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Back in February of this year Baltimore Raven running backray rice and girlfriend Ray Rice and his girlfriend Janay Palmer were leaving an Atlantic City casino when the two got into a verbal altercation. Ray punched her in the face, knocking her unconscious. TMZ posted a video of the football star dragging Janay’s limp body from an elevator.

Yesterday the NFL and its commissioner Roger Goodell handed down Rice’s punishment for breaking the league’s conduct policy: a two-game suspension. His coach was pleased.

“It’s not a big deal; it’s just part of the process,” Coach Harbaugh said. “We’ve said from the beginning that the circumstances will determine the consequences. There are consequences when you make a mistake like that. I stand behind Ray. He’s a heck of a guy.”

His teammates were relieved.

“Ray Rice is a great guy. I’ve known him for six, seven years now. I know he knows he made a mistake and he’s going to work through it,” said Ravens defensive lineman Haloti Ngata. “All I can do is just support him and be his teammate”…

“…I know how Ray is as a person and I know how Janay is, and they’re working to improve on everything,” said wide receiver Torrey Smith. “I’ll be glad when those two games are up.”

The fans were satisfied.

“I think it was the right decision. I don’t think it was harsh,” one Ravens fan said.

“Everybody makes mistakes, and I guess he made a mistake. And I guess his testimony will be proving it to us on the field,” said another.

“He’s a good guy at heart. We’re all human,” another fan said.

“It’s his first offense. I think that, all and all, it was fitting of what he did,” another said.

But there were dissenting opinions. Mine for instance. I’ve said before that the NFL is shockingly tolerant of violence against women.

That’s not to say that they’re tolerant of all offensive behavior. Last year the Miami Dolphins suspended Richie Incognito for bullying and casual racial slurs, and that lasted for eight games. The league just suspended Cleveland Browns receiver Josh Gordon for smoking pot, and that’s a season-long ban – sixteen games. I suppose if we’re to gauge the NFL’s value system, we’re to assume that being a pothead is eight times worse than beating a woman senseless. Strange.

Unfortunately, beating women, or even killing them, is nothing new to professional football. Here’s a look at just a few of Ray Rice’s fellow ball carriers:

In 1999, Jim Brown was convicted of vandalizing his wife’s car. He also was charged with “making” terrorist threats to her, a charge later dropped.

The court gave Brown the option of doing community service and receiving counseling, rather than doing jail time. He refused, taking the six-month jail sentence, released after four months. While in jail, he went on a hunger strike for two weeks.

Rather than suffer through anger management classes, the Greatest Running Back Ever went to jail, then went on a hunger strike.

At 12:10 am on June 13, 1994, Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman were found murdered outside Brown’s Bundy Drive condo in the Brentwood area of Los Angeles. O.J. Simpson and Nicole Brown Simpson had divorced two years earlier. Evidence found and collected at the scene led police to suspect that O.J. Simpson was the murderer. Nicole had been stabbed multiple times in the head and neck with defense wounds on her hands. The wound through her neck was gaping, through which the larynx could be seen, and vertebra C3 was also incised.

The Second Greatest Running Back Ever slashed the neck of his ex-wife from ear to ear.

Lawrence Phillips may be the poster boy for anger control problems. He has been convicted several times of assaulting women. The most notable probably came into college when he broke into his ex’s dorm and then dragged her by the hair down three flights of stairs.

Philips is currently serving a 30-year sentence after he tried to run over a group of teens after they got into an argument during a pick-up football game.

One of Nebraska’s Greatest Running Backs Ever is serving 30 years in prison for a number of violent crimes. Sadly Phillips never became an NFL star, perhaps because he revealed his tendencies in college.

This was no one-time crime. For the first time, authorities had connected all the attacks and realized what they had. “Because of his history, this guy’s basically a serial rapist,” said Simpson, who noted that [Dave] Meggett’s attacks all followed a similar pattern: He targeted young, vulnerable, and compromised white women. He befriended them — or “groomed” them, in criminal justice parlance — often under a false name. Finally, he used the same hold while raping them. His pattern of this behavior was known to stretch back more than a decade, and as his life spun out of control, the behavior was escalating, with the time between assaults becoming shorter.

One of the New York Giants Greatest Running Backs – their Greatest Kick Returner Ever – raped an untold number of women. He’s also now serving 30 years.

Now how about some wide receivers? The Carolina Panthers:

Rae Carruth’s girlfriend, the woman carrying his baby, was shot four times in a drive-by shooting. She survived long enough to call 9-1-1.

