances in science and technology, health of the mother has become a tool for abortions anytime under any reason.”


Last year, Rep. Jackie Speier took to the House floor to defend Planned Parenthood in the midst of an effort to de-fund it. She spoke of having to undergo an abortion that sacrificed her future child. The procedure had to be done in order to save Jackie’s life.

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The Brotha who couldn’t stand Brotha Man

profiles in courage, teabaggers

Lloyd Marcus, the Tea Party’s Sammy Davis Jr. minus the brains, charm, talent, trailblazing, guts and self-esteem, is still sniping at our president. This time, Obama told black folks to be angry at Lloyd. Just for giving racists piggy back rides right into their neighborhoods.

A young black man called our team, Romney and Ryan “M-F-ers” before walking away. I went to find a restroom and passed a group of young blacks on a street corner murmuring about our tour buses. A young black staffer on our team said he thought he was going to have to break out his Chuck Norris skills.

Clearly, our team was at risk. I am grateful to report that the Lord had our backs and nothing serious happened. However, I could not help thinking, “This extreme racial tension and polarization is the fault of the irresponsible Chicago thug in the White House.”

Emphasis bitch. This is Lloyd’s schtick. He is forever engaged in sneering at his enemies — the Negroes who won’t give hand jobs to their former slave masters. That’s tragically little appreciation lent to the people who allowed them to be American after a couple centuries of niggling whipping, lynching and murder for fun and profit. They’re in no mood to join Lloyd singing lullabies at their Wonder Bread rallies. As mystery crimes go, it’s a doozy. He blames the Bigot-in-Chief.

We are all familiar with the numerous occasions in which our president has despicably used race . . Before knowing the facts, Obama said cops do profile blacks and Hispanics and that they acted stupidly in the Gates case. He said small town Americans cling to religion and guns and do not like those who do not look like them . .

In response to the Trayvon Martin shooting, Obama said if he had a son, he would look like Trayvon. Why is that relevant other than to interject race?

Ever heard the term ‘I can relate?’ A black Tea Partier, I’m betting ‘no.’ Trayvon was a teen, and Barack is a president. But you simply must poke your pumpkin head in our business to lecture us how black they both are. That’s how a personal remark at a press conference becomes a race president bludgeoning an unarmed brother with racism. I weep for your sensitive soul, I do.

This was good of you:

Obama launched a campaign ad titled, African-Americans for Obama. When is the Caucasian-Americans for Romney ad coming? The mainstream media would have a cow.

Here was my first Google:



Check out that banner, friends. It’s apparently the lone photograph they could find with an Hispanic in it. An Only. A ONE. Brown Person. Not so much as a muchacho in it. I’m not seeing anybody from Lloyd’s family either, surprise. The pariah lady, hooray!

Guffaw. ¿Y tú, por qué te ríes?


ADD: Yesterday one of Lloyd’s pals (who are an un-despicable and un-mindful-of-race-what-race? bunch) graced a Romney rally just so:

His point being the President started it.

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Joe Walsh attacks Sandra Fluke

how lovely, teabaggers

Kingly Joe Walsh holds court at the local diner. He is one furious tea bag. Sandra Fluke came on the television the other day. And she “confronted” him. How dare you, slut.

“Think about this, a 31-32 year old law student who has been a student for life, who gets up there in front of a national audience and tells the American people [*clap clap clap*] ‘I want America to pay for my contraceptives.’ You’re kidding me. Go get a JOB. Go get a job Sandra Fluke.”

Sandra never asked America to do that but it doesn’t matter. It doesn’t matter because Joe is a low-life who’s about to lose his job.

“We’ve got parents in this country who are struggling to buy sneakers that their kids can wear to school that just started.”

Now Joe cares. This is what unproductive low-lifes do when they’re about to lose their angry asshole paychecks. They suddenly worry about the poor tired worker people. Damn it! Why doesn’t Sandra care about you? The way I do? Get off their backs whore!

“We’ve got parents up and down my district who are barely keeping their house. And, and, and, and, and we have to be confronted by a woman, the Democratic Party, this is what they stand for. Their going to put a woman in front of us who is complaining that the country — you, me and you — won’t pay the 9 dollars per month to pay for her contraceptives.”

You too Democrats! Stop attacking these good people! Trollop tramps.

“We are raising these Sandra Flukes of the world. We’re raising Americans who don’t know how to take care of themselves, who feel entitled. This is a woman who feels entitled that we all should pay for her contraceptives. This is what we’re teaching Americans? That was embarrassing. That was embarrassing.”

Sandra never asked America for anything. But it doesn’t matter.

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Starving the government (and the poor), in a dry Iowa nutshell

2012 campaign, teabaggers

Obama on the campaign trail in Iowa. After Speaker John Boehner released his bleating do-nothings to go home for an August nap, the President hit back at the Republicans for failing to pass the farm bill.

The US this year experienced its hottest ever July on record, a month that coincided with gridlock in Congress over the farm bill, legislation traditionally passed every five years that sets subsidies and a safety net for producers. . .

