Bruce Jenner gets some jerklove

Jamie Foxx makes fun of Bruce Jenner.

“(He) will be here doing a his and hers duet by himself,” Foxx told the audience with a photo of the reality star dad up behind him.

“I’m just busting your balls while I still can,” he added.

Some people thought the jokes were cheap shots. The guy’s life is already hard enough, you know? National Review dragged the PC Hitlers to the woodshed:

No, Making a Joke About a Transgender Person Is Not the Same as ‘Transphobia’

…Comedy is not supposed to be a “safe space.” That’s what’s so special about it. The implicit permission to offend is what distinguishes it from other forms of communication and makes it a unique part of our cultural dialogue that we can’t afford to lose.

If someone like Jamie Foxx can’t make crass jokes about transgenders I’m afraid that America is lost. We will have been rendered a nation of soulless machines. A Borgian dystopia. A liberal hellhole ruled by the living death of political correctness. Is that what you want, Stalin? OK then.

Yesterday Jenner was interviewed by Diane Sawyer:

When asked about Barack Obama addressing LGBT rights in his State of the Union, the 65-year-old former Olympic athlete said that didn’t affect him much.

“I’ve always been more on the conservative side,” Jenner said…

Jenner said he is a Christian as well.

A Jamie Foxx impersonator kidded:

The Biz Pac Review bellowed:

‘Tolerant’ left turns back on Bruce Jenner when he comes out – as a transgender REPUBLICAN

A bleeding heart at The Blaze bleated:

Bruce Jenner Blasted Online After Coming Out As a Republican: ‘Personally, I Am Disgusted’

A Dhimmocrat at the Daily Caller cried aloud:

Liberal monsters

It’s as if the wingnuts were somehow fond of Bruce. If they can only get her to start slagging the president’s balls, she could be their RuPalin.

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Racism and privilege, the problems of white authority

I recently re-read this editorial that WaPo’s Colbert King wrote while the Michael Brown protests were raging. He told a story about his mother-in-law who once taught on a Mississippi school farm. One of her fellow employees shot a dog that had been taking the farm animals.

…the white farmer who owned the dog retaliated, turning up at the school to shoot the employee to death and threaten the school’s president. The school’s president was forced to flee, my mother-in-law said, but nothing happened to the white farmer.

Back then in Mississippi, a farmer could kill a black man for shooting his dog. White men were entitled to ‘justifiable’ homicide for all sorts of reasons. Anyway for King, re: Michael Brown…

It reminds many of the way in which authority is exercised, especially in communities where the central relationship between blacks and whites is the police.

In places like Ferguson, police represent white authority. Authority empowered to enter the community backed by the extralegal support of white sentiment. Authority whose word is taken against the word of an accused African American. Authority that not only arrests, but punishes, too.

That’s the problem: White authority. That’s the phrase that keeps rolling around in my head. Racial privilege imbued with legal power. For most of American history it meant that white people could do whatever they liked to black people without consequence, or justification. In the current endless series of shootings, maulings and neck-breakings of black men at the hands of white policemen, we’re seeing it in all its modern glory. Watch this, if you can:

20 year-old Dontrelle Stephens is riding his bike down a street in Palm Beach when he notices a police car following him. He stops to ask what the problem is, and the cop shoots him four times. No reason, and no warnings. What would make a policeman think that’s okay? And this confrontation:

Levar Jones pulls into a South Carolina gas station when trooper Sean Grouber pulls alongside, then asks for his license. Jones turns to retrieve it, and Grouber shoots him four times. Or rather he shoots Jones once and misses three times because he’s a crappy cop. The unarmed victim took a bullet to the hip less than five seconds after the officer initiated the stop – how can this have happened? What in the world was the policeman thinking?

And what were the consequences for these officers? In the second case, surprisingly the trooper ended up getting fired. In the first case, although the video clearly shows Dontrelle wasn’t armed and only tried to run away, the shooting was ‘justified’ and the policeman returned to duty. Dontrelle is now paralyzed.

I don’t know how else to discern this madness other than to point out that racial privilege has been embedded in American authority from the country’s beginning. And though the Civil Rights Era was way back in the nineteen-sixties, unarmed black men continue to be shot and killed without justification right up to today. The truth is that white cops are even now entitled to lie in court and in police inquiries because they’re better than their black victims. It’s only been the recent development of the smartphone that brought this problem finally to the country’s attention.

Feel free to dispute this. But if white authority isn’t the lingering mix of racism and privilege that’s responsible for our problems, how do you explain this?

Voters in Parma, Missouri voted in their first African-American female mayor.