She described to the dispatchers that Carruth pulled up in front of her and stopped his car so that she could not move. The assailants soon drove up next to her and shot her. Carruth received an 18-24 year sentence for his involvement in the crime.

The Seattle Seahawks:

According to witnesses at the scene and the Crown prosecutors, [Tommy] Kane had been discussing suicide before his wife arrived. While arguing about the possibility of divorce, he dragged her into the kitchen by the hair, slammed her head on the floor, punched her repeatedly in the face, and stabbed her in the throat…

Canadian Superior Court Justice Fraser Martin described Kane as “narcissistic” and “manipulative.” He also said, “By your act, Mr. Kane, four children are deprived of their mother. The circumstances of the homicide were particularly shocking.” He sentenced Kane to 18 years in prison, which Kane’s attorney told the press was “unusually harsh.”

The Miami Dolphins:

…Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson was released on bail today after allegedly head-butting his new wife during an argument over his purchase of a box of condoms.

Johnson, 34, and his wife, Evelyn Lozado, who have a reality TV show due to premiere next month, were ordered to have no contact.

The two were unpacking groceries Saturday night when Lozado found a receipt for a box of condoms in the trunk, according to the police report. They sat in the driveway in their parked Smart Car, arguing, when Johnson grabbed Lozado and headbutted her, she told Davie, Fla., police.

Here’s what Johnson did:

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Maybe if the fans could see pictures of the victims they’d begin to care. And maybe that’s the way to get the league to change, by getting the people who pay their salaries involved. Left to themselves, the NFL has never shown any interest in protecting the girlfriends and wives of their players. Yesterday was no different.


Wall Street Journal sees all Gazans as legitimate targets

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Thane Rosenbaum wrote himself a real Wall Street Journal corker the other day, but that’s not too surprising. Among the mainstream media there’s not much to offer in the manner of decent reporting or analysis when it comes to the current invasion of Gaza. There’s not much honesty to be found among Americans generally when it comes to what the Israelis choose to do – they’re our best friends, and that’s just that.

We have gotten accustomed to outlets from NPR to Fox News looking at the Palestinian/Israeli conflict from a terrorist/civilian perspective. So can you really blame the victims for wanting to fight back? For killing the bad guys at a 10/1 or 100/1 clip? Yes, of course you can. When the Israelis have all the power, money, technology and superpower support, you certainly can.

Just because someone wants to stomp on their neighbors like cockroaches – in violation of international law – doesn’t mean that they should. This is where Thane Rosenbaum and I disagree.

Let’s state the obvious: No one likes to see dead children. Well, that’s not completely true: Hamas does. They would prefer those children to be Jewish, but there is greater value to them if they are Palestinian.

Great opening. Thane’s…let’s call it aversion…to Palestinian people is quite striking. He doesn’t hate them for a paltry one or two reasons. He hates them for everything – including the way they loathe their own children. Presumably the daily images of weeping parents in Gaza come about when Israeli warplanes take out a bus terminal rather than a daycare center.

Outmatched by Israel’s military, handicapped by rocket launchers with the steady hands of Barney Fife, Hamas is playing the long game of moral revulsion.

Thane gets wound up pretty quickly. Hamas are so pathetic a bunch they can’t even launch their own modern air force or satellite systems. That’s probably because they’re all neurotic losers like Barney Fife. I don’t understand why the IDF haven’t routed these basket-cases already.

Their weapon of choice, however, seems to be the cannon fodder of their own people, performing double duty in also sounding the drumbeat of Israeli condemnation.

What is the Palestinian ‘weapon of choice’? The cannon fodder of their own people. Rosenbaum assumes Gazans are strategically hoarding whatever their own cannons have been blowing up. If this is true and they’re hucking shredded tin cans and wads of paper at Israeli warplanes, this would explain their limited anti-aircraft capabilities. Gazans should make better choices. On the other hand I confess that any weapon ‘performing double duty in also sounding the drumbeat of Israeli condemnation’ is a fascinating multi-functional wonder. The Sammy Davis Jr. of the conflict.

If you can’t beat Iron Dome, then deploy sacrificial children as human shields.

If you can’t get a missile past their defenses then go and get yourself some sacrificial children. Place them strategically in the kitchens and living rooms of homes to be demolished by Israeli airstrikes. Cleverly use the rest of the children for bomb-making and related household chores.

Civilian casualties will continue to mount. The evolving story will focus on the collateral damage of Palestinian lives. Israel’s moral dilemma will receive little attention.

Number of Israeli civilians killed in this conflict? Two. Number of Israelis killed in such conflicts all of last year? Six. Last month, a pair of anti-government terrorists assassinated two policeman then shot a Wal-Mart shopper in Las Vegas. You don’t see the Marines invading Nevada, do you?