Mr Ryan is “one of those leaders of Congress standing in the way”, Mr Obama said. “So if you happen to see Congressman Ryan, tell him how important this farm bill is to Iowa and our rural communities.”

Why is Paul Ryan killing the farm bill? Because it funds food stamps. He hates food stamps. His Serious Budget targets them.

Legislators routinely put the stamps in the big farm bill because it’s a political win/win: rural politicians get farm money, city politicians get food for the struggling. Poor people get groceries, farmers get profits. It’s a tidy compromise. Good politics. Not any more.

Although the House agriculture committee agreed on a bill with a clear bipartisan majority of 35-11 on July 12, Mr Boehner took the unusual step of declining to bring the legislation to a full vote before Congress broke for its summer recess.

Some conservative Republican congressmen with links to the Tea Party movement oppose the bill and want deeper cuts to food stamp payments.

Hello, Serious Paul Ryan. Hello, partisan jagoffs:



You’re walking the razor edge of insanity when you’re to the right of Steve King. This is your current Republican nuthouse. See if you can follow the logic: Teabaggers and VP candidates have to separate the poor from government support. This must be done because, in some important place parallel to hell, this is wise. So the unfortunate can now no longer get all the food they want. But the American poor are of substantial size and hunger in this country. So the suppliers, the farmers, end up taking the hit.

What happens? Farmers would become even more dependent upon direct payments from the government to survive. Here comes one example: “Mr Obama announced a largely symbolic $170m purchase of pork, chicken, lamb and catfish ‘to help relieve pressure on American livestock producers during the drought’.” They need to sell their stocks now, before their meager feed reserves disappear — so it’s the government to the rescue. This, too, is wise. Because it’s wise to aid the farmer and foolish to save the poor.

Put it together, and Ryan and his pals would rather the government pay the extra money to buy the farmers’ food and stick it in some Spielbergian warehouse rather than see it eaten by the hungry. Or alternatively: We’ll pay more for farmers to grow nothing lest it screw up the high holy free market. Get it? It all makes good sense. This is why a farm bill full of nanny state grocery coupons is a partisan insanity that needs to be stopped as soon as possible. It’s Obama’s fault.

“Instead the president continues to blame anyone and everyone for the drought but himself,” [Boehner] said.

That’s his fault too. These people.

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Joe Walsh: My legless opponent is a drama queen

2012 campaign, see you so long fare thee well, teabaggers

Representative Joe Walsh of Illinois is taking some heat today. It couldn’t happen to a nicer asswipe. Joe is locked in a tight race with Democratic candidate Tammy Duckworth. And man, is he piss-in-your-Tea-Party-Fruit-of-the-Looms terrified of her. Why?

Because Duckworth is a solid candidate and an intelligent woman. She’s also appealing to the eye. Better than that: she’s like visual catnip to the wingnut Republicans who would support Walsh. As they love the mere appearance of things, they can’t resist this:

A double amputee veteran. This makes Joe furious. This makes Joe lose his mind.

“What else has she done? Female, wounded veteran … ehhh,” he continued. “She is nothing more than a handpicked Washington bureaucrat.”

There she rolls, the typical legless bureaucrat. Well done, Joe. Over the weekend, he really unloaded on this Duckworth person. This military jerk. This self-serving ass:

“Understand something about John McCain. His political advisers, day after day, had to take him and almost throw him against a wall and hit him against the head and say, “Senator, you have to let people know you served! You have to talk about what you did!” He didn’t want to do it, wouldn’t do it. Day after day they had to convince him. Finally, he talked a little bit about it, but it was very uncomfortable for him. That’s what’s so noble about our heroes. Now I’m running against a woman who, my God, that’s all she talks about. Our true heroes, it’s the last thing in the world they talk about.”

Fake hero. Two-armed drama queen. Surgery suite starlet. How many times have you been to rehab there, Britney? Once for a looong time. Yeah, okay. Fuck these Hollywood types, I am sick of them.

First, he falsely and maliciously claims that Tammy Duckworth, a veteran who lost her legs in Iraq didn’t have much of a record of service. Now, he denigrates that same American hero for talking about how her experience shaped her worldview and strengthened her resolve to serve even more – a conversation that isn’t just legitimate to have, but crucial as America charts its course domestically and internationally. This is a new low for this deadbeat dad.

OH Christ almighty, it’s Votevets.org. You wanna piece of Joe, huh? Well, somebody had to do something about all the spending, okay? Joe was willing to sacrifice his children for his politics. Also for a nicer car, with some sweet power windows and keyless remote. And that’s why he’s the real deal, khaki losers.

We are past the point of calling on Joe Walsh to apologize. He should step aside and stop embarrassing his district and America.

Blah blah Army divas. But to Joe’s point: You never see John McCain campaigning on his military service. Or on his sacrifice. Huh? Well?

“. . listen, pal, I spent 22 years in the Navy. My father was in the Navy. My grandfather was in the Navy. We in the military service tend to move a lot. We have to live in all parts of the country, all parts of the world. I wish I could have had the luxury, like you, of growing up and living and spending my entire life in a nice place like the First District of Arizona, but I was doing other things. As a matter of fact, when I think about it now, the place I lived longest in my life was Hanoi.”

