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Christian cannibals

Big giant Christian blogsite Renew America. Obama is Kenyan, abortion destroys the nation, Founding Fathers do weep over their Bibles. It’s a fairly dramatic place, blog-wise. Lots of giant things to read about and take away from there, dreadful things either sneaking up on the unwary Christian or wiping the United States right out.

Take Mormonism, apparently. The President of RA is a former Mormon, and his name is Stephen Stone. Stephen keeps a number of links pinned at the top of the front page for you to read about the evils of his former church. Those people are a horrible and authoritative (?) bunch, he thinks.

I was wondering if Renew America were ever going to take a formal stand on the Mitt Romney candidacy. Now they have. Stephen has recently gotten the Alan Keyes’ bat signal to waylay, in a Christian way, mind you, candidate Mormon Mitt Romney.

In view of the public record, the election features the most powerful communist in the world — Barack Hussein Obama (who, as the name betrays, also happens to be the world’s most powerful exponent of Islam), someone clearly intent on dismantling our republic from top to bottom; and the most liberal Republican nominee ever, a pragmatic lawyer and “venture capitalist” with little discernible moral core — responsible as governor of Massachusetts for introducing same-sex marriage into the United States by executive edict, for introducing socialized medicine through a state healthcare plan upon which Obama modeled his monopolistic “Obamacare”; and for perpetuating the legacy of Roe v. Wade through his policies as governor, even after claiming to be pro-life — in other words, a “conservative” imposter, Mitt Romney.

Romney isn’t officially conservative enough for Stephen, or Alan. Okay. Anything else?

We might well say that voting for evil — even if perceived as a lesser one — is what got us as a country into our current predicament, with two unrepresentative parties leading us toward the brink of destruction. We need to cast off such self-defeating behavior and resolve only to vote for that which is, of itself, meritorious, truth-based, and constitutional.

That precludes voting for either Barack Obama or Mitt Romney.

So Mitt is evil and you can’t vote for him. Thank you Renew America for stabbing the one remaining Republican candidate right in the neck. Cheers.


The 4:15 to zombie Eden

If this doesn’t tell you plenty about Republican yearnings, perhaps you’re in a state. The five senses play mischief. They’re tethered to a notoriously glitchy mainframe, what with the emotions and booze and sleeping orgasms.

But I bet you can make something out of this:

Va. GOP to require loyalty oath in presidential primary
Andrew Cain | Richmond Times-Dispatch | December 28, 2011

At the request of the Virginia Republican Party, the State Board of Elections voted 3-0 today to close the March 6 presidential primary and require a loyalty oath for participation.

Big deal, you think. They’re always making Newt or Rick or Chester sign these things. Keep reading:

That means anyone who wants to vote must sign a form at the polling place pledging to support the eventual Republican nominee for president. Anyone who refuses to sign the pledge will be barred from voting.

The citizens! The voters have to sign loyalty oaths. The brave quest for zombie politics is here. Can a party member vote while encased in a block of cement? Is it legal to etch the candidate’s name on everybody’s skulls?

Is this conservative enough for ya? Is taxidermy a touch on the frantic side? The Virgina GOP is turning its back on the party’s thought-centric and animated wings. Perhaps the electorate can be stored upside-down in meat lockers. Consider shellacking the brains of your pals after they vote as desired, then consider it done. It’d be strange for Mom to look Dad in the eye and see 'BUFFERING', but someone important would finally get some sleep.

After the candidates have signed oaths to oppose the levy, stay the matrimony, balance the budget, fight the Shariah, cap the spending, crush the socialism, chuck the bukkake, reverse the enemy, fly the flag, sail the ship, chop the tree, skip the rope (look at me), nothing is safe. Consequently, voters can forget about politics after the convention. Ssshhh, turn off the TV, toss the front page. Wouldn’t want to give the guys who live in smoke-filled backrooms the vapors while counting votes.

Listen to ’em: “No, there’s no problem with candidates, there’s a problem with voters.” But, wait — there are problems with both. That’s why everybody’s getting fitted for straitjackets. Being a Republican could do your self-esteem some good. I promise.

Viel Glück, little Hitlers. Maybe nominee Willard’s mansion is being built on the birthplace of the first soldier to fire on Wounded Knee. Maybe it implodes in a Poltergeist-ball this Halloween causing Mittens a massive stroke, and then it’ll hit you what a good idea this was.


The Morning After the Night Before

I thought I would try something completely new. Nine times out of ten, when I get the urge to blog, I am VERY, VERY ANGRY. Today though I am going to see what comes out when I am the polar opposite of angry, when I am walking on air, happier than the proverbial porcine in poo. And all because I love the smell of spilt Tea in the morning!