Tyrus Byrd will be sworn in as mayor on Tuesday evening, April 14 at the Parma Community Building.

According to Mayor Randall Ramsey, five out of six police officers resigned this week, effectively immediately.

Mayor Ramsey said the city’s attorney, the clerk and the waste water treatment plant supervisor also turned in resignation letters citing “safety concerns.”

All but one of Parma’s white policemen and much of the city’s leadership walked off their cushy jobs. Because, for some reason, their own town wasn’t good enough for them any more.

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It depends upon how dirty you like your flag…

Earlier this week some of the brothers at Valdosta State University demonstrated against racism.

valdosta flag walker

And the protest worked.

“I did not want anything like this, but I got a call from a student who told me that the flag was on the ground, and they were walking on it,” said Manhart. “I was just going over there to pick up the flag off the ground. I don’t know what their cause is, but I went to pick it up because it doesn’t deserve to be on the ground.”

Armed forces veteran Michelle Manhart could not bear to see the American flag on the ground. Such a sacred object should never be sullied with shoeprints or dirt. So she drove over to Valdosta, to the demonstration, and she snatched it up. Michelle was then immediately confronted by the school punks: “That’s not yours.” But she had an answer:

“Actually it is. Actually it is. Anytime it’s been torn or ripped it needs to be properly disposed of. This actually belongs to [hand circles] the entire United States…”

…and so the policemen stepped in and wrestled Michelle to the ground with much screaming, and the $19.99 universal birthright of all that is precious and liberty was returned to the brothers. Now Michelle’s Facefight page has gotten 3,754,662 views, and conservatives everywhere are shouting about constitutional violations vis-a-vis American flags touching the grimy earth.

So let’s all say “nice going” to patriotic Staff Sergeant Manhart. You’ve come a long way since 2007, when you were drummed out of the Air Force for doing this:

michelle manhart flag love

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You mean a woman. For president?

Someone has got a nasty case of the Hillary vapors, but it’s no big deal. Certainly Andrew Klavan would be doing this even if he weren’t getting paid. Hell he’s probably been doing this since that snooty negress sat right down behind the bus driver. The rest of us figure it’s too early to bother with who’ll be president in 2020, but Klavan confronts us with a little what-if and so we play along. Whatcha thinkin’ there, Andude?

Holy crap man, just imagine (…is what he thinks). I mean jeez if we’re – try to stay with me here, this gets real crazy I know – gonna go soft and elect a female president, then what the hell and why not? Why not have Jessica Simpson sitting in the Oval Office? Why not have Tawny Kitaen telling Congress what to do? Why not have Pia Zadora starting a nuclear war? Think of all the possibilities.

1. Zooey Deschanel: Don’t you think? She’s so cute and zany. She’s female. …those adorable bangs would enliven any press conference.

Just like Clinton, she’s female. But her forehead is festooned with the come-hither hairlets and Andrew really loves him a boner. Can’t tell you how very much unlike Shrillery she is, with those dreaded high harpy locks. Not a single time has Andy been driven to public masturbation while watching one of her press conferences. Teh sadz.

2. Scarlett Johansson: Female; better than Obama. And, I mean, if we’re going to have a woman president why not a What-A-Woman President? Va-va-va-voom, am I right, boys?

Female; better than Obama. This is the place where I ask you honestly whether or not you get the joke. Just in case Andrew happens to be reading – female huh?! Get it?! And do you want Scarlett Johansson’s vagina, or what?!

3. Lucille Ball: Female; better than Obama; and dead, so she can’t do any damage.

Still can’t parallel park a car either. zing.

4. Taraji P. Henson: As someone who opposes racism, I’ve worried that…

…in case you thought Andrew was somehow some sort of asshole, watch him namecall a full-blown Unterperson. Dig yourselves a black woman whom of course every hooded Baptist and Pat Buchanan delegate loves and respects. Hey we’re only talking shop here, folks. And you can say the name ‘Taraji’ aloud and render Bill Buckley’s sphincter unto the quantum mechanical world, so we have ourselves a sort of victory. Seriously, nice going Bitchhate.

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Allen West on the greatness of an anonymous black man’s meaningless death

…and there he was with his eyes rolled back in his head, turning circles on the living room floor while his favorite Simple Minds song played on the radio. When somehow a white cop shot down another black man but this time it was on camera.

You just have to wonder how long the media and black activists will try and milk this one in a case where the justice system clearly worked.