See?

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J.T. Ready, liberal activist, meet Jim Hoft, gentleman Rhodes Scholar

fancy thinkin', killers, teabaggers

I love this game. Violent neo-Nazi gun-nut who hates everyone kills four, commits suicide. Who do you think he was really? Gosh, who can tell?

“The truth is that negroids screw monkeys and rape babies in afreaka. Then stupid white man who licks kosher jew rear lets negroids in. … Stop Negroid immigration and integration now!!! Nature will take care of the rest.”

It’s the forward to “It Takes a Village.” I have a theory, myself. I’d say Ready wasn’t a peacenik. He wasn’t a multi-culturalist. He wasn’t preaching togetherness and understanding. He was a raging neanderthal, or “Republican.” J.T. was your “white folks made this country great so I prowl the border with my semi-automatic looking for Mexicans” type. Know any liberals like that?

He was your values voter turned up to 11. Among the border vigilantes in the world, like the Minutemen, the defenders of white people in the world, like Pat Buchanan, the Negroid haters in the world, like John Derbyshire, and the anti-Semites in the world, like David Duke, Ready was simply more well-rounded and passionate than his brethren.

Not that he didn’t impress plenty of them. They loved the guy when he was running for Mesa City Council in 2006:

His anti-property-tax campaign platform and failure to fizzle out as the reports of his past surfaced has his opponents on guard and girding for a possible runoff election in May. . .

After a late start, he began picking up endorsements from several notable East Valley Republicans, such as state Rep. Russell Pearce and state Sen. Karen Johnson, among others.

His racism was fine by Mesa. It was after they learned he’d been kicked out of the Marines that they abandoned him. That’d be fine by us, the moonbats, except that he’s absolutely satanic. He continued to roll with his right-wing pals [courtesy the SPLC, Spring 2008]:

The past president of the Mesa Community College Republican Club and current Maricopa County Republican precinct committeeman, Ready is deeply involved in mainstream conservative politics. He’s also an outright neo-Nazi. Ready spoke at a rally put on by the neo-Nazi National Socialist Movement in Omaha, Neb., last September (where he was billed as an “Arizona Republican activist”)…

You figure that’s a Republican with a future. Except he became too notorious for Arizona politics. He was a black eye for the rabid white people. The name of the game there is keeping your public racism on low-boil, so they abandoned him. Still he continued: forming a border militia group. Sending out his neo-Nazi gang to patrol “Occupy Phoenix”:

“Sporting assault rifles, they posed flanked by dozens of cops. Recognizing key NSM [National Socialist Movement] organizers in their midst, several people confronted them and set about informing the generally ignorant crowd that before them stood actual fascists, armed to the teeth.”

Several of the heavily-armed “Border Guards,” were at the camp late Saturday night at Hance Park, and were no comfort to Native Americans and others in the movement.

The online Downtown Devil reported at 10 pm, “At least three members of the Arizona Border Guard are still present with sidearms and one has donned a gas mask and a ballistic helmet.”

Even running for Pinal County Sheriff as a Democrat:

Neo-Nazi J.T. Ready Runs for Pinal County Sheriff as a Democrat
Phoenix New Times

. . “As part of our exploratory committee for Sheriff of Pinal County, Arizona- the Chairman and I visit a Black neighborhood to better understand the concerns of the people and how to utilize their help in combating Mexican drug cartels. Seems how we have an official Malcolm X street sign, one of my priorities will be to add a George Lincoln Rockwell sign as well.”

Rockwell, in case you don’t know, was the infamous fuhrer of the American Nazi Party, assassinated in 1967 by a disgruntled stormtrooper.

You can see what J.T. was up to. He’d gone so far around the bend, his act was beginning to poke out the other side. Look at the political rebel appropriating Black Power symbology to further an anti-n*gger agenda. In a peyote sort of way, it makes sense. More to some than others:

Horror!… Neo-Nazi #Occupy Phoenix Protester Goes On Shooting Rampage – 5 Dead
Posted by Jim Hoft on Thursday, May 3, 2012, 11:38 AM

Back in October we reported that Neo-Nazi Jason Todd Ready was patrolling the #Occupy Phoenix camp with AR-15′s. . .

Of course, since this was not a Tea Party rally the story was never picked up by the liberal media.

Someone should have reported white supremacists crapping on Occupy Phoenix, absolutely. Yes? No, Hoft claims that Ready was, in fact, a movement leader. Which is so far past hot damn it requires a word for planetary-core temperature stupid. “Magma chamber derp,” or “Hoftian,” perhaps.

As Jim Treacher says, “The Occupy Camp is a great incubator for domestic terrorism.” That’s an understatement! . .

It looks like poor unhinged Charles Johnson jumped the gun on this one. JT wasn’t a rightwinger after all, huh Chuck? Hopefully Mr. Johnson will be honest enough to post an update with corrections.

Contrast reality this way, and you’re the J.T. of blogging.

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