Each time the ledgers of relative loss are reported, world public opinion will turn against the Jewish state and box Israel into an even tighter corner of the Middle East.

I’m rarely swayed by ledger-reporting, but death tolls can be shocking. Does Thane wonder why Israel is getting such bad press? No. It’s more like he can’t believe anyone would feel sorry for the mean old Palestinians. Sure, they used to be able to dodge Israeli offensives by escaping into the Sinai Peninsula – before the Egyptians started shooting everyone on sight – but with all the dead children on television it’s the Israelis who are starting to feel BOXED IN.

Well they shouldn’t feel so bad. Wanna know why? Sure, Thane will tell you:

Under such maddening circumstances, are the adults, in a legal and moral sense, actual civilians? To qualify as a civilian one has to do more than simply look the part…After all, when everyone is wearing casual street clothing, civilian status is shared widely.

When 99% of the ‘civilians’ are not armed, civilian status is shared widely. It’s true. That’s not just looking the part, that’s living it. But when the last 1% are armed, that’s a big problem for Thane. Worse yet:

The people of Gaza overwhelmingly elected Hamas, a terrorist outfit dedicated to the destruction of Israel, as their designated representatives. Almost instantly Hamas began stockpiling weapons and using them against a more powerful foe with a solid track record of retaliation.

What did Gazans think was going to happen?

And what did Thane think was going to happen? Is he remotely aware that beside operating hospitals and schools, and stockpiling weapons, Hamas gets involved in other things? They tamp down the 24-hour society-wide calls for revenge against the Israelis. The kidnapping and murder of three Hebron teens was neither ordered nor approved by Hamas leadership, and the Israelis knew this immediately after it happened. So why is Israel killing hundreds of civilians in Gaza? That’s the real question.

Thane, and the American center-right, et. al., hold on to these uniformly craven views of Palestinians so they can argue sincerely that non-Israelis aren’t entitled to the same consideration you and I are. It’s Rosenbaum’s essential point: As god as my witness, these people are different.

Surely they must have understood on election night that their lives would now be suspended in a state of utter chaos. Life expectancy would be miserably low; children would be without a future. Staying alive would be a challenge, if staying alive even mattered anymore.

Wouldn’t want to live if I were you. Know what I mean? Can’t you just see? No – and this is why the Arab untermenschen deserve everything the Israelis do to them. The U.N. warns us against “Collective Punishment,” and tells us it’s against international law, but the Wall Street Journal wants us to come around to this way of thinking.


Rick Perry in all his urgent glory

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He’s got great hair, nerdy new glasses – they make him look less stupefied – and, best of all, he’s got a golden political opportunity. Texas Governor Rick Perry won’t let those bedraggled immigrant children on his border go to waste.

The governor’s office confirmed this morning that Rick Perry will order 1,000 National Guard troops to the Texas border to beef up patrols in South Texas.

Now this is how a future president responds to a humanitarian crisis.

Perry said he is concerned about the human costs of allowing cartel, gangs and criminals to come across the border while the Border Patrol is preoccupied with the surge of unaccompanied children.

“The price of inaction is too high for Texans to pay,” Perry said.

So Perry will deploy the military. He could have sent food and water to the border, and that would have gone a longer way to combating the crisis, but there are the many bullet-ridden bodies of Texans littering the streets to consider first, so the National Guard gets the call. Godspeed everybody, and let us know when the grain silos have been cleared of insurgents.

The guard troops will be embedded with state troopers and other law enforcement because they cannot legally detain someone on their own authority.

“I will not stand idly by while American citizens are attacked and children are living in squalor,” Perry said in explaining his action.

Hell no not the Rickster. He will not stand idly by, presumably because children living in squalor has been his gig all along:

There was a 47 percent increase in the rate of Texas children living in poverty from 2000 to 2011, according to the Kids Count report by the Center for Public Policy Priorities… Twenty-seven percent of Texas children were living in poverty in 2011, a rate that put the Lone Star State among the nine worst states.

Perry became governor back in 2000. The only governors more dismissive of child poverty over the same period are his Republican fraternity pals in neighboring Southern states, so there’s a cross-border competitiveness in play here.

But even more than that, there’s a White House in play. And there’s a certain thoughtful, bespectacled Southern politician whose dead-set on taking up residence there in 2017. Luckily for him there are millions of conservative voters now staring at his porous border. They see the violence-plagued children that breach it every day, and they worry what will come next. Can’t anybody take responsibility for this problem? Isn’t there someone who can fix it?