Sweet justice. How gratifying it is to see the Supreme Court flush out that one rotten American policeman and throw him in the slammer. Now will Jane Fonda only shut the hell up? OOH NOO she’s going to go on and on about it. She’s going to say the only thing that ‘clearly worked’ was a bystander’s cellphone. She’s going to say all the other rotten policemen don’t care. She’s going to say the chance of this peace officer getting convicted of homicide in South Carolina is the same as a snowball getting a fire insurance policy in hell. Really what a tireless bitch.

So there will be no need for protests and Al Sharpton making a trip for some shrimp and grits.

No no, it’s alright folks. This is Allen West and seriously he is “black.”

This is a time where we can turn this tragedy into triumph. It’s a time when we can turn the page and not proliferate a victim mentality but advance the spirit of victors.

Everybody altogether: WALTER’S FREAKING DEAD and WE WON. I can’t help but feel that if the exact same cop had shot Terri Schiavo eight times in the back there would be little to cheer about. There would more likely be a civil war and Allen B. Bannerquote STEADFAST AND LOYAL would never ever surrender.

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Please take my hand, bomb Iran

You Never Take My Warheads Anywhere…

Of all the midwiving of cows in the wake of Obama’s negotiating with/hand-jobbing Iran this one takes the cake:

Barack Obama is for the 300 million souls of the United States what Andreas Lubitz was for the 150 souls on the German Wings flight – a deranged pilot flying his entire nation into the rocks.

300 million souls dashed upon the rocks of, um, America. I oughta be shit-scared but I’m just not there.

After the fact, among the smoldering remains of American cities, the shocked survivors will ask, why did he do it?

They won’t ask “WHAT THE HELL?” No they’ll ask “He just let them fire a million missiles at us? Oh, why?” Madame du Bovine Orbs has a firm grasp on human behavior, if hands can be likened to slithery seaweed. Why Iran would skip right past the local nuclear power Israel and attack the global nuclear power America is a headscratcher. And who knew they had so many satellite-guided transcontinental lasersharks? Don’t look at me, I’m going beer drinking.

This Free Beacon critique is salted with a little less Armageddon and a little more treason:

Benghazi, Bergdahl, and the Bomb

The title alone is pretty good. John Boehner could scrawl it on an impeachment indictment and get back to his broom closet in time for happy hour.

Column: President Obama’s stories haven’t held up before. How is the Iran deal any different?

That part is killer. This nuclear proliferation treaty is just another one of the president’s tales oh, of course it is. John Kerry regaled the Iranians with a few of Barack’s golf stories, then followed that up with a long run of his basketball yarns. But it wasn’t until the eleventh hour when they heard about the dead seal on the beach that they caved. “The president looked down and poked it with a stick, and then the flies began buzzing everywhere…” That’s when the head of Iran’s emerging technologies sector went “OOOOOH” and it was all over. This is not an accomplishment to be sneezed at, frankly, given these people are familiar with all Thousand and One Arabian Nights.

Anyway, to the point:

…was attacked on September 11, 2012. Four Americans were killed, including our ambassador. Obama delivered remarks on the attack in the Rose Garden the following day. “No acts of terror will ever shake the resolve of this great nation,” he said. What he didn’t say was that the killings in Benghazi specifically were a “terrorist attack” or “terrorism.”

See how that works? You are quite seriously to take the argument that if Obama had previously said not “acts of terror” but “terrorist attack” the discerning skeptic would be put at ease and welcome this compact. Or if the president had said not “Bowe Bergdahl is the handsomest patriot ever and I mean to have his assbabies” but “We will court-martial this soldier for desertion and misbehavior before the enemy and sentence him to life in prison” then any treaty would be reasonable and fine. You talk about your handjobs, sheesh.

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Private minds humiliate gays, in public

Dateline: Los Angeles. I’ve been hacking away at work, but surprisingly there’s been some sort of roiling controversy elsewhere. I just read Kevin Williamson’s “The War on the Private Mind.”

There are three problems with rewarding those who use accusations of bigotry as a political cudgel. First, those who seek to protect religious liberties are not bigots, and going along with false accusations that they are makes one a party to a lie.

That sounds plenty First-Amendment-fierce and everything but then I see…

…the lobbyists who pushed hardest for last year’s gay marriage ban — Micah Clark of the American Family Association of Indiana, Curt Smith of the Indiana Family Institute and Eric Miller of Advance America — were among the 70 to 80 guests invited to the private bill signing.

…the bigots in their full dress unis. No, you can’t take that away from me. And doesn’t a “private bill signing” send the wrong message to the country? Let’s see the American Family Association stand shoulder to shoulder with the Governor and make their case for conditional brotherhood and Christian apartheid. If we’ve been gagging their Free Speech, let’s hear it. Instead, the Governor has given us only paltry press coverage and puny explanations. I think an issue this close to his heart deserves better.