At the risk of sounding like Howard Dean, do you know what happened in Ohio and Mississippi and Arizona and North Carolina and Maine and, and, and, and . . . yeeaaaarrrrgggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

We’ll tell our children and grandchildren about our long national nightmare and the night that it finally began to lift, the night of Referenda on Teabaggery Across the Land!

So dance, rejoice, if you like to drink, now’s the time to have one, if a fattie is more your style, smoke ’em if you got ’em. Last night the 99% began to show the 1% and its useful idiots what’s what and what will be. Now rest up for the real fight ahead, in 2012. We’ll have some SERIOUS right wing ass kicking to do. Tonight, the only thing I wouldn’t do is get between John Boehner and a bottle.

Sad Johnny Boehner


. . unless by “liberal twaddle” you mean “my personality” . .

April 27, 2010

Obama sends in the clowns
By J. Matt Barber

jWith a potential political bloodbath looming in November, liberals are understandably desperate. They see it all slipping away and it shows. The grassroots groundswell of opposition to Obama’s neo-Marxist, secular-humanist agenda intensifies daily despite the left’s best efforts to silence dissent.

Commensurate with plummeting poll numbers and evaporating public trust, Democrats, media elites and the usual gaggle of left-wing pressure groups have ramped-up the unhinged “right-wing-extremist” twaddle to historically hysterical levels. For those who delight in watching the self-styled “progressive” movement implode, it’s priceless . .

Posted: April 26, 2010

Lambs to the slaughter, Part 1
By: Chuck Norris
© 2010

chuck alsoRight now, Washington is scheming and scamming to erode then erase the Second Amendment from our Constitution. And it will accomplish it through the signing of international treaties on gun control, bypassing the normal legislative process in Congress, tightening regulations upon firearm and ammunition manufacturers, using the antigun financing of tycoons and ultimately confiscating all firearms under the guise of terrorism patrol and enforcement. Without public debate and cloaked in secrecy, gun control will covertly come upon us like a thief in the night. One day, we will wake up to discover that the U.S. has signed a global treaty that will prohibit any transfer of firearm ownership, force reductions in the number of firearms privately owned and eventually eradicate the planet of guns for law-abiding citizens. Of course, the criminals will still illegally have their guns. And on that day, if you do not comply with that global treaty, you will be fined and face imprisonment. This is not a fictitious story or false warning. As sure as government health care has been shoved down our throats, so will the barrels of our guns. And left with little defense, we will go as lambs to the slaughter . .


Blogger Confederate Yankee begs Senator Byrd to die before final healthcare vote

Republican bloggers are so kewl:


Senator Robert Byrd (D-WV) has seen far better days, and is often little more than a warm body when he is helped into the Senate. Granted, lucidity and coherence is not a priority among Senate Democrats, but Byrd is an embarrassment even for a party that regular drafts the imaginary or dead to vote.

You’re mocking Dems for a lack of “lucidity and coherence“, and you can’t conjugate ‘to be’? “Granted, lucidity and coherence ARE not a priority priorities among Senate Democrats…” Or manage an adverb like “regularly”? Funny. Yankee are not colucent.

Robert Byrd has been around a very long time, and his many decades of service have made West Virginia a wonderful state in which to manufacture methamphetamine or frame the locals for murder.

Here Yankee inserts a Bill Sparkman link. And now you’re thinking “…wait–didn’t that happen in…”…err, yup. That was in Kentucky. In fact, here’s the first line of his highlighted post: “Kentucky State Police Lt. David Jude says…..” Beeeyootiful.

But it’s time for Senator to do the right thing, and expire.

It isn’t too much to ask for Byrd to step off for that great klavern in the sky before the Senate vote that may force this nation to accept government-rationed health care. Even a nice coma would do.

Without his frail, Gollum-like body being wheeled into the Senate’s chambers to cast the deciding vote, the Senate cannot curse our children and grandchildren with crushing debt and rationed, substandard healthcare.

Byrd should die, or millions will get healthcare.

So plenty of people read the post and said “Hey Confederate Yankee–go die yourself.”

I’ve found the enraged responses of some of my detractors (primarily in the form of emails and comments) to be mildly amusing. By saying that they wish me to die for posting my preference for Byrd’s timely demise, they’ve exposed the fact that they are entirely comfortable with calling for someone’s death over politics.

They just lack the intellectual honesty to admit it.

Unlike YOU, he has principles.