PERRY: We either have an incredibly inept administration or they’re in on this somehow. I hate to be conspiratorial, but how do you move that many people from Central America across Mexico and into the United States without there being a fairly coordinated effort?

Of course there is. Rick Perry’s your man.


The Economist is Das Derp

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I am always impressed by economists who can publicly fellate themselves.

Lying commies
The more people are exposed to socialism, the worse they behave
The Economist • Jul 19th 2014

It’s a smidge surprising that a capitalist pig would be so critical of communism, you know?

Some 250 Berliners were randomly selected to take part in a game where they could win up to €6 ($8)…Each participant was asked to throw a die 40 times and record each roll on a piece of paper. A higher overall tally earned a bigger payoff. Before each roll, players had to commit themselves to write down the number that was on either the top or the bottom side of the die. However, they did not have to tell anyone which side they had chosen, which made it easy to cheat by rolling the die first and then pretending that they had selected the side with the highest number.

Then someone does the statistical number crunching and figures out the participants lied. The interesting thing here is who the biggest liars turned out to be:

…those who had East German roots cheated twice as much as those who had grown up in West Germany…

Presto it was the former card-carrying Communist Party members that turned out to be the biggest liars. Greedy bastards…

They also looked at how much time people had spent in East Germany before the fall of the Berlin Wall. The longer the participants had been exposed to socialism, the greater the likelihood that they would claim improbable numbers of high rolls.

OH. It was the victims of East German totalitarianism that turned out to be the biggest liars. Poor schlubs, that’s different. Entirely different I’d say. Perhaps it’s time for a capitalist pig to go back to school and find out who The Communists really were. Also, maybe to get a handle on reading comprehension.

The study reveals nothing about the nature of the link between socialism and dishonesty. It might be a function of the relative poverty of East Germans, for example.

Poverty might cause people to lie, for money. You don’t say. This experiment is drifting further and further from Das Kapital and closer to ‘Duh’ by the minute. Well thankfully America isn’t cursed with either poor people or dishonesty – by design.

Speaking of which, you know what would make for some kickass laissez faire honesty? Any mention of the unsubtle differences between socialism and communism. A few words on Germany’s version of free-market capitalism would also suit me fine

Germany has the world’s oldest national social health insurance system, with origins dating back to Otto von Bismarck’s social legislation, which included the Health Insurance Bill of 1883, Accident Insurance Bill of 1884, and Old Age and Disability Insurance Bill of 1889.

Heath insurance mandated by federal law. T’would make Ayn Rand choke on her strudel.

All the same, when it comes to ethics, a capitalist upbringing appears to trump a socialist one.

All the same, communists are liars even when they’re not communists but poor people though you swear they’re really socialists but you have no idea what that means even while the real point isn’t about honesty but instead about ethics and how children are raised in foreign countries full of socialist institutions you know nothing about. Good post, really thanks.


Being Nice to Dogs in Our Space Age

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Charles Krauthammer keeps his Pulitzer Prize on the bathroom shelf. He won it for his enthusiasms in the category of political commentary. On either side of the reflex to put a coaster under his whiskey tumbler, though, there’s not yet much room for human decency.

Moral clarity in Gaza
By Charles Krauthammer • July 17 at 5:35 PM

Israel accepts an Egyptian-proposed Gaza cease-fire; Hamas keeps firing. Hamas deliberately aims rockets at civilians; Israel painstakingly tries to avoid them, actually telephoning civilians in the area and dropping warning charges, so-called roof knocking.

I want you to tell me how I could mount a military campaign where I ‘knock’ on houses, say here in Los Angeles, in South Central for example, then blow them all to fucking bits and still be seen as a good guy. Please, tell me. How can anyone wipe out entire neighborhoods – residents included [300 and counting] – and be called a decent human being?

The Israelis luxuriate in these paltry table manners because they’re drama queens, and Charles couldn’t be more taken. They consider themselves to be more civilized than the mangy animals who fire rockets across their borders, even though any attack has about a 1 in 100 chance of killing civilians. Our fast friends are nowhere near as savage and stupid as that – every missile they launch is ten times more powerful than any Katyusha, and 99 out of 100 times civilian casualties result. And if that seems depraved and one-sided, especially as far as drama goes, let’s admit that Joan Crawford wasn’t much for sharing the spotlight.

“Here’s the difference between us,” explains the Israeli prime minister.

Earth is chock-full of prime ministers, incidentally. And you could pretty much use any one of them as a reference guide for moral clarity, know what I mean? I would be quick to hold one up as an example of universal decency, particularly during wartime.