Second, it is an excellent way to lose political contests, since there is almost nothing — up to and including requiring algebra classes — that the Left will not denounce as bigotry.

Ronald Reagan famously denounced the Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King as a communist. Which is why Kevin will agree that St. Ronnie spouted even more fantastic lies about the Soviet Union.

Third, and related, it encourages those who cynically deploy accusations of bigotry for their own political ends.

Just forget that you’re reading the National Review – IF YOU AGREE WITH LIBERALS YOU’VE GONE POLITICAL. And please take it for granted that evangelical Christianity is a fundament of life, like cool water, or fresh oxygen. A staple of American vitality, like Geritol, or capital punishment.

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Todd Kincannon’s Family Values Sext Penis

Now that we know South Carolina Republican badass Todd Kincannon is more than a spineless troll who only threatens women on Twitter, or merely says he wants to cornhole their sisters, or offhandedly anoints them with nicknames like ‘Crabby Cunt’, now that we know he beats his wife scary silly and then promises to kill her – and kill himself – if she speaks a word of his criminal desperation to anyone, it’s probably a good time to tell you that the Toddster has long been in the habit of sending those same women pictures of his penis.

wife beaters dick

You can see that Todd is one cracking top-notch lawyer. Anyone who could draw up such a court-worthy digital filth agreement would have to be, right? Friends, if you simply cannot help yourself and must witness Todd’s POV dong, feel free to click on the image. You will be whisked away to conservablog ‘The Trenches’, where they will have the full sexting story.

kincannon send me nudes dammit

Otherwise may it suffice to say that Todd’s fragile world is ruled by nameless women who refuse to take their clothes off, which is why they’re worthy of his abuse.

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Todd Kincannon’s Family Values

Like, a terrible shock.

kincannon licks

Really. Of all the people, hooda thunk that Todd Kincannon would beat his wife?

Ashely continued to tell me after leaving the work function, James [nomme de wingnutte: James John Todd Kincannon] began screaming at Ashely while they drove in their car. Ashely told James to let her out of their car to which he refused. Ashely proceeded to roll down the window and scream for James to let her out, hoping a bystander would call 9-1-1.

Yeah, that’s probably not going to stop him.

kincannon janay palmer

Ashley continued to tell me she called her mother for help and attempted to call 9-1-1 with an open line in order for the dispatcher to hear James. While driving, James saw a police vehicle and ‘freaked out.’ James threatened he would drive the car into a concrete barrier if the cops became involved. In addition, James also threatened to kill himself if Ashely left.

Threatened to kill the Toddster? Get in line, pal. Oh NO I mean, uhh, dear me…

Ashely continued to tell me James has made several threats in the past to kill himself, her, and her family. Furthermore, Ashely said she has past incidents of domestic violence and threats of homicide/suicide recorded. I saw no visible injuries to Ashely, she provided me with a written statement, and was issued a victim’s pamphlet. It should be noted Ashely was trembling as she wrote her statement.

Todd’s poor wife [nomme de Stepford: Ashely Suzanne Griffith Kincannon. Quote: 'Wife. Christian. South Carolinian.' BOOM.] also mentioned this: “…they ‘have a history of unreported domestic violence.’ She said she was ‘extremely fearful’ of Kincannon and described him as being ‘extremely traditional’ and controlling…” Just the BIGGEST of surprises, huh?

kincannon fuck your sister

But The Toddinator had a perfectly good explanation:

I was diagnosed … with an allergic reaction to Benzonatate. Apparently a very small percentage of people go absolutely nuts when they take the stuff, and I’m apparently in that very small percentage.

Thoroughly plausible. He’s a criminal misogynist and creep because of some cough suppressant.

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Gilding the Galileos

As we know there are known knowns. We also know there are known unknowns. But there are also unknown unknowns – the ones we don’t know we don’t know. And if one looks throughout the history of our country and other free countries, it is the latter category that tend to be the difficult ones.

Ladies and gentlemen I give you…Ted Cruz.

On the global warming alarmists, anyone who actually points to the evidence that disproves their apocalyptical claims, they don’t engage in reasoned debate.

Trailing the candidate, you see a looming infinity of blackness that Ted deigns to call ‘climate denial evidence.’ And from hell’s heart he stabs at thee, with his finger, but then are any of the quote-unquote scientists impressed? Do they fall on their asses like a bunch of acorn-humping squirrels struck by sheet lightning? Nope.

Today, the global warming alarmists are the equivalent of the flat-Earthers. It used to be [that] it is accepted scientific wisdom the Earth is flat, and this heretic named Galileo was branded a denier.