“We’re using missile defense to protect our civilians, and they’re using their civilians to protect their missiles.”

The Israel Space Agency was founded in 1983. The Palestinians haven’t yet launched a single satellite – and that’s not just a shocking fact, that’s a confession of character.


And the missile’s pinkie was pointed at the clear blue sky…

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You’d think that someone who was once captured and tortured by enemy forces would be scarred by war. You’d think he’d be wary of state-sponsored violence. You’d think he’d be the last person to want to subject innocent civilians to such horrors, but John McCain is nothing if not a maverick.

Sen. John McCain praised Israel on Sunday for what he called restraint in its response to renewed violence in the Gaza conflict.

“The restraint of the Israelis, in my view, is admirable,” the Arizona Republican said on CNN’s “State of the Union.”

I’ve never heard anyone call an air-to-surface missile ‘restrained.’ Did it take care not to fly over finishing schools and dance studios? Were its circuits pre-set to ‘continental’? Or ‘cosmopolitan’?

The death toll from Israel’s air attack on the Gaza Strip is continuing to rise with over 120 Palestinians dead. Israel says it wants to put an end to Hamas firing rockets at its citizens. No Israelis have been killed although eight were injured including one seriously when a rocket hit a petrol station in Ashdod.

How do you know you’ve been killed by a polite missile? It holds the roof open for your soul. After you, thank you, you’re too kind.

“Because there haven’t been more Israelis casualties isn’t because Hamas, a terrorist organization, hasn’t tried,” McCain said. “They are indiscriminately targeting civilians, while the Israelis are going so far as warning the people in Gaza on the pending strikes. There’s a dramatic difference.”

There’s a dramatic difference in formalities. That’s true.

Who knows who lived in the two first-floor apartments above a home for eight disabled adults in a neighbourhood of eastern Gaza? Perhaps, as a neighbour suggests, one was a militant with Islamic Jihad who lived there with his family. But the neighbour says he is not sure. What is certain is that the occupant was absent early on Saturday when two Israeli drones “knocked on his roof” – firing warning shots to encourage civilians to vacate the building prior to a strike.

A few minutes later, an Israeli warplane fired a missile into the house. But it did not detonate on the first floor. Instead, it smashed through to the ground floor, where the explosion ripped through the room where five of the disabled people were sleeping, killing two and injuring the others.

A neighbour found one of the dead after he noticed flies buzzing around where she was buried. “A body! A body!” the man shouted. Gingerly he lifted the piece of concrete concealing a curly head of hair, face down in the debris.

Atef Abed, a supervisor with the private charity that runs the home, recognised Suha Abu Saada, 47, as her body was dug out of the rubble, one of her legs missing.

Can’t blame the Israelis for that. They warned the building, ergo the charity for the disabled. ‘You’re about to be blown to smithereens,’ they said, in rooftop missile drone-ese, which is how one demonstrates McCain-pleasing restraint. It’s not exactly the sort of restraint shown by not-blowing-up a bunch of cripples in the middle of the night, but it’s better than nothing. So if you’re a Palestinian paraplegic and you can’t crawl into your wheelchair at 4:30 in the morning to roll yourself out of way of a chivalrous airstrike, it’s your own fault. Nobody will ever want you for a Bridge partner, that’s for sure. Cucumber sandwich?

The number of dead in Gaza reached at least 159, Palestinian medical sources said, the majority of whom were civilians, according to the United Nations agency for humanitarian affairs. More than 1,000 people have been wounded…

The rising death toll has sparked international concern over the proportionality of Israel’s response to rocket fire from Gaza. The rockets have struck deeper into Israel than in past conflicts, but have caused only one serious civilian injury. There have been no Israeli deaths as a direct result of a rocket strike.

Oh heavens now it’s 159 to zero. Mercy rule?


Children of The Maize

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I’m having a hard time deciding how terrified of the migrant border children I should be.

Should I be piss-my-pants and shriek-like-a-howler-monkey scared? Or should I be ran-into-tipsy-Michele-Bachmann-at-Trader-Vic’s-then-she-put-her-tongue-in-my-ear-I-can-still-feel-it-in-there hysterical? I mean look at this:

As a physician for over 30 years, I am well aware of the dangers infectious diseases pose. In fact, infection diseases remain in the top 10 causes of death in the United States…

As such, reports of illegal migrants carrying deadly diseases such as swine flu, dengue fever, Ebola virus and tuberculosis are particularly concerning.

You can just imagine all those eight year-olds who have spent time in a Moscow prison for smuggling Siamese heroin out of Sierra Leone. And of course every one of them wants to come here, across the Sonoran desert in the summertime, just so they can get a free bowl of soup and the promise of a postal route in Murrieta ten years from now. BEWARE. This is how the bowel-eviscerating plague of dengue ebolulosis – and Freedom – spreads, people.

On the “Fox & Friends” program, Gov. Rick Perry bemoaned record-high apprehensions of individuals not from Mexico near the nation’s southern border. Perry then said: “These are people that are coming from states like Syria that have substantial connections back to terrorist regimes and terrorist operations.”

Frankly I’d rather have a few Syrian children hanging around here, lighting off a few firecrackers, than have them taking those long-study courses in bomb-making and mayhem they teach in war-torn countries. But then:

…we rated as Half True a softer statement by U.S. Sen. John Cornyn, R-Texas, that in the first 19 months of Barack Obama’s presidency, the U.S. detained people from nations designated as state sponsors of terrorism on the southwestern border.

While nearly everyone detained near the border was a Mexican national, Cornyn showed that in the cited period, there were 153 apprehensions of Cubans, 17 of Iranians, seven of Sudanese and two of Syrians.

When only two Syrians are nabbed at the Texas border over a year-and-a-half, you know what this means. Many more surely must have gotten through. The real number is probably in the thousands, which proves that Syrians are the most dangerous children on Earth. They’re so good at hide n’ seek their parents can’t even find them.


Dick Cheney has a hard-on for ISIS but I sadly do not

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Noise next door, shut the hell up. I’m out of milk. I get annoyed on Saturday mornings.

The Truth About Iraq
And why it matters
The Weekly Standard • Jul 21, 2014, Vol. 19, No. 42

Someone wants to tell me a delightful story. I’m not in the mood to hear it.


Why if it isn’t thee Mr. and Mrs. Bollocks, how revolting.

The larger war, of which the liberation of Iraq was part, is still ongoing. Winning it requires that we understand the truth about the liberation of Iraq, the challenges America faced in the aftermath of the invasion, how we overcame them with the 2007-08 surge, how we defeated Al Qaeda in Iraq and established a stable, functioning nation allied with America in the heart of the Middle East.

Listening to the Martial Twins you’d think we’d been fighting for the survival of the United States all this time, and in 2008 we had the battle won. Then someone came along and threw our country to the jackals of ISIS, ergo Hello Kitty ipso facto Fallujah. The only terrorists I’ve been troubled by were the ones Dick Cheney all but escorted onto planes back in 2001. They killed .0001% of us, and that wasn’t much of a threat to the country, for sure, but it sure made me sick.

Reality intrudes upon a farce. It wasn’t until the adoring fascists raised Dick Cheney in a sedan chair and returned him to Satan’s lanai that anyone laid a glove on Osama bin Laden. It wasn’t until Dick settled back into his familiar environs, with a 199-inch big screen television playing Fox News, and a kitchen larder fairly full of the Iraqi children he slaughtered, the faces of which he peels and eats like so many artichoke leaves, that al Qaeda really suffered for what they did. That’s when Barack Obama began killing the people Dick Cheney depended upon to sustain his earthly reputation. So now Dick wants to recruit ISIS – and you, incidentally – for the same purpose, but Fuck You.

Those who say the invasion of Iraq in 2003 was a mistake are essentially saying we would be better off if Saddam Hussein were still in power. That’s a difficult position to sustain. It is undisputed, and has been confirmed repeatedly in Iraqi government documents captured after the invasion, that Saddam had deep, longstanding, far-reaching relationships with terrorist organizations, including al Qaeda and its affiliates.

9/11 Commission member Warren Bass:

Early in its best-selling final report, the independent, bipartisan commission rendered a judgment on Osama bin Laden’s relationship with Saddam Hussein’s Iraq, rooted in a rigorous review of intelligence reports, that differs flatly from the Cheneys’ view: “The reports describe friendly contacts and indicate some common themes in both sides’ hatred of the United States. But to date we have seen no evidence that these or the earlier contacts ever developed into a collaborative operational relationship. Nor have we seen evidence indicating that Iraq cooperated with al Qaeda in developing or carrying out any attacks against the United States.”

So Fuck Fuck You.


The marks and scares I carry with me

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It’s always good to be reading the writings at Townhall.

Today is George W. Bush’s 68th birthday. A man who, according to his father, “faced the greatest challenge of any president since Abraham Lincoln.”

Pearl Harbor, Hawaii, would disagree. 60 million dead people too.

Now here comes a clever typo. Put on your skepticals and see if you can spot it.