He’s really slingin’ some bullshit. Stephen Jay Gould:

…there never was a period of ‘flat earth darkness’ among scholars (regardless of how the public at large may have conceptualized our planet both then and now). Greek knowledge of sphericity never faded, and all major medieval scholars accepted the Earth’s roundness as an established fact of cosmology.

There were people who believed the Flat Earth canard, but they weren’t the scientists of the world. They were the philosophers, priests, historians and everyday fools. To say that it was “scientific wisdom” is to say the one thing we know to be false.

Oh, and of course Galileo had nothing to do with any of it. By his time, the idea was long-since dead. Instead to his credit, and his misfortune, he supported Copernicus’ view that the Earth revolved around the sun. But you know hey whatever man, old scientists and famous controversies. Did somebody say this Cruz guy was a debate champion? He’s a stupid git. If being dead wrong were the Olympics, snootface would be on a Wheaties cover.

The newly announced GOP presidential candidate told David Brody, of the Christian Broadcasting Network, that religious conservatives must take back their political dominance, reported Right Wing Watch.

More Cruz rhetoric? Sure.

“This country remains a country, I believe, grounded in values, grounded in faith, but far too many Christians have ceded the public arena to people who aren’t believers,” Cruz said.

Look what happened to Hollywood, for example. Not long ago the atheists had only begun to make movies of their own. The features were heathen farces, typically built around million year-old dinosaurs come back to life, or prostitutes with hearts of gold. No one thought much about it because they certainly weren’t profitable or popular, but they were eagerly received by beatnik professors and Russian poets. And because of the sway those folks held over your children – well, you remember what happened next…

maleficent

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On the 2016 climate deniers

Media critic and NYU journalism prof Jay Rosen (and offhand namer of names): “Journalists have to decide what to do about candidates who are climate change denialists.” He takes note of the New York Times:

We have made a conscious decision that we are not going to take that point of view seriously. …That the Times had made an exception [to both-siderism] in the case of climate change denialism was welcome news, an important development, but as soon as I saw Adam Bryant’s statement, I thought: Let’s wait for the 2016 campaign. Then we’ll see.

As of yesterday we have the first presidential candidate, Ted Cruz. We have the official start of the 2016 campaign, and we have someone who will bullshit everybody about perhaps the greatest challenge to ever face humanity. So it’s all begun.

And he won’t be the only liar. Here are your Republican contenders:

(1) Flat-Earthers, who deny the existence of manmade climate change; (2) Born-Again Flat-Earthers, who do the same, but who had admitted climate change exists back before President Obama took office; (3) Do-Nothings, who sort of admit the reality of climate change but oppose actually taking any steps to prevent it; and (4) Dodgers, who have avoided saying whether they believe climate change is happening, and who also don’t want to take any steps to alleviate it.

Rosen comes up with a plan. Here are 4 ways a ‘journalist’ can deal with denialism:

1. Normalize it: treat denialist claims like any other campaign position…
2. Savvy analysis: is denialism a winning move or is it costing the candidate?…
3. Persistence: Call it what it is — a rejection of the science — and keep calling it that…
4. Confrontation: Try to raise the costs of denialism….

What to do? All four paths have problems. In my view 2.) is the worst option, 1.) is not much better, 3.) is probably the best choice, but that doesn’t mean it will make a difference, and 4.) is the riskiest but might be a worth a try.

Rosen’s take is well worth your time. As for Ted Cruz

…I just came back from New Hampshire where there’s snow and ice everywhere. And my view actually is simple. Debates on this should follow science and should follow data. And many of the alarmists on global warming, they’ve got a problem because the science doesn’t back them up. And in particular, satellite data demonstrate for the last 17 years there’s been zero warming, none whatsoever.

Ann Althouse found the time to take in Cruz’s campaign kickoff speech, and she was duly impressed.

ADDED: Let the record show, that at 4:58, I cried.

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You sound like you’re going to buy a pony. Promise me you won’t.

goodwin

First he comes for the banks and health care, uses the IRS to go after critics, politicizes the Justice Department, spies on journalists, tries to curb religious freedom, slashes the military, throws open the borders, doubles the debt and nationalizes the Internet.

He slept, he stole, he was rude to the customers.

He lies to the public, ignores the Constitution, inflames race relations and urges Latinos to punish Republican “enemies.” He abandons our ­allies, appeases tyrants, coddles ­adversaries and uses the Crusades as an excuse for inaction as Islamist terrorists slaughter their way across the Mideast.

Now he’s coming for Israel.

Still.

Apu's lament

…there goes the best damned employee a convenience store ever had.

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