His presidency will be forever scared by the Sept. 11 terrorist attack and the Iraq War…

If I could weep with your tears, by God I would. I stand here before you, friends, on this auspicious occasion to announce the opening of the George W. Bush presidential library. Thank you, one and all. Situated beneath Crawford Texas’ biggest bed, the building was constructed on a foundation of chicken feathers and quaking Jell-O. It also features a water fountain that turns yellow on the hour, every hour, and emits a startling sound much like a London blitzkrieg siren. Admission: five dollars. Children and draft dodgers, free.

US President George W. Bush reacts as he tries to open a locked door after a news conference in Beijing


American Exceptionalism barn raising and later pancake breakfast

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The Fourth of July provides us an opportunity to gaze at the panorama of this big nation, and to appreciate perhaps the ongoing notion of boom. And to appreciate in addition what would be ka-boom in the realm of conservative politics, the notion of American Exceptionalism. Not that I know what that is.

I’m fairly sure it’s more cliché than concept. Like a product endorsement, or a commercial tagline. Like Fox News’ ‘Fair and Balanced’, or Charmin’s ‘Strength and Softness.’ It’s not meant to be measured against or attained, it’s meant to be cast as ornament, like tinsel on a Christmas tree. Although when used as a ‘concept’ it can tease the idea of America! out of an argument – and maybe it is primarily a thought, I don’t know – but that’s some highfalootin’ Charles Krauthammer shit right there. It also works pretty good as a suggestion to your enemies that America Is My Penis. And you’re dead, fag.

Closet Gay Wuss Chris Hayes Lectures That Part Of World Cup Is ‘Accepting The Fact The U.S. Cannot Assert Its Dominance’
Pat Dollard • July 2, 2014 • Home » Politics

Pat had to crawl into MSNBC’s dustiest corner to bring you this expose’. Thankfully there’s a TV anchor and hot cameras in every room, no matter where you go.

Ugly! MSNBC’s Chris Hayes couldn’t help insulting US after World Cup loss
bizpacreview • July 2, 2014 • by Michele Kirk

While Tuesday’s World Cup match between USA and Belgium brought out patriotism in most of the country, MSNBC’s Chris Hayes couldn’t stop himself from insulting America after the tough 2-1 loss.

Hayes said, in part:

“Part of embracing a truly worldwide competition is accepting the fact the U.S. cannot simply assert its dominance. Turns out we have to play just like everybody else.”

Hayes was supposed to say America can dominate soccer any time it wants. I’m sure that would have made the returning men’s national team feel a whole lot better.

Host on non-dominant cable net: Soccer loss should prove to some that U.S. ‘can’t simply assert its dominance’
By Doug Powers • July 1, 2014 10:53 PM

**Written by Doug Powers

When seeking experts on an inability to assert dominance, turn to low-rated MSNBC — in this case one of their hosts, Chris Hayes:

While praising the huge American crowds across the country that came out to support the U.S., Hayes condemned what he called “anti-soccer trolls” whose aversion, he said, is “weirdly tied to American exceptionalism.” He then made this statement.

“Part of embracing a truly worldwide competition is accepting the fact the U.S. cannot simply assert its dominance,” Hayes said. “Turns out we have to play just like everybody else.”

After the show, one of Hayes’ straw men beat him 10 to nil in a spirited foosball match in the green room.

Hayes’ biggest lib-whacking straw man being “the U.S. cannot simply assert its dominance.” Shall we nibble the bait? Let’s put this as simply as we can: The United States can assert its dominance anytime everywhere. Never is American Exceptionalism more evident than when we fail at a game that conservatives somehow despise on principle and where we have a century-long losing record.

Doug himself is a great example of indefatigable Exceptionalism. It’s no accident he bookends everything he posts with **Written by Doug Powers**. That’s so you don’t think Michelle Malkin keeps his balls in a reliquary next to the ammo closet.

Chris Hayes: Embracing Soccer Is Accepting ‘the US Cannot Simply Assert Its Dominance’ • 1 Jul 2014 210 • post a comment

On Tuesday’s “All In” on MSNBC, host Chris Hayes reacted to the United States men’s national soccer team’s 2-1 loss to Belgium earlier in the day, which eliminated them from World Cup. But according to Hayes, that loss wasn’t necessarily a bad thing.

Hayes explained that in his view there was lesson to be learned, which was American exceptionalism and dominance weren’t factors in this competition and therefore, that’s “ultimately alright.”

Oh it’s isn’t alright. American Exceptionalism and dominance are dominant – period. So thoroughgoing and omnipotent are they that it’s becoming a hellfire miserable job having to prop them up all the time. I’m getting tired of having to remind you about this. So let’s go, heave ho, Godzilla. Tote that sparge, lift that snail.


Wallflowers of White America

aw dude

Go figure.

A plurality of voters think Barack Obama is the worst president since World War II, a new poll says.

According to a Quinnipiac University poll released Wednesday, 33 percent of voters think the current president is the worst since 1945.

I see this and I scratch my head. Obama inherited a moribund economy, a massive deficit and two wars that were killing Americans at a terrifying pace. He’s done a good job getting the country out of that awful mess. So what makes him a bad president?

I think the blacks have brought on most of their present-day problems themselves… They’re attacking white people in the big cities and we’re supposed to put up with that kind of stuff, and like them, and say, “Well, come on into our neighborhood.” And how about the discussion of the black crime that goes on in this country?

So says a caller at C-SPAN. On the 50th anniversary of the enactment of 1964′s Civil Rights Act they asked viewers to share their thoughts on the historic legislation. And many of them did:

I think there is a war on white men in this country from liberal white women that claim there is a war against women. No country has ever created more things for the betterment of mankind’s living than the caucasian race that came from Europe and I’m sick and tired — as an octogenarian — hearing all this bad-mouthing of white people. [...] I think it’s time for white men to start standing up because there’s all kinds of groups for other races. And I think it’s time for white pride.

You want to talk civil rights, but what about white pride? That’s an interesting counter-point. Perhaps C-SPAN shouldn’t insult their audience by exalting something that only black people like. What about the cotton gin? How about Limp Bizkit, pal? The show could have at least greased the viewers at the top of the hour by running a clip of Courtney Cox dancing in that Springsteen video. That always warms my heart.

I’m kind of like that last guy. The white man has done more for the black man in this country — I think the black man owes the white man a thank you.

And how about a little gratitude finally? Thank You Fred Durst. Watts? Harlem, hello?


Jonah Goldberg uses Game of Thrones to highlight Hobby Lobby case

fuckin-a smart like as fuck

I have a few utterly ill-informed layman’s thoughts on the Hobby Lobby decision but they’re yet poorly cobbled together, needing a great deal of fine tuning, clarity and organization. In lieu of boring the decent readers of this internet with any of that I thought I’d turn my attention to a far finer source of trenchant legal analysis, Jonah Goldberg:

Abortion-rights protesters gathered outside the Supreme Court building on Monday holding signs that read “Birth Control: Not My Boss’s Business.”

Much to their chagrin, Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito agreed in his ruling in the Hobby Lobby case.

Gee I thought the protestors didn’t want…oohhh. I get it. Touché, turtle.

Of course, that’s not how supporters of the government’s contraception mandate see it. They actually believe that birth control is their boss’s business, and they want the federal government to force employers to agree.

Good ole’ Jonah doesn’t mess around, he gets right to the flesh of the matter. Everyone knows the government can force your boss to lance the boil on your ass. That’s of course typical boss business. But that doesn’t mean the government can also force your employer to do disgusting things. They can’t make him give you contraceptives just because you managed to make sex any fun. No one gets to work both sides of a somatic-legal argument, Madame. That’s not his business. I mean it’s as if, well. Let’s see if I can put this another way…

If I like to dress up as a character from Game of Thrones on weekends, pretending to fight snow zombies and treating my mutt like she’s a mystical direwolf, that’s none of my employer’s business.

Not your employer’s business. Altogether ludicrous. Entirely very silly. That is until one of the stupid snow zombies nearly pokes your eye out, detaching a retina. Then your boss has to cancel his vacation and gallop all the way back to Mordor (sp?) to do a little eye surgery. Why? Because suddenly it’s his business.

But if I ask my employer to pay for my trip to a Game of Thrones fan convention, I am asking him to make it his business.

A trip to the Nerd Prom, overrun with savages, who shall not be denied their earthly pleasures. Wobbly swords and brittle porn are what they’re into, and for these Medievalists the Pill was invented. But let’s not forget, Gwendolyne, why Sex was invented: you having babies. And that’s what your boss is into. And do I really have to remind you that telling everybody what to do is his thing, too? That’s his business. This way the sensible argument against contraception in your health plan is made plain. And I’m relieved to know your office manager’s moral sense isn’t given over to sex and pleasure because that sort of depravity could hasten the return of some dark ages…

…that may or may not be unfair, but it’s his right.

As we can agree that Game of Thrones is quite good fun but, ultimately, not the swine flu. Well so much for my argument. It’s the greatest analogy of a Supreme Court ruling I’ve ever read